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Clips from BASEketball (1998)

"to Joseph R. Cooper."
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"I know you have it in you to lead the Beers to victory this season."
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"Because if you don't the team reverts to Yvette."
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"It's nice to have a strong, handsome man like you on my side."
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"Why don't you visit sometime? Maybe we could"
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"lay some carpet, if you know what I mean."
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"At this time, I'd like to ask everyone to leave the room,"
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"so I can have a private moment with Coop."
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"Now that we're alone, Coop, there's something I wanna tell you."
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"Remember when you had the crabs"
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"and this lotion made you feel better? I've found another use for it."
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"we spent in the tattoo parlor in Chicago. Come on, baby!"
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"Do you want me to move on to the conference room? - Not yet."
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"But I think my lobby could use a good buffing."
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"We just gotta kick some ass and play to keep this team. You ready?"
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"We're underway."
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"Coop steps into the single square."
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"This game is made all the more special"
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"Hernandez, look!"
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"Fat liposuctioned out of Marlon Brando's ass."
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"Uh, no! What am I doing here?"
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"It's all salty and warm. Why would I do this?"
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"Damn it!"
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"Got milk?"
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"Coop tips, and it's good! Double play. Beers win."
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"Remer still nailing down that psych-out."
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"Denslow told me about you. - Welcome to our community of owners."
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"If there's anything you need, don't hesitate to ask. - Thanks, dude."
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"Until we allow teams to move cities and players to change teams"
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"and take advantage of lucrative corporate tie-ins,"
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"you and your colleagues are going to have to continue working for..."
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"Feed. Chicken feed."
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"Before you make any hasty decisions,"
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"discuss it with your teammate. - I don't have to. We think alike."
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"Are we gonna kick their ass?"
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"We're gonna take these mooks out or what? - Let me handle this one!"
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"Your mother's a terrible cook!"
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"Hey, Watson, have you seen those beer commercials?"
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"Beers Still Winning More and More Games"
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"and smack my wife in the eye. - Shut up, Remer."
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"Take that!"
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"Aw shit!"
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"If a woman wants a mate to respond,"
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"she will reveal to him the secret of a woman's duality."
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"I didn't expect you'd come."
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"He's sleeping, and I really wanted to finish this book."
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"Well, maybe it'll make him feel better. Joey!"
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"Look who's here. - My biological father?"
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"No, Joe Cooper."
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"Is it really you? - Yeah, it's me."
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"Your psych-outs were the best."
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"Thanks, dude."
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"What seems to be the problem, guy?"
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"What about staying positive? Your donor liver's arriving today."
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"I'd have a shitload of nickels."
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"I wanna be just like you when I grow up."
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"Here's your decaf mocha, Jenna."
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"Just like you take it: Non-fat milk, low-whipped cream and a sprinkle of cinnamon."
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"Thank you, Doug. - I baked you fresh poppyseed muffins, too."
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"Poppyseed muffins! I thought you had your electrolysis appointment today."
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"I did. Here."
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"I talked to the foundation. They want to make your last wish..."
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"involve a miracle cure or something."
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"The guys on death row only get a meal, right?"
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"So, what's your dream?"
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"I've always dreamed of big-game hunting,"
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"or a giant panda. - That's not in the spirit of the foundation."
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"How about poisoning the reservoir?"
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"Or throwing flesh-eating fish into a public swimming pool?"
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"Search your heart. What's the one thing you want more than anything else?"
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"That's a pretty tall order. - You'd have a better shot at Bill."
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"There is one other thing."
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"Just spend a day with the Beers? Could I, Coop?"
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"I don't know... - And Miss Reed, too."
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"Nicole! Let's say hi to Nicole."
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"Fight!"
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"You see, Joey, dreams really do come true."
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"You're the best, Coop!"
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"If what, dude? - Just say it and Coop will do it."
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"Do you think you could hit a home run for me tonight? - Well..."
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"It's not like he's asking you to hit 2 home runs!"
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"This is Coop Cooper. He could hit 3 home runs if you wanted. Huh, Coop?"
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"Coop's the greatest guy in the whole world!"
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"Yeah, he's a major dude."
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"Mr. Squeak? - What? - What grade are you in?"
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"I called a taxi! - We gotta get going if I'm gonna hit those 3 home runs."
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"Don't worry. From now, everything's gonna be A-OK."
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"What a story this is!"
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"Little Joey Thomas undergoing a lifesaving operation tonight."
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"And his hero, Joe Cooper, promising to hit 3 home runs,"
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"a promise that could decide between life and death for this brave boy."
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"It's good! Coop sinks his 2nd home run."
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"His sodium level's through the roof!"
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"It's strange. He's 8 years old and smells like Robert Downey, Jr."
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"Everyone's stomach in knots here, as Coop steps up. One more chance"
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"You're just saying that, 'cause you want her yourself."
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"Coop calls for quiet."
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"He's in deep focus. This obviously means a lot to him."
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"He shoots! It's going, going..."
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"Coop has made a dream come true for that brave little..."
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"Wow! The Lord must really have it in for that little boy."
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"Why?"
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"Come on, Coop. It's over."
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"Poor Joey!"
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"Why? - Sorry, dude. - If you're looking for Joey Thomas,"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Why? Why? - Gentlemen,"
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"The operation went fine. Just after the game, he seemed to be suffocating."
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"He kept screaming, Choke! and lost consciousness. He'll be fine tomorrow."
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"Sorry I missed that 3rd homerun."
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"He's turning blue! - He's freezing. He needs a blanket."
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"He's flatlining! You killed him!"
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"I didn't kill him! - You missed the 3rd home run, and you killed him."
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"Get a hold of yourself! - Leave me alone!"
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"Live, damn it!"
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"Give me those things! - You're gonna kill him! - Clear!"
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"No pulse! - More power! - 10,000 volts!"
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"You know what you're doing? - What's it look like? - An execution?"
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"Clear!"
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"We gotta try open heart massage."
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