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Clips from Community (2009) - Advanced Advanced Dungeons & Dragons (S05E05)

"- No way, Jose. - What?"
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"I got an idea. Why don't we just sort of reshuffle all these..."
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"...redistribute them. Yeah, just mix them up a bit."
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"I don't think..."
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"And here we go."
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"Hello, everyone. I am Tristram Steelheart."
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"I'm a holy cleric with a mace and a dumb name."
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"Greetings, I am Fibrosis the Ranger."
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"I'm Crouton, the half-orc Druid. Druid?"
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"Oh, Crouton."
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"Hector the Well-Endowed? Again?"
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"I am Joseph Gordon, son of Riggs."
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""I protect the blade of Diehard..."
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"...a family sword whose power knows no equal."
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"...for we believe man's greatest weapon against evil..."
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"...is the bond..."
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"What would you guys like to do?"
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"We should cross the bridge and head for the black tower. Huzzah?"
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"- Huzzah? - Huzzah."
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"How about it, Aziz?"
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"You can head south."
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"I've generated some details about the surrounding area."
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"- Can you not do this? - Hey, you tell me."
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"Are we losing?"
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"No. It's not a competition. The only winner is fun."
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"We're having fun."
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"I go to Tristram, and I'm laughing..."
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"...and I pick him up, and I carry him to the bridge. It's fun."
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"Hector is trying to lift you."
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"Tristram murmurs an incantation."
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"His body becomes wreathed in white hot flame, burning Hector for..."
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"Tristram's spell has caught the bridge on fire."
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"The ropes snap causing the bridge to twist."
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"...you think it might be possible you miscalculated the bridge strength?"
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"Would've been constructed in the third age by goblins."
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"They used primitive iron anchors."
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"Ropes are yanked on both sides and you all plummet into the ravine below."
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"- Abed! - Oh, no."
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"- What? - Abed!"
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"You plunge into the icy, raging waters of Skull River."
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"- What? - You know, what's your problem?"
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"- What? - You didn't invite me..."
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"- ...to Sebastian's birthday. - I knew it!"
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"Who hoards a man's grandson?"
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"- Yes. - Stop it."
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"So, what's ever between you guys..."
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"...will only get fixed when you're together."
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"- Not helping! - Be a bad Dungeon Master if I was."
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"Jeff, Hickey, Annie, Shirley, washed down the left fork of the river..."
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"...others to the right."
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"But let's make it interesting. If I kill the necrophile before you do..."
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"...I come to my grandson's birthday. We'll settle it like men."
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"Or whatever you call the guys that play this."
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"Okay."
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"But if I kill the necromancer before you do..."
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"You don't even go to that."
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"Yeah, but I will if you don't."
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"I will find you!"
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"...non-zip line vacation jungle."
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"...to dry my boots and oversized codpiece."
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"And I can make some s'mores out of horse meat and s'more horse meat."
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"Build a fire? Horse s'mores? Screw this."
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"- The river runs east. I head west. - Tiny Nuggins scampers into the jungle."
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"Hey, I didn't scamper in the jungles of Nicaragua and I won't do it now."
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"- Wait, come back. I follow him. - Me too."
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"And lose my family."
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"In the distance, you notice a patrol of hobgoblins."
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"- Hobgoblins? - Larger, stronger, and worth more..."
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"- ...in Scrabble than regular goblins. - Get down."
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"I punch him in the heart and I keep running."
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"There are no women with them, are there? I got class."
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"You attack the nearest one in the chest."
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"- You miss and fall down. - What?"
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"Oh, no. I cast "Entangle" on them."
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"The two free hobgoblins fire arrows at Crouton."
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"I fire an arrow at them."
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"Hit."
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"Hobgoblins don't like their odds. They bolt into the jungle."
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"Go find a name that's not just another creature's name plus "hob.""
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"- Crouton? - I'm here."
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"She was badly wounded from her fall in the Skull River..."
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"...and the arrows were just too much. I'm sorry."
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"Yes, that's it, Hickey."
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"I'm dead."
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"But it's okay."
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"I'm on your side."
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"Which is why I'm dead."
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"And I may be gone..."
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"...but just remember whenever the wind whispers through the woods..."
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"Now, you listen to me, young man."
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"I've punched about a thousand hearts in my life."
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"- I never, never missed. - You ever been a 3-foot tall half ling..."
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"...running through 2-foot high vines trying to punch a 7-foot monster?"
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"I take a moment of silence to mourn my fallen comrade, Crouton..."
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"...before rifling through her belongings."
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"- My father? - No way to know where the others are."
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"You're still travelling north along narrow cliff edges..."
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"Thank you."
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"But I'm not gonna help you kick your dad out of your life."
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"I don't think this competition is healthy."
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"I don't think what you did back there was cool."
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"Times Square?"
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"You hear an ominous screeching."
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"Sky Spiders."
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"I draw my sword, and I cry out, "Back, eight-legged demons!"
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"Stay your blade, Joseph Gordon."
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"Plus, they eat all the sky mosquitoes."
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""Hello. You're looking well.""
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"...rhythmically secreting and retracting a giant droplet..."
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"Or drop... of silk."
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"...you recognise this as the arachnid signal of submission."
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"Nice work, Tristram."
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"Damn, you made that Sky Spider your bitch, yo!"
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"One guard hob-guards. What they call guarding."
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"Strikes true. Guard drops."
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"- I enter. - Left flank."
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"- Backstab. - Double damage."
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"- Climb the walls, get above the door. - Goblins enter from the north."
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"- I fire. - Both arrows hit."
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"With his dying breath, he utters:"
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