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Clips from Ballers - Pilot (S01E01)

"Ahem."
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"Hello."
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"Um, I messed up, all right?"
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"No other way to say it. I messed up. I'm a fuckup."
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"I let my emotions get the best of me."
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"ever put myself or your team in this position again."
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"It's good to hear."
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"I'll take it all under consideration."
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"Cut him."
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"22nd all time on the receivers list."
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"- Behind Steve Largent. - Who the fuck is that?"
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"He's in the Hall of Fame, Rick."
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"Men have done much worse."
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"Well, look, you know how it is now. Once they see an imperfection,"
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"- the organization wants nothing to do with you. - Politics, Rick."
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"Yeah, I've already been in contact with Philly, Miami, Atlanta, Tennessee."
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"- And? - I'm waiting to hear back from them."
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"- Oh, you're waiting? - Yeah."
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"You know training camp starts in three weeks."
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"This is Siefert."
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"You looking for a guy who could set the edge for you?"
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"Always. Never been able to replace this guy Strasmore."
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"I heard you're concentrating on the other side of the ball these days."
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"- You calling about Jarret? - Yes, I am."
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"You know I'm sensitive."
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"'Cause deep down, I know you like it."
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"I really don't, though."
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"You always played better for a hard-ass coach."
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"True, but..."
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"You know Mama is always here for you."
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"So, how'd it go today?"
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"- Any leads? - Oh, man."
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"Little rough out there for your boy today, baby,"
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"but... ahem,"
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"at the biggest Chevy dealership in Miami."
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"Yay!"
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"I'm so proud of you. You did it."
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"Oh."
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"All for you."
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"Mm-mmm. About to get a Chevy striptease."
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"Oh, Dr. Greane."
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"- Yes, sir. - Okay."
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"The eight-year veteran has just been released by the Packers."
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"Dear God..."
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"if You bestow upon me a chance to play ball in this league again,"
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"a chance to lace up my shoes,"
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"a chance to put on that helmet"
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"and once again ball... ball on these motherfuckers,"
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"I'll give You all the glory."
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"I get it now."
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"Hey, you're a car salesman, Charles. Just make it up."
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"Ah, how you feel, sir?"
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"I'm feeling good. How are you?"
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"No, no, no. I'm looking for a truck for fishing in the Keys."
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"How you know I'm from Mississippi?"
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"Larry Siefert, Miami Dolphins."
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"Wasn't always a city slicker like I am now."
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"This is the new model, right?"
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"Yeah, yeah, brand-new for this year."
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"What are some of the upgrades?"
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"It's got new torque power. The horsepower..."
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"- What's the horsepower? - It's got about 625."
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"You played with Ricky Jarret, right?"
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"Yeah, yeah. About three seasons."
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"He sure is some character."
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"Yeah, that Ricky is always entertaining."
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"Is he as much of an ass as he appears?"
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"No, he's just passionate. All Ricky cares about is winning."
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"- Aren't we all? - I guess so."
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"Those people are usually from the city."
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"Good point."
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"So this... the great..."
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"That guy looked like a buyer, man."
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"Fuck, you got a crystal ball now?"
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"You can see the future?"
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"I prayed to God and He answered my call."
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"You know the Lord works in mysterious ways."
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"I also know that it was me and your super agent who got you that in-person with Miami."
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"It's all part of God's plan, ain't it?"
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"- Let's talk about our plan. - Let's."
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"Need you to be contrite. Let him know you learned from the experience."
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"- Yes, be humble. - Also that it won't happen again."
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"- Never. - And that you're gonna do anything the coach"
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"- and team needs you to do. - Absolutely."
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"- I'm not doing that. - Rick."
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"Good, now get going. You don't want to be late, okay?"
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"So I appreciate y'all don't bail on me when shit goes down."
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"I'm a passionate man. It's all coming from a spiritual place."
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"That right there, don't say that."
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"Get it."
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"He's gonna fuck this up."
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"Yeah, about a 60% chance."
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"Got this!"
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"- It's 5:01. - Which makes you?"
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"Do me a favor, undo that line right there."
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"I got you, Coach. I got you."
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"My man!"
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"- Come on in, man. - Thank you."
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"You're welcome."
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"I don't even know."
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"You better start knowing."
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"I'm gonna pay you back with interest."
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"Hey, cool. You want to hang out a little bit?"
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"Ma, where Eugene at?"
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"People talk a lot of shit about me."
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"Look, I'm sorry, all right? I'm sorry I was late."
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"Let me ask you a question. What are the three most important things to you?"
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"That's good. For a second there, I thought you were gonna say friends."
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"and there's less that deserve a third. Are you one of those people?"
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"Yes, sir. Absolutely."
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"you've got a shot."
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"Welcome to the Miami Dolphins, son."
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"Oh, by the way, not everybody thinks you're a low-rent scumbag."
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"- Yeah, like who? - Know the guy who works at the Chevy dealership?"
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"Go help Csonka get the fish out of the cooler."
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"Tell Shula to meet me in the bar. Houlihan's."
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"Oh, fuck that."
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"I met with the coach. Guess who's coming home."
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"- To play for the Dolphins? - Hell, yeah."
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"- You did good, big bro. - Bet your ass I did."
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