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Clips from Animal Crackers

"[sighs]"
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"I'm gonna come work for your dad"
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"at the dog biscuit factory."
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"What? Why?"
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"Oh, don't listen to my dad."
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"You love the circus."
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"It'll be fine, you'll see."
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"It'll be the best decision I ever made."
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"[Chesterfield] It was the worst decision he ever made."
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"[machine clattering]"
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"[gags]"
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"[coughs]"
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"Hey, sweetie, I have a board meeting in a couple of minutes."
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"Can you just grab Mackenzie from daycare?"
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"-Yeah, sure thing, honey. -Oh, you're the best. Mwah!"
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"-Owen! Zoe! -Hey, Binkley."
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"-It's ready! -You mean it?"
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"I think I finally got her calibrated correctly."
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"Are you serious?"
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"I can... I can feel it!"
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"Honey, if this thing actually works,"
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"your dad's gonna stop loathing me and start liking me!"
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"Stop it. You're his son-in-law. He loves you."
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"Your dad has me eating dog biscuits."
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"-You know, kind of... -Biscuits for dogs."
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"-He likes you. -He has me eating dog biscuits."
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"-Think about that. -[giggles]"
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"I'm eating dog biscuits for a job."
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"-But this, this could be my ticket-- -You mean our ticket?"
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"Our ticket, yes."
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"What is it?"
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"Only something amazing. [chuckles] Watch."
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"[machine whirs]"
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"Your husband had a genius idea."
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"Dogs like people food, right?"
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"-Pepperoni pizza! -Bacon burgers!"
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"Pot roast!"
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"So... we should make treats that taste like people food."
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"-Tater tots! -Mac and cheese!"
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"-Chocolate chip cookies! -Sushi!"
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"Anything you can dream of!"
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"Gabagool!"
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"Wait, you made this?"
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"Yes! Well, no."
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"She did a lot of it, most of it. She's a genius."
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"I just created the machine."
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"Wow. Wow, wow, wow. This could work."
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"-It will work. -It will totally work!"
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"-[dings] -[whistles]"
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"Would you like the honor?"
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"Yes."
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"Yes, I would."
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"Hmm..."
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"-[inhales sharply] Well? -What's it taste like?"
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"-Mmm. [shudders] -What? You like it?"
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"[gags]"
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"Oh. Oh, no."
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"Well, it tastes a lot like vinegar. [hiccups]"
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"Vin... vinegar? [chuckles nervously]"
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"No. No, no, no. That one should taste like cupcakes."
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"And sour milk! [groans]"
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"-What? Impossible. Impossible! -[hiccuping]"
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"-Owen! Your face. -Oh, wait."
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"-What's happening to your face? -I'm getting a real hint of old sneakers."
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"You shouldn't!"
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"Ah! And this shouldn't be happening, either!"
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"[hiccuping]"
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"I'm a Heffalump!"
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"Do something, Binkley!"
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"[stammering] I don't know what's wrong!"
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"[burps loudly]"
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"[Owen sighs]"
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"That feels so much better."
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"-Does not smell better. -Yeah, it's... it's awful."
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"-Well, if it isn't Sir Burps-a-lot. -[Zoe] Agh."
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"Brock, what are you doing here?"
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"Your dad sent me. You're late for the, uh, board meeting."
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"Okay, I know."
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"Just tell him that I need a few more minutes, okay?"
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"What, do I look like, an errand boy?"
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"Yeah."
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"Like some super handsome errand boy with shiny hair and big biceps,"
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"perfect lips, and dreamy eyes."
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"Wait, wait, wait. This wasn't the way that I left these dials yesterday."
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"[Brock] Baby soft skin."
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"Okay. All fixed."
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"And check out these pecs."
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"Look at them go. Look at them go."
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"-How is it that he gets paid more than me? -I don't know, honey."
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"Zoe, we have a board meeting!"
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"What are you doing in this--"
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"Uh, in-- [stutters]"
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"They've got a mind of their own, right?"
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"What is this place?"
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"Dad, Owen, and Binkley"
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"have been working on something incredible for you."
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"It's a surprise!"
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"[chuckles] You know the only surprise I like is to not be surprised!"
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"Oh, it's true. He hates surprises."
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"Binkley is too shy to tell you,"
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"but did you know that she is a certified genius?"
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"-[gasps] -Yeah."
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"How does that help me sell dog biscuits?"
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"-Just give her a shot. -[sighs]"
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"-Well? -[yelps]"
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"Out with it!"
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"Okay, well, you see,"
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"Owen had this idea for new dog biscuit flavors,"
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"and he asked me to build a machine to replicate people food"
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"because, as we all know, dogs love eating people food."
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"-Which actually got me wondering... -Okay--"
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"...do dogs eat the people food because we are or do they really like it?"
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"Or is it because they're eating the food that we have on our plate..."
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"-[harrumphs] -[laughs nervously]"
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"...because we pat them on the head, and they go... [barks]"
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"But then I was like, "No,"
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"it has to be because the food tastes really good..."
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"-Binkley! -A certified genius."
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"Can anyone understand what she's saying?"
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"Not a word, sir."
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