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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Coral Palms, Part 1 (S04E04)

Again.

"Again."

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Well, uh, judging by the empty beer cars,

"Well, uh, judging by the empty beer cars,"

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The exact nature of their relationship

"The exact nature of their relationship"

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is still revealing itself.

"is still revealing itself."

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I'm gonna assume sexual.

"I'm gonna assume sexual."

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You ready to give me those files yet?

"You ready to give me those files yet?"

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No.

"No."

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Into what?

"Into what?"

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I want you to scream...

"I want you to scream..."

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but that's not all I've got here in Florida.

"but that's not all I've got here in Florida."

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I've got a life.

"I've got a life."

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You sure about that?

"You sure about that?"

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I know. That's what I keep saying.

"I know. That's what I keep saying."

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Oh, go to hell, Larry!

"Oh, go to hell, Larry!"

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No, you will never get the f...

"No, you will never get the f..."

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Yes, but we got bigger problems.

"Yes, but we got bigger problems."

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No, no, ma'am, please, you can not put that on the Inter...

"No, no, ma'am, please, you can not put that on the Inter..."

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oh! [grunts]

"oh! [grunts]"

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♪♪CHECK♪♪

"♪♪CHECK♪♪"

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♪♪CHECK♪♪

"♪♪CHECK♪♪"

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that she took with a camera phone camera

"that she took with a camera phone camera"

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to the Internet, Figgis could figure out where we are.

"to the Internet, Figgis could figure out where we are."

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This is your fault.

"This is your fault."

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Or maybe it's your fault for stealing my files.

"Or maybe it's your fault for stealing my files."

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You know what? It doesn't matter.

"You know what? It doesn't matter."

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Can we please just press pause on this fight

"Can we please just press pause on this fight"

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The walking group meant nothing to me.

"The walking group meant nothing to me."

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That's even worse.

"That's even worse."

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Okay, fine, I'll stop.

"Okay, fine, I'll stop."

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What did this lady look like?

"What did this lady look like?"

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White, female, 5'3,

"White, female, 5'3,"

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We need more. [snaps fingers]

"We need more. [snaps fingers]"

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We need access to the security tapes.

"We need access to the security tapes."

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♪ ♪

"♪ ♪"

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Okay, we got teenagers stealing a stuffed gorilla,

"Okay, we got teenagers stealing a stuffed gorilla,"

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old lady siphoning gas out of a go-kart,

"old lady siphoning gas out of a go-kart,"

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There you are.

"There you are."

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What did you find?

"What did you find?"

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Not much.

"Not much."

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But look at her calf.

"But look at her calf."

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It's a tattoo of Jesus

"It's a tattoo of Jesus"

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punching bin Laden in the nuts.

"punching bin Laden in the nuts."

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Maybe a local tattoo artist

"Maybe a local tattoo artist"

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That's the most common tattoo we give.

"That's the most common tattoo we give."

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Actually, you know what?

"Actually, you know what?"

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That's a high school graduation ring.

"That's a high school graduation ring."

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Dan Marino High, class of 2003.

"Dan Marino High, class of 2003."

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Marino High, home of the Dolphins, I suspect.

"Marino High, home of the Dolphins, I suspect."

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Nope, Pet Detectives.

"Nope, Pet Detectives."

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Ah, it stands to reason.

"Ah, it stands to reason."

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And it only gets overtly transphobic at the very end,

"And it only gets overtly transphobic at the very end,"

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so a win.

"so a win."

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But... you guys getting ink, or what?

"But... you guys getting ink, or what?"

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No, I already have a tattoo.

"No, I already have a tattoo."

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What? Where? Why? How? When?

"What? Where? Why? How? When?"

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[groaning]

"[groaning]"

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Okay, now all we have to do is go to Dan Marino High

"Okay, now all we have to do is go to Dan Marino High"

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and then show each other our tattoos.

"and then show each other our tattoos."

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We're not cops anymore.

"We're not cops anymore."

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Easy: I walk in there dressed as an exterminator

"Easy: I walk in there dressed as an exterminator"

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Secretary's like, Never heard of you.

"Secretary's like, Never heard of you."

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Then I'm like, Listen, lassie,

"Then I'm like, Listen, lassie,"

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I hear it. I'm gonna drop the accent.

"I hear it. I'm gonna drop the accent."

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She takes me to see the principal...

"She takes me to see the principal..."

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and download the file.

"and download the file."

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The only question is, where are we gonna find

"The only question is, where are we gonna find"

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an exterminator's outfit?

"an exterminator's outfit?"

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Hey, there, I'm the exterminator

"Hey, there, I'm the exterminator"

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Yes, you're here for the snakes.

"Yes, you're here for the snakes."

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The snakes, yes.

"The snakes, yes."

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- This way. - Okay.

"- This way. - Okay."

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Her name is Jordan Karfton,

"Her name is Jordan Karfton,"

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and she lives on Shula Lane.

"and she lives on Shula Lane."

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How did the snake removal go?

"How did the snake removal go?"

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Eeeee!

"Eeeee!"

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It was good. It was good.

"It was good. It was good."

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[raps door]

"[raps door]"

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Ms. Karfton, you don't know us, but...

"Ms. Karfton, you don't know us, but..."

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[chuckles]

"[chuckles]"

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I like to think I handled it

"I like to think I handled it"

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and his eyes are perma-crossed.

"and his eyes are perma-crossed."

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No, that's not necessary.

"No, that's not necessary."

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Ran out of data on my phone

"Ran out of data on my phone"

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We don't know each other.

"We don't know each other."

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I'm uploading the video tomorrow

"I'm uploading the video tomorrow"

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at my cousin's wedding.

"at my cousin's wedding."

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and deleting it instead?

"and deleting it instead?"

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And do you know what type of tanning bed I could get

"And do you know what type of tanning bed I could get"

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for that kind of money?

"for that kind of money?"

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A mid-range one.

"A mid-range one."

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Not necessary. Your tan is great as-is.

"Not necessary. Your tan is great as-is."

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You look like...

"You look like..."

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an evenly-stained deck.

"an evenly-stained deck."

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and I could see something going on with us later,

"and I could see something going on with us later,"

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Wait, what if we gave you the $10,000?

"Wait, what if we gave you the $10,000?"

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Wear something cute.

"Wear something cute."

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The only thing I need you to do is...

"The only thing I need you to do is..."

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I'm not gonna show you my tattoo.

"I'm not gonna show you my tattoo."

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Come on, just give me a hint.

"Come on, just give me a hint."

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Is it a musket? Is it me on a dragon?

"Is it a musket? Is it me on a dragon?"

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Wow. How'd you get it?

"Wow. How'd you get it?"

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Oh, you didn't.

"Oh, you didn't."

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You just stuck a few 20s

"You just stuck a few 20s"

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around a bunch of corn dog coupons.

"around a bunch of corn dog coupons."

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Smart, right?

"Smart, right?"

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Oh, I'm not too worried about that.

"Oh, I'm not too worried about that."

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No, this is our best shot.

"No, this is our best shot."

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And right now, it's our only shot.

"And right now, it's our only shot."

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Charming. I see you brought friends.

"Charming. I see you brought friends."

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Well, here is your money.

"Well, here is your money."

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It's all there if you want to count it.

"It's all there if you want to count it."

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Of course not.

"Of course not."

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I'ma stick $1,000 out of my zipper.

"I'ma stick $1,000 out of my zipper."

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Hey, give me my phone.

"Hey, give me my phone."

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Argh!

"Argh!"

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[laughing] You really thought that would work?

"[laughing] You really thought that would work?"

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This video is going viral.

"This video is going viral."

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this can still happen anytime.

"this can still happen anytime."

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- A little sore, but... - Good.

"- A little sore, but... - Good."

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Then I can excoriate you freely.

"Then I can excoriate you freely."

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