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Clips from Community (2009) - Romantic Expressionism (S01E01)

"and the determination of the incomparable Robin Williams."
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"- Yeah. - Maybe I'm just that brilliant."
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"I think you came prepared."
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"Dude, even I know you're lame,"
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"and I'm a tenured professor sitting in a beanbag chair."
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"You're not a professor."
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"Shut up, man."
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"I did a little advance work. Pathetic?"
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"No, I'll tell you what's pathetic..."
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"you all sitting there making fun of other people's work."
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"You don't feel good about yourselves,"
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"so you have to tear down everything around you."
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"What's the matter? Mama Chang didn't breast-feed?"
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"She read in a book that it wouldn't make a difference."
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"You all sicken me!"
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"And I will no longer participate"
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"in your destructive, negative behavior."
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"and total BS"
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"Yeah, this isn't about us."
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"This is just a deflection because you can't get"
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"- a genuine laugh. - Mm-hmm."
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"I know I'm funny."
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"I don't need any of you people to validate me."
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"- Mm. - Mm."
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"Oh! Oh!"
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"Biggest laugh of the night."
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"Then I was gonna say, "it's a good day to be gay.""
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"Annie..."
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"We're sorry."
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"We were worried about your well-being."
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"I guess we feel like we're sort of all a family,"
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"and Jeff and I are like your Greendale parents."
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"You're not my mom, Britta."
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"She would never wear boots that go up that High."
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"And what about respecting me as an adult and as a friend?"
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"Oh, you want to be treated as an adult and a friend?"
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"Try not dating your friend's ex-boyfriend."
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"But you don't like Vaughn."
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"No, I don't, but I also don't like seeing him"
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"with anyone else. Ta-da!"
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"- Fine. I cared. I'm a girlie-girl."
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"I like boys, and I don't like it when they're mean to me,"
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"and I don't like it when they stop kissing me"
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"and start kissing my friends."
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"I'm not that cool. I'm not Juno, okay, homeslice?"
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"This is what it was about for you?"
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"You were jealous?"
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"Oh, please, you can't tell me"
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"that you weren't jealous that Vaughn had his hippie hands"
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"all over your debate/make-out partner."
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"What are you insinuating?"
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"What?"
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"Yeah, that kiss wasn't for pleasure."
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"- It was strategic and joyless. - What?"
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"Yeah."
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"when you were describing Annie's body."
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"More specific than the stuff you told me about Britta?"
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"What?"
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"Does anyone get specific about me?"
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"Check your email."
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"I'll mark you as spam."
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"Who the hell is Pam?"
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"When you guys first came in,"
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"we were as wholesome and healthy"
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"as the family in the Brady bunch."
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"And now we're as dysfunctional and incestuous"
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"as the cast of the Brady bunch."
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"I agree with abed. This is getting creepy."
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"and you say, "I'd like to slap"
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"those buns on the grill." What?"
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"First of all, I don't talk like that,"
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"and second of all, where I'm from,"
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"it's perfectly normal for women"
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"to talk about their male friends' backsides."
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"And you don't see me saying anything crazy"
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"about abed and Troy's weird little relationship."
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"They're just jealous."
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"All right, all right, maybe we're not a family."
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"Maybe it's more complicated, because unlike a real family,"
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"there's nothing to stop any one of us"
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"as a sexual prospect."
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"Why are we even talking about this?"
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"Because you started having sex with Britta's ex-boyfriend."
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"What? We haven't even kissed."
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"That doesn't mean you're not having sex."
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"Vaughn told me he would take things"
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"He likes me for who I am, and I like him."
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"Do you guys hear that?"
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"* *"
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"- Annie. - Vaughn."
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"Britta."
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"- Hi. - Old man river."
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"Eat me."
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"Did you get my messages?"
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"No."
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"I threw my phone into the river."
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"I thought that, you know, if I can't be with her,"
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"who am I gonna call?"
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"And then I thought, you know,"
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"well, my landlord, my sister,"
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"You."
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"Anyway, I've been doing a lot of soul-searching,"
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"and, uh, this is something I really need to say."
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"* *"
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"* I see you when you smile *"
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"* and I want to sing a song *"
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"* but then I write the words *"
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"* and they always come out wrong *"
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"* they come out wrong *"
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"* I feel it in my fingers *"
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"* I feel it in my toes *"
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"* but then the words get frozen *"
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"* in my mouth like Eskimos *"
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"* I like your nose *"
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"* ooh *"
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"* Annie *"
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"* ooh ooh ooh *"
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"* Annie's song *"
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"his songs are dumber than he is."
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"Yeah, but they're honest."
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