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Clips from BASEketball

Movies 1998 103 min ★ 6.5/10 (69,632 ratings) 1,154 clips
Comedy Sport

Credits

Reggie!
"Reggie!"
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Just listen to that crowd. - Reggie!
"Just listen to that crowd. - Reggie!"
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That's way back
"That's way back"
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and it's... gone.
"and it's... gone."
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I totally had it, but my glasses slipped.
"I totally had it, but my glasses slipped."
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to achieve excellence. But as time passed and the country neared the millennium,
"to achieve excellence. But as time passed and the country neared the millennium,"
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something went awry.
"something went awry."
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Manning rolls right. He's got Plough at the ten... Touchdown,
"Manning rolls right. He's got Plough at the ten... Touchdown,"
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The games became subordinate to the quest for money.
"The games became subordinate to the quest for money."
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to promote commercial products.
"to promote commercial products."
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Whatever. Shit.
"Whatever. Shit."
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The Jazz moved to Salt Lake City where they don't allow music.
"The Jazz moved to Salt Lake City where they don't allow music."
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No one in L.A. Seemed to notice.
"No one in L.A. Seemed to notice."
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the talent pool, forcing owners
"the talent pool, forcing owners"
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But no matter how far major sports went, it wasn't enough
"But no matter how far major sports went, it wasn't enough"
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to bring the fans back.
"to bring the fans back."
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The spirit of athletic competition, though, indeed was not dead.
"The spirit of athletic competition, though, indeed was not dead."
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This is Brittany Kaiser's house, and I really wanna fuck her.
"This is Brittany Kaiser's house, and I really wanna fuck her."
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Dr. Kaiser!
"Dr. Kaiser!"
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Coop and Remer.
"Coop and Remer."
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Coop! Remer!
"Coop! Remer!"
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Oh, my God! You haven't changed at all.
"Oh, my God! You haven't changed at all."
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Cock!
"Cock!"
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Hanging out, playing Nintendo. Cock.
"Hanging out, playing Nintendo. Cock."
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Excuse me!
"Excuse me!"
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Why did you tell those losers? - Me...
"Why did you tell those losers? - Me..."
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Brittany's underwear. - Aw, dude!
"Brittany's underwear. - Aw, dude!"
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We'll never get her. - Or any chick.
"We'll never get her. - Or any chick."
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We have no jobs, the rent's overdue
"We have no jobs, the rent's overdue"
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and our gas is about to get shut off.
"and our gas is about to get shut off."
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That shit's overrated anyway.
"That shit's overrated anyway."
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Then you have to make the same shot, or else you get a letter.
"Then you have to make the same shot, or else you get a letter."
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You mean like horse? - It's not like horse.
"You mean like horse? - It's not like horse."
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Duh. It's uh... baseball rules.
"Duh. It's uh... baseball rules."
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A single's from the freethrow line.
"A single's from the freethrow line."
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A triple's from back here, and a home run's from behind the meatballs.
"A triple's from back here, and a home run's from behind the meatballs."
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Losers up first. - This is a single, right?
"Losers up first. - This is a single, right?"
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You can't spit beer at me! - I can do what I want to make you miss your shot!
"You can't spit beer at me! - I can do what I want to make you miss your shot!"
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Yeah, two outs!
"Yeah, two outs!"
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One of Brittany's mom's pubic hairs!
"One of Brittany's mom's pubic hairs!"
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Cut the crap, Squeak. You know me.
"Cut the crap, Squeak. You know me."
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what sucks.
"what sucks."
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Oh yeah, he misses... - Damn it!
"Oh yeah, he misses... - Damn it!"
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...I'm running outta ideas. - That's why we have this short shot.
"...I'm running outta ideas. - That's why we have this short shot."
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You lied to me! Again!
"You lied to me! Again!"
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My name's not Squeak. It's Kenny!
"My name's not Squeak. It's Kenny!"
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Alright, you little bitch. Take a shot!
"Alright, you little bitch. Take a shot!"
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Okay, Squeak, let's just shoot for it.
"Okay, Squeak, let's just shoot for it."
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and you can shut off our gas, and we'll never call you Squeak again.
"and you can shut off our gas, and we'll never call you Squeak again."
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Or bitch.
"Or bitch."
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Or bitch.
"Or bitch."
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Tough break, Squeak. Now you gotta fetch the ball, bitch.
"Tough break, Squeak. Now you gotta fetch the ball, bitch."
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You're gonna own 1/12 of the rent, the water bill, the power bill,
"You're gonna own 1/12 of the rent, the water bill, the power bill,"
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A baseketball!
"A baseketball!"
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I can't believe you were fired for not shutting off our gas for 6 weeks!
"I can't believe you were fired for not shutting off our gas for 6 weeks!"
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You can camp out here for a while. - This is pretty sweet!
"You can camp out here for a while. - This is pretty sweet!"
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Your bed's over there.
"Your bed's over there."
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You couldn't get a chick if you had $100 hanging outta your zipper.
"You couldn't get a chick if you had $100 hanging outta your zipper."
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Yeah, I could! - No, you're a little bitch.
"Yeah, I could! - No, you're a little bitch."
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Whatever! I gotta show you the scoreboard I made!
"Whatever! I gotta show you the scoreboard I made!"
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Yeah, they want me...
"Yeah, they want me..."
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Six months later
"Six months later"
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...enjoying themselves at the final game.
"...enjoying themselves at the final game."
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No!
"No!"
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What a game! The Shirts win the World Championship
"What a game! The Shirts win the World Championship"
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Gentlemen!
"Gentlemen!"
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Anyway, I like your little game. How'd you like to go pro?
"Anyway, I like your little game. How'd you like to go pro?"
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We're not interested. - Wait a minute! Hear me out.
"We're not interested. - Wait a minute! Hear me out."
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your Zima, hula hoops and Pac-Man video games.
"your Zima, hula hoops and Pac-Man video games."
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not allow teams to change cities,
"not allow teams to change cities,"
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Indentured servants? - Yes!
"Indentured servants? - Yes!"
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Sure, once. But that was long time ago.
"Sure, once. But that was long time ago."
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Bob Costas, this has to be one of the most exciting baseketball games.
"Bob Costas, this has to be one of the most exciting baseketball games."
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Hard to believe that just 5 years ago this game was played only on driveways.
"Hard to believe that just 5 years ago this game was played only on driveways."
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It's good! - Coop triples again.
"It's good! - Coop triples again."
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I knew it was gonna come down to me. - It's not just you. We're a team.
"I knew it was gonna come down to me. - It's not just you. We're a team."
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Christ! - Will you turn that shit off? - I'm scared! - Listen to me.
"Christ! - Will you turn that shit off? - I'm scared! - Listen to me."
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Go out there and make that shot!
"Go out there and make that shot!"
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Now shooting, number 23, Squeak Little Bitch Scolari!
"Now shooting, number 23, Squeak Little Bitch Scolari!"
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Come on, bitch!
"Come on, bitch!"
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Remer, you better make sure your toe's not over the line.
"Remer, you better make sure your toe's not over the line."
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Hey, Jansen, nice psych-out, dingleberry. Yes!
"Hey, Jansen, nice psych-out, dingleberry. Yes!"
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If Coop can make this one, the Beers' long wait will be over.
"If Coop can make this one, the Beers' long wait will be over."
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He missed.
"He missed."
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I got you, dude. I got you!
"I got you, dude. I got you!"
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the Winter's Warm Douche M.V.P. Trophy. What's your take?
"the Winter's Warm Douche M.V.P. Trophy. What's your take?"
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It was a team effort. It took every player working together to lose this one.
"It was a team effort. It took every player working together to lose this one."
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What's going on? Coop? - This was Tim McCarver
"What's going on? Coop? - This was Tim McCarver"
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Everybody in. One at a time.
"Everybody in. One at a time."
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There he is!
"There he is!"
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Coop! - Oh, man! - Can we talk to him?
"Coop! - Oh, man! - Can we talk to him?"
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Really? - Would you mind signing these?
"Really? - Would you mind signing these?"
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It's nice to meet you, Miss...? - Reed. Jenna Reed.
"It's nice to meet you, Miss...? - Reed. Jenna Reed."
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Joe Cooper, Coop. - I know.
"Joe Cooper, Coop. - I know."
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Are all these kids with you?
"Are all these kids with you?"
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The one that grants wishes to sick and dying kids, right?
"The one that grants wishes to sick and dying kids, right?"
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I mean, the kids are! I try to keep them interested in permanent things.
"I mean, the kids are! I try to keep them interested in permanent things."
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Permanent?
"Permanent?"
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I baked it myself.
"I baked it myself."
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See! She was checking out my ass. - She wasn't!
"See! She was checking out my ass. - She wasn't!"
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Felons' fans
"Felons' fans"
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Theodore Denslow dead at 85. His hairpiece was 24.
"Theodore Denslow dead at 85. His hairpiece was 24."
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Hope he looks as snappy in them as I did.
"Hope he looks as snappy in them as I did."
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And this poncho that kept me dry...
"And this poncho that kept me dry..."
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What are you doing here? - I'm not sure.
"What are you doing here? - I'm not sure."
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And the toothbrush...
"And the toothbrush..."
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I'd love to come by. - I'll come by. I like hospitals.
"I'd love to come by. - I'll come by. I like hospitals."
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Finally, my beloved Beers, I bequeath
"Finally, my beloved Beers, I bequeath"
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I gave him the best 3 months of my life.
"I gave him the best 3 months of my life."
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Way to go, dude!
"Way to go, dude!"
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And, Coop?
"And, Coop?"
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That's two rooms done. Those corners are tricky! - A fine job!
"That's two rooms done. Those corners are tricky! - A fine job!"
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I've come up with a plan to make sure Coop never wins the Denslow Cup.
"I've come up with a plan to make sure Coop never wins the Denslow Cup."
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So the team will be mine? - Yes. - Wonderful, Baxter.
"So the team will be mine? - Yes. - Wonderful, Baxter."
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I can't do this shit!
"I can't do this shit!"
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The Beers coming up to bat in this season opener against Miami,
"The Beers coming up to bat in this season opener against Miami,"
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the team wearing black in memory of the late Beers owner.
"the team wearing black in memory of the late Beers owner."
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The Beers cheerleaders also mourning the loss.
"The Beers cheerleaders also mourning the loss."
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Dude, it's a whole different ball game now that you own the team.
"Dude, it's a whole different ball game now that you own the team."
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Denslow was right. This season could be different.
"Denslow was right. This season could be different."
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