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Clips from Community (2009) - Romantic Expressionism (S01E01)

"Yeah, not if you're 28"
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"and you're fooling around with him."
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"She's 18."
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"Her taste in men is still being established."
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"Creepier and creepier dudes will start thinking of her"
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"as an option, and it all starts with Vaughn."
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"He's a gateway douche bag."
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"People collide. Things happen."
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"It can't be controlled, right?"
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"at her shotgun wedding to star-burns."
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"Oh, yeah, turn to your left."
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"Oh, now turn to your right."
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"Yes, we can see both of them."
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"It's like a constellation on your face."
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"Oh, what's up, dude? Yeah."
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"That guy over there, he's a douche bag."
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"- Hey, guys. - hola."
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"Hey, I hope you don't mind. I invited senor Chang."
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"We're Netflix friends."
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"Oh, that's cool that you're hanging out,"
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"drinking beers with your students."
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"Yeah."
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"Clearly, none of my other plans fell through."
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"Let's get to the movie."
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"Oh, I'm sorry, Shirley."
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"I'll wait if you want to serve beverages."
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"- You gonna be waiting a long-ass time."
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"Ooh, FBI warning... I'm so scared."
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"Hey, that's not fair."
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"I didn't know we started."
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"It is the year 2006 AD,"
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"and nuclear war has ravaged the planet."
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"I must have missed that."
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"Nice."
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"The wasteland between cities is a free-fire zone"
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"ruled by scavengers, drug dealers, and terrorists."
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"Sounds like a Thanksgiving at my house."
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"That's pretty crazy."
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"He did it, though."
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"They just come to me."
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"You guys want to buy some mega dope?"
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"It gets you mega High."
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"Will it get me through this movie?"
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"Freeze! Police."
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"Freeze police? Don't do that."
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"They'll get cold."
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"Kickpuncher, is there anything that we can give you?"
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"Yeah, two hours of my life back."
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"Nice."
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"Don't call me kickpuncher."
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"Call me David."
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""Directed by Kim Yang.""
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"Asian..."
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"Can't direct, can't drive."
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"Dude, I'm right here."
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"So..."
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"When are we doing this again?"
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"Well, actually, tomorrow we were all gonna get together."
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"Tomorrow night we're all gonna get together"
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"to watch kickpuncher 2: Codename Punchkicker."
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"Tomorrow you better foam the runways,"
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"'cause I'm bringing my "a" game."
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"Awesome."
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"Oh, my God."
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"He's got her in some kind of hippie collar."
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"I can hear her armpit hair growing from here."
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"We got to do something."
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"Okay, even if I agreed with you, what are we gonna do?"
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"That's nice."
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"Well, I know if we say we disapprove,"
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"we'll just drive her further into his hemp-braceleted arms."
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"Mm, hatching schemes is not really my wheelhouse."
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"Let's not confine ourselves to your wheelhouse."
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"This problem won't respond to tap dancing"
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"or casual revelations that you spent time in new York."
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"Okay, if you're gonna get all upper East side"
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"Hey, winger, check out Annie."
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"Somebody just went to the top of my "to do" list."
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"Okay, we need to hatch a scheme."
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"Thank you."
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"It's all very simple."
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"In Annie's world, long before Vaughn,"
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"she only had eyes for Troy."
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"Annie will drop Vaughn in a hippie's heartbeat."
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"Crash course in manipulation..."
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"you don't actually tell the person what you want them to do."
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"You help them realize they want to do it"
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"so it can't be traced back to you."
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"You know what else is sexy?"
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"Annie."
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"I know chemistry is sexy."
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"But Annie? I don't see it."
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"Well, every other guy on campus does."
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"You really don't see how pretty Annie is?"
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"Maybe it's 'cause I knew her back in High school,"
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"before she dropped out."
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"She had braces and acne and a pill addiction"
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"and a nervous breakdown ending with her running"
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"through a plate-glass door, screaming, "everyone's a robot!""
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"I see what's happening here."
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"Troy, I want you to clear your head."
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"- Done. - I'm gonna describe to you"
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"in our study group."
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"Would you excuse us for a moment?"
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"No kidding."
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"Come on, you got to be exaggerating."
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"Oh, man."
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"- - - And she's Jewish?"
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"I can't believe I didn't see that."
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"Well, I guess she deserves another shot."
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"Oh, wait, never mind. It's too late."
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"I Heard she's hooking up with Vaughn."
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"- Only to make you jealous. - What?"
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"She's helplessly in love with you."
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"She's only with Vaughn to get your attention."
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"And you have to give it to her now, right, Jeff?"
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"Sure."
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"But the point is,"
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"we're not telling you what to do."
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"Oh, yeah, you didn't hear it from us."
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