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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Speakeasy Rider (S05E05)

"Yeah, that's the way to do it!"
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"Hey, can I get a box for my pancake half?"
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"Dibs on not telling him! Dibs on not... Damn it!"
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"Okay, one more night."
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"Okay, one more week. Sweet dreams."
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"♪ Racing with the road ♪"
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"♪ Race ♪"
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"♪ Fast ♪"
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"'Cause our hair will be like this."
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"And our faces will be like this!"
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"And our penises will be like this."
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"to put the pedal to the metal."
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"that I work so hard on that no one bothers to look at."
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"Whoa, Mama like."
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"Okay, where's the line? Funny, honey."
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"The only way to join the circuit is to get a kart."
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"No problem. Where do we get one?"
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"They're custom. They cost a grand, at least."
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"Ah!"
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"I know you from somewhere. You're Bryce"
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"from Kingshead Island, aren't you? Yep."
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"Oh, yeah. Remember us? Nope."
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"Ouch. Too bad you won't be joining the league."
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"It would've been fun chucking raisins at you as I blow by."
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"Ow. Oh, my God, I hate him."
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"Hard to hate a guy who gives you raisins."
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"Three burgers of the day. Who are your pals, Teddy?"
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"These guys are from the home brew supply shop."
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"I brought 'em over here to try your burgers with Teddy's Brewski."
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"Bucket Brew, since that's where it ferments. In a bucket."
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"in a bucket. Of course it's safe. It's alcohol."
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"Mmm... Mmm... Right?"
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"Aw, so cute."
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"Your burgers and his beer are making little belly babies."
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"Ew. What? Oh, Bob."
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"Bob! Bob! What what? What?"
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"You should sell my beer! We could be partners! What?"
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"to sell home-brewed beer. Aw, who's gonna care?"
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"I'll be like Al Capone with breasts."
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"Come on, Bob, just taste your burger and then my beer."
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"with the right beer."
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"That's amazing. Let's do it! It's amazing!"
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"- Let's do it! - Yes!"
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"Maybe Mom and Dad would sponsor a go-kart"
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"if it was advertising for the restaurant."
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"Hey, Mr. Fischoeder! I missed you. Damn."
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"How would you like to have semi-exclusive"
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"advertising rights on a go-kart that you pay for?"
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"No. Um... Huh."
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"Hold on. I haven't finished."
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"A broken-down bumper car?"
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"Perhaps you kids can turn one of these not go-karts"
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"into a very much go-kart. Someone's sleeping"
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"Hmm. You look like you've got something to prove."
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"Guys, I think this is the one."
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"We'll give you three bucks for it."
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"for a second bumper car, plus Owen,"
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"whom I will throw in for free."
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"What can he do? Lord knows."
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"It all remains to be seen. He's a mass of potential."
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"Or a motorcycle engine."
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"Aw, come on, I can't charge you guys."
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"Our kid was born inside your restaurant."
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"Plus, I think the parts will be donated, if you catch my drift."
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"Come on, people, let's tear this old dog apart,"
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"teach it new tricks!"
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"You're gonna bump those rich kids right off the track."
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"And how are we on snack storage?"
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"Chip clip right there on the side. Chip clip! Yeah."
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"The steering's real loose, so don't be afraid"
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"to whip that wheel around real good."
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"Yeah, yeah. You push the pedal and the thing goes."
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"Wait till Bryce gets a load of this sweet ride."
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"Are you jealous?"
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"It doesn't sound like you are,"
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"You got to win your way up to A-league."
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"Are you kidding me? Nope. I'm serious-ing you."
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"I'll be winning the Kingshead Island Grand Prix"
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"in the middle that steers it? That's your mom. Burn."
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"Oh, that fart with a mouth? That's your face!"
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"Yeah, right."
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"I guess that's us. Let's go tear up the B-league"
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"so we can blow it out Bryce's tailpipe."
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"Wish me luck out there."
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"Hmm? Wait, what do you mean wish you luck?"
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"'Cause I'm driving. I thought I was driving."
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"I thought we all thought I was driving."
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"about who's gonna drive? It's obviously me."
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"But remember how good I was at that motorcycle arcade game?"
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"The point is to not burst into flames."
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"Tina, you're not much better. Remember what happened"
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"when you drove the car in the parking lot?"
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"This is legal. Go-karting is good clean fun."
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"There's only one way to settle this."
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"Hold 'em up."
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"Right, sibs? Fair is fair, I guess."
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"Go team."
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"How does that sound?"
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"Hey, when I win this race, it'll be like we all won."
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"Especially me. T, give me a squirt."
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"No. What a crazy water bottle. Oh, whoops."
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"- Uh, it's doing it again. - Oh, sorry. Hey!"
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"- This is... - this is crazy."
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"Drivers, start your engines."
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"That guy can make a flag do anything he wants."
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"But mostly flap around."
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"Go straight! Now turn! Turn!"
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"Pretty good, kid."
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"Whoa. It's beautiful!"
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"Why is it called Gus? It's named after me."
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"My name is Gus."
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"A lot of people think the Gus comes from the wrists."
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"It doesn't. It comes from in here."
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"Yes. And the heart."
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"Without heart, you're just waving a flag around"
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"at the end of a little stick."
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"to be a junior-Gus-in-training."
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"Well, we might if, you know,"
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"You think you can drive that thing? Be my guest."
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"You lead, I'll follow. I know you want to bump"
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