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Clips from BASEketball (1998)

"They quarreled."
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"You'll find Joe Cooper, wherever you'll find the most heinous"
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"Here's a computer-enhanced simulation of what he might look like today."
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"Hello, I'm Al Michaels along with Bob Costas inviting you"
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"to join us here at Beers Garden for Denslow Cup V."
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"We're in for a classic battle tonight."
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"but fascinated by the flickering images and the pretty colors."
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"is readying another spectacular halftime fireworks display."
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"Even if Coop was to walk in here now, it wouldn't change things one iota."
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"We can win this thing! Are you with me?"
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"We're underway here for the Denslow Cup V."
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"Hey, guys. Thought I told you we weren't going to watch this game."
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"These aren't the kind of people to be emulated."
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"The severed head was postmarked Denver."
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"When Joe Cooper discovered that Beerswear Factory workers were kids,"
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"not old enough for prostitution, he personally flew there."
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"In a minute, another unsolved mystery. - Come on, kids!"
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"We're going to the game!"
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"Hey, Baxter? I finally got all the chrome off this for you."
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"symbol of brotherhood in many Polynesian countries. In the role"
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"If not for your mess, I wouldn't be jetlagged"
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"Stop it!"
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"Would you just stop it?"
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"Don't you see what we have here?"
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"and bad knees can get together and compete"
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"But more than anything,"
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"You guys took me in."
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"Those little shits never pay full price anyway."
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"I just realized I can't stand you!"
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"You can kiss these puppies goodbye."
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"No, I'm sorry, Remer."
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"I've got a lot to learn about sharing."
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"Maybe we just grew up too fast."
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"My worst enemy turned out to be me."
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"I've got two over."
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"Alright! Let's go win the championship!"
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"Felons on 1st and 3rd."
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"Get this guy. - I don't know what to do. Nothing works on him."
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"No, just do it really subtle."
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"Subtle..."
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"You losing weight?"
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"the Beers win the Cup and get to keep the team."
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"Or he misses."
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"Oh, my God! LA-Z-BOY has popped!"
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"Stop! Don't shoot!"
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"I made it myself. Just like you. - You made this?"
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"But I finished it myself."
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"Thanks, dude! - Go get 'em, Coop!"
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"When's the last time you made a homerun without LA-Z-BOY?"
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"Al, we've seen some classic Denslow Cup battles in the past,"
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"Could be a double play. Darcy tips."
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"Update: We still have no fucking clue where this guy is."
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"Well, go! Go ahead!"
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"Thanks. You know I gotta tell you, it's 'cause of you that I'm here."
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"I don't have your fucking ball."
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"Got milk?"
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"I'm sorry."
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"The National Baseketball League would like to present to the Beers"
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"I'm the King of the World!"
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"...4 runs batted in. And he's already hit 2 home runs tonight."
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"It's a high fly ball to right..."
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"Good catch, Coop! - I can't believe it!"
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"You just watch me, dude."
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"There was a time in America when contests of athletic prowess"
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"Historic moments, forged by the love of the game,"
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"Dallas."
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"began to take a back seat to excessive celebration."
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"The athletes caring less about playing than planning the vulgar grandstanding"
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"that inevitably followed even the most pedestrian of accomplishments."
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"Stadiums and arenas became no more"
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"Players sold their services to the highest bidder,"
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"After playing for New England, San Diego, Houston, St. Louis,"
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"a year for the Toronto Argonauts, plus one season at the Desert Inn,"
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"Soon it was commonplace for entire teams to change in search of greater profits."
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"The Oilers moved to Tennessee, where there's no oil."
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"The Oakland Raiders moved to L.A. And then back to Oakland."
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"The search for greener pastures went on. Continued expansion diluted"
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"to recruit heavily from prisons, mental institutions and Texas."
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"Fistfighting and brawling"
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"overshadowed every athletic competition. As the problems mounted,"
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"the fans became less and less interested. To reverse the trend,"
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"major sports started interleague play. Then they tried intersports play."
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"Its seed merely lay dormant in the dreams of the young."
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"You know, Remer, someday I'm gonna be a big sports star."
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"I don't wanna be with high school losers."
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"We graduated with Brittany. - You graduated?"
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"Of course we did, cock. Beer?"
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"This place looks like a Dockers commercial. Hey, Stef!"
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"Hey, Skid Mark Steve! You still hanging out"
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"and playing Nintendo? - I'm in my 2nd year of med school"
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"Ted told us about it."
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"Let's bail. - No, let's go to Brittany's room!"
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"Come in here! Check it out."
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"Dude!"
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"I am so jealous of you."
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"Excuse me! - Brittany!"
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"Let's make it interesting."
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"20 bucks? - How about 50? - You're on."
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"Haven't got 50 bucks. - They're no good."
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"Oh, shit!"
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"What is it?"
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"A double's from the top of the key. - You have to shoot from a different place."
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"We can explain it more slowly, big sports guys!"
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"No, we get it."
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"He's right. That's one out. - One out? Give me the damn ball!"
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"I fucked your sister."
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"Coop lines up for a double. Okay, guys, 2nd and 3rd."
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"Runner on 3rd. This could bring him home."
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"Come on!"
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"Tip-in! Double play, three outs! - What? - We're up."
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"We win and they get"
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"the chicks. That sucks, dude. - We gotta get jobs."
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"Then we get the khakis. Then the chicks."
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"Starting tomorrow we gotta stop playing games!"
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"Miss it. Steve Perry..."
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"Yes! Three outs. I'm up. - Bottom of the 5th. - Joseph R. Cooper?"
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"Single! Man on 1st. - Are you Joe Cooper?"
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"This authorizes me to enter your property and terminate services"
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"until all delinquent payments have been generated. - What?"
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"He's here to shut off the gas. - You work for the gas company?"
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