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Clips from The Prom

"Now that you found your zazz, it's time to show it to the world."
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"-You think you know how? -Yeah!"
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"[both laughing]"
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"You've sort of been, you know, the woman in my life."
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"You've been the man in mine."
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"[man] And I was thinking this could be our last time…"
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"We shouldn't be doing this."
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"Oh, it's rom-com Friday. Rom-com Friday is sacred."
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"We should be helping Emma."
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"-We gotta get her on TV. -Sheldon is on it. Come on."
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"-How does this work, anyway? -[Barry] It's infrared."
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"-It reduces inflammation. -[Dee Dee] Oh, good."
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"But you can't keep it on too long. It'll blow your face off."
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"What?"
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"[both chuckling]"
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"♪ Someday when I'm awfully low ♪"
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"♪ And the world is cold… ♪"
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"Saw this movie with Eddie."
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"-It was our first date. -[Barry] Was it really?"
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"-Yeah. -[Barry] Mmm."
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"Then he… took me out for dinner after."
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"Well, I took him out. [chuckles]"
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"He didn't have any money."
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"He was just starting out in comedy, and he didn't have the big show like now."
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"Fifteen years, he didn't have any money."
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"And I picked up the tab. I paid."
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"-[Barry] That was a bad move. -[Dee Dee] No kidding. I'm still paying."
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"[Dee Dee sighs]"
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"Can I make an observation?"
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"[sighs] Is it a pleasant observation or is it an irritating one?"
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"You're not over him."
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"No, don't say that. I am not…"
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"Trust me. I am…"
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"[chuckling] I am way over him."
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"I'm just mad at myself, you know, I am so…"
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"Why it took me so long to…"
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"figure it out."
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"You know? I believed him. I believed him every single time."
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""I promise you, it's nothing.""
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""It's meaningless. She's nothing to me. It's over.""
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"I finally got the message, you know. He didn't love me. [chuckles]"
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"He didn't…"
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"[chuckling] He didn't even like me."
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"But he liked the money."
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"Oh, yeah, so I got out."
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"I got out…"
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"and I gave him half my money."
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"And now here we are, singing to trucks."
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"-And he's got a hit TV show. -[audience cheering]"
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"And I still owe him half my unemployment check."
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"[announcer on TV] It's Eddie Sharpe!"
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"[Eddie] Whoa, hey!"
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"Welcome, everybody! What's today's words of wisdom?"
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"[Eddie and audience] Never sign a prenup!"
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"[all laughing through TV]"
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"And you know what the worst part is?"
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"I shut down."
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"He took my little, delicate blueberry heart,"
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"and he just… squished it."
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"[Dee Dee sniffles]"
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"-What? -Here's what you're gonna do, okay?"
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"You're gonna wear something heart-stopping, like that yellow cape"
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"and those cute little boots."
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"And you are gonna march down"
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"to that principal's office like a bad, bad girl."
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"[chuckling] Tom?"
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"-Tom is a fan. Friend. -[Barry] Hmm?"
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"Well…"
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"he likes you."
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"As a fan. Friend."
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"I don't know. Not even that much anymore."
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"Okay, let's cut the crap. I would kill, kill,"
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"to have a guy look at me the way that he looks at you."
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"Stop it."
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"You're just… You're poking my heart with your finger."
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"Your still-beating, delicate little blueberry heart?"
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"Do you think he really, really likes me?"
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"Oh, my God, yes!"
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"Barry! [kisses]"
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"[laughing]"
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"-I love you! I love you! -I love you! I love you!"
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"You're just such a great… everything."
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"[laughing]"
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"[Dee Dee] Okay, no, no, no. Okay."
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"This, the master stroke, your idea."
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"-And the boots? -And the little cute boots."
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"[chuckling]"
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"This is it."
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"Oh!"
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"That is good."
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"Mmm, now…"
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"you."
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"I've been thinking about you since we got here."
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"Oh, God. I knew this was gonna somehow turn around to me."
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"And I think it's time somebody poked that gay little heart of yours."
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"Are we doing this? Fine. Uh…"
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"Do I only go for 10s when I know I'm a 6.2? Yes and--"
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"Your parents. You're from Ohio, right?"
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"So?"
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"We're in Indiana."
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"-Ohio, Indiana, they're close. -I can see where you're driving this."
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"You have two living parents"
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"that you'll never be nearer to than you are right now."
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"-I think you should call them. -No."
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"They threw me away."
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"Well, did they really?"
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"I told them that I was gay,"
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"and they said that they would take me to therapy to change myself completely."
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"Let your parents see who you are before it's too late."
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"If you don't…"
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"you'll regret it."
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"I'm not the one who should have regrets."
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"[voice breaking] I was the kid."
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"I was the kid!"
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"[crying] I was 16."
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"Sixteen years old. I was terrified."
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"Terrified!"
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"And I needed one thing from them and they couldn't give it to me."
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"So don't you…"
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"[sobbing]"
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