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Clips from Orgazmo

Movies 1997 94 min ★ 6.1/10 (39,564 ratings) 1,294 clips
Comedy

Credits

♪ What makes a man Is it the power in his hands ♪
"♪ What makes a man Is it the power in his hands ♪"
Orgazmo
♪ Is it his quest for glory ♪
"♪ Is it his quest for glory ♪"
Orgazmo
♪ Now you're a ma-male ♪ ♪ A man ♪
"♪ Now you're a ma-male ♪ ♪ A man ♪"
Orgazmo
Thank you. Bye-bye.
"Thank you. Bye-bye."
Orgazmo
Give it... Oh, give it to me, you big stud.
"Give it... Oh, give it to me, you big stud."
Orgazmo
Unhand her, Jizzmaster Zero!
"Unhand her, Jizzmaster Zero!"
Orgazmo
I just planted those flowers last week. My, how they grow!
"I just planted those flowers last week. My, how they grow!"
Orgazmo
Take that book of Mormon and shove it so far up your righteous asses that you choke,
"Take that book of Mormon and shove it so far up your righteous asses that you choke,"
Orgazmo
You take this! Ha-ha!
"You take this! Ha-ha!"
Orgazmo
You told me you knew how to fight.
"You told me you knew how to fight."
Orgazmo
and look tough, you fucking pansy!
"and look tough, you fucking pansy!"
Orgazmo
You don't wanna hurt me, huh?
"You don't wanna hurt me, huh?"
Orgazmo
Just let me get my book and go.
"Just let me get my book and go."
Orgazmo
Oh, no, no, no. They had it comin' to them, the rotten bastards!
"Oh, no, no, no. They had it comin' to them, the rotten bastards!"
Orgazmo
Porno? Like as in pornographic?
"Porno? Like as in pornographic?"
Orgazmo
Well, yeah, but it's not like that. Oh.
"Well, yeah, but it's not like that. Oh."
Orgazmo
But are there people having intercourse?
"But are there people having intercourse?"
Orgazmo
It's very nice of you to offer me so much money, but...
"It's very nice of you to offer me so much money, but..."
Orgazmo
You start at 10:00.
"You start at 10:00."
Orgazmo
You watch. In a couple of weeks,
"You watch. In a couple of weeks,"
Orgazmo
I think that the Lord understands that you need money for your family's future.
"I think that the Lord understands that you need money for your family's future."
Orgazmo
his parents, his friends, his fuckin' pets are gonna pay!
"his parents, his friends, his fuckin' pets are gonna pay!"
Orgazmo
You. What?
"You. What?"
Orgazmo
Yeah.
"Yeah."
Orgazmo
Oh, kid. You look fucking fabeau! I see you met Choda Boy.
"Oh, kid. You look fucking fabeau! I see you met Choda Boy."
Orgazmo
I really beefed this script up.
"I really beefed this script up."
Orgazmo
Yes, you get a stunt cock, but only for penetration.
"Yes, you get a stunt cock, but only for penetration."
Orgazmo
Good, we're sucking.
"Good, we're sucking."
Orgazmo
Yeah, really.
"Yeah, really."
Orgazmo
That's your line, Hung. Hey!
"That's your line, Hung. Hey!"
Orgazmo
They've hurt our evil boss, Jizzmaster Zero.
"They've hurt our evil boss, Jizzmaster Zero."
Orgazmo
You get to be my age, you gotta do double anal or no one will hire you.
"You get to be my age, you gotta do double anal or no one will hire you."
Orgazmo
I don't understand?
"I don't understand?"
Orgazmo
Okay, let's do it.
"Okay, let's do it."
Orgazmo
♪♪ So what did you think of your first day of porno, Joe?
"♪♪ So what did you think of your first day of porno, Joe?"
Orgazmo
I don't want anyone to know.
"I don't want anyone to know."
Orgazmo
- How you doin', G-Fresh? - You! Get your punk asses out of my sushi bar!
"- How you doin', G-Fresh? - You! Get your punk asses out of my sushi bar!"
Orgazmo
Oh, we'll get our punk asses out of your fish bar...
"Oh, we'll get our punk asses out of your fish bar..."
Orgazmo
Oh, yeah!
"Oh, yeah!"
Orgazmo
- Come on. Come on, Hung. - Do I have to?
"- Come on. Come on, Hung. - Do I have to?"
Orgazmo
Cut!
"Cut!"
Orgazmo
Nah, I was just thinking. Come on in.
"Nah, I was just thinking. Come on in."
Orgazmo
Goodness, gee. Is this all yours?
"Goodness, gee. Is this all yours?"
Orgazmo
Well, maybe it would help you to talk about it. You know, get it out.
"Well, maybe it would help you to talk about it. You know, get it out."
Orgazmo
Come on. I wanna show you something.
"Come on. I wanna show you something."
Orgazmo
The sucker got pretty heavy.
"The sucker got pretty heavy."
Orgazmo
It's not that heavy.
"It's not that heavy."
Orgazmo
Go ahead, shoot yourself.
"Go ahead, shoot yourself."
Orgazmo
Just shoot yourself in the foot or something. I gotta get cleaned off..
"Just shoot yourself in the foot or something. I gotta get cleaned off.."
Orgazmo
♪♪
"♪♪"
Orgazmo
♪♪
"♪♪"
Orgazmo
♪♪
"♪♪"
Orgazmo
where the evil King Erectus whisks you back in time to the Garden of Eden.
"where the evil King Erectus whisks you back in time to the Garden of Eden."
Orgazmo
so I'm gonna need a lot of hot action before I bring in your stunt cock, all right?
"so I'm gonna need a lot of hot action before I bring in your stunt cock, all right?"
Orgazmo
Come on now! Come on!
"Come on now! Come on!"
Orgazmo
Oh, Hung! Joe Hung. How are you?
"Oh, Hung! Joe Hung. How are you?"
Orgazmo
Isn't that cool?
"Isn't that cool?"
Orgazmo
Man, you should be psyched to be Orgazmo.
"Man, you should be psyched to be Orgazmo."
Orgazmo
♪ Got my Jimmie on your tonsils and the rhymes are feelin' ill ♪
"♪ Got my Jimmie on your tonsils and the rhymes are feelin' ill ♪"
Orgazmo
Bitch.
"Bitch."
Orgazmo
Hey, you're Orgazmo, aren't you? No! I mean, yes.
"Hey, you're Orgazmo, aren't you? No! I mean, yes."
Orgazmo
Neutered Man? Orgazmo's new archenemy.
"Neutered Man? Orgazmo's new archenemy."
Orgazmo
You know, it's funny.
"You know, it's funny."
Orgazmo
And you don't see a problem with this?
"And you don't see a problem with this?"
Orgazmo
You signed the papers? Oh, they came in the other day...
"You signed the papers? Oh, they came in the other day..."
Orgazmo
and just whupped my sorry black ass.
"and just whupped my sorry black ass."
Orgazmo
That won't work. Why not?
"That won't work. Why not?"
Orgazmo
All right! All right already! It's over there.
"All right! All right already! It's over there."
Orgazmo
Rocko! Stop them!
"Rocko! Stop them!"
Orgazmo
Whoo! Yeah! God, that kicked ass, didn't it?
"Whoo! Yeah! God, that kicked ass, didn't it?"
Orgazmo
- Aah! Hi, honey! - Lisa, what are you doing here?
"- Aah! Hi, honey! - Lisa, what are you doing here?"
Orgazmo
I couldn't take it anymore. Daddy lent me some money to come out. Isn't that great?
"I couldn't take it anymore. Daddy lent me some money to come out. Isn't that great?"
Orgazmo
Oh, when is your next shoot? I wanna come and watch.
"Oh, when is your next shoot? I wanna come and watch."
Orgazmo
Oh, well, I'm sure you can get me in.
"Oh, well, I'm sure you can get me in."
Orgazmo
Almost forgotten how beautiful you are.
"Almost forgotten how beautiful you are."
Orgazmo
I'll... screw you to death!
"I'll... screw you to death!"
Orgazmo
Who?
"Who?"
Orgazmo
Thanks, Choda Boy. That's just what I need.
"Thanks, Choda Boy. That's just what I need."
Orgazmo
Now, when we roll cameras, Natsuko, you say,
"Now, when we roll cameras, Natsuko, you say,"
Orgazmo
Good. And, Haruko, you say, Prepare to meet your doom!
"Good. And, Haruko, you say, Prepare to meet your doom!"
Orgazmo
so dung.
"so dung."
Orgazmo
Good. Close enough. Joe, you say,
"Good. Close enough. Joe, you say,"
Orgazmo
Why would you call them the Naughty Twins when they get fucked in the ass all the time?
"Why would you call them the Naughty Twins when they get fucked in the ass all the time?"
Orgazmo
A... Ass-Fuck Twins.
"A... Ass-Fuck Twins."
Orgazmo
Cut, cut, cut! Goddamn it, cut!
"Cut, cut, cut! Goddamn it, cut!"
Orgazmo
Hey, how ya doin'?
"Hey, how ya doin'?"
Orgazmo
Lisa, listen to me. You had your heart so set on being married in the temple,
"Lisa, listen to me. You had your heart so set on being married in the temple,"
Orgazmo
breasts?
"breasts?"
Orgazmo
I can't quit, Lisa. We're still shooting.
"I can't quit, Lisa. We're still shooting."
Orgazmo
Oh, that's a baby now. Lisa!
"Oh, that's a baby now. Lisa!"
Orgazmo
Give it to Mama. Come on! Aw, heck!
"Give it to Mama. Come on! Aw, heck!"
Orgazmo
- What's your name again? - I am Sancho.
"- What's your name again? - I am Sancho."
Orgazmo
Yeah? Boss, Joe Young's here to see you. He says it's very important.
"Yeah? Boss, Joe Young's here to see you. He says it's very important."
Orgazmo
You see, Mr. Orbison, my-my fiancée came in from out of town, and everything just...
"You see, Mr. Orbison, my-my fiancée came in from out of town, and everything just..."
Orgazmo
I appreciate everything you've done for me, but I have to say no.
"I appreciate everything you've done for me, but I have to say no."
Orgazmo
You know, I have had enough of your poop, Mr. Orbison.
"You know, I have had enough of your poop, Mr. Orbison."
Orgazmo
Find yourself another Orgazmo!
"Find yourself another Orgazmo!"
Orgazmo
You mean, she'll be sleeping with the fishes, see?
"You mean, she'll be sleeping with the fishes, see?"
Orgazmo
That's why I need you. Damn, Joe. I've never seen you like this.
"That's why I need you. Damn, Joe. I've never seen you like this."
Orgazmo
- Help me! Help! - Will you shut up?
"- Help me! Help! - Will you shut up?"
Orgazmo
Quick! To the Orgazmobile!
"Quick! To the Orgazmobile!"
Orgazmo
Welcome to Hollywood.
"Welcome to Hollywood."
Orgazmo
Oh. Hey.
"Oh. Hey."
Orgazmo
Need a hand?
"Need a hand?"
Orgazmo
Oh, you son of a bitch! Aah!
"Oh, you son of a bitch! Aah!"
Orgazmo
Whoo!
"Whoo!"
Orgazmo
Come on, shit bird.
"Come on, shit bird."
Orgazmo
- That's nice. - Huuh!
"- That's nice. - Huuh!"
Orgazmo
Did you really think that a stupid little twerp like you...
"Did you really think that a stupid little twerp like you..."
Orgazmo
Come on, Joe. Let's get out of here.
"Come on, Joe. Let's get out of here."
Orgazmo
All ready to leave, huh?
"All ready to leave, huh?"
Orgazmo
what Heavenly Father wants from us or what he has in mind.
"what Heavenly Father wants from us or what he has in mind."
Orgazmo
Soon you'll be meeting up with...
"Soon you'll be meeting up with..."
Orgazmo
♪♪
"♪♪"
Orgazmo
♪ Hey ♪
"♪ Hey ♪"
Orgazmo
♪ Give it all you got to to fight to the top ♪
"♪ Give it all you got to to fight to the top ♪"
Orgazmo
♪ So we can know your story ♪
"♪ So we can know your story ♪"
Orgazmo
♪ Now you're a man ♪ ♪ A man ♪
"♪ Now you're a man ♪ ♪ A man ♪"
Orgazmo
♪ A man, man, man ♪
"♪ A man, man, man ♪"
Orgazmo
♪ Now you're a man a Manny, Manny, man ♪ ♪ A man ♪
"♪ Now you're a man a Manny, Manny, man ♪ ♪ A man ♪"
Orgazmo