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Clips from Joker

TV Series 2020 1,424 clips
Game-Show

Credits

The news never ends.
"The news never ends."
Joker
This is 1080 GCR.
"This is 1080 GCR."
Joker
You get all the news you need, all day long.
"You get all the news you need, all day long."
Joker
Good morning.
"Good morning."
Joker
It's 42 degrees at 10:30 on this Thursday, October 15th.
"It's 42 degrees at 10:30 on this Thursday, October 15th."
Joker
I'm Stan I. Brooks, and here's what's happening.
"I'm Stan I. Brooks, and here's what's happening."
Joker
It's day 18 of the garbage strike,
"It's day 18 of the garbage strike,"
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with 10,000 tons of garbage piling up every day.
"with 10,000 tons of garbage piling up every day."
Joker
Even the nicest sections of the city
"Even the nicest sections of the city"
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are looking like slums.
"are looking like slums."
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Health Commissioner Edward O'Rourke is
"Health Commissioner Edward O'Rourke is"
Joker
declaring a city-wide state of emergency
"declaring a city-wide state of emergency"
Joker
for the first time in decades.
"for the first time in decades."
Joker
There's no need to wait until somebody dies
"There's no need to wait until somebody dies"
Joker
or comes down with typhoid fever.
"or comes down with typhoid fever."
Joker
It's already a serious situation.
"It's already a serious situation."
Joker
It's something that affects
"It's something that affects"
Joker
almost everyone in the city,
"almost everyone in the city,"
Joker
no matter who they are or where they live.
"no matter who they are or where they live."
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You can't go down no one avenue
"You can't go down no one avenue"
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without seeing nothing but garbage and rats.
"without seeing nothing but garbage and rats."
Joker
It's starting to affect my business
"It's starting to affect my business"
Joker
when customers can't get in here
"when customers can't get in here"
Joker
because of the garbage situation.
"because of the garbage situation."
Joker
I'm not out that long to smell it,
"I'm not out that long to smell it,"
Joker
but I think to look at it, it's terrible.
"but I think to look at it, it's terrible."
Joker
It don't affect me except
"It don't affect me except"
Joker
for the very bad smell here.
"for the very bad smell here."
Joker
It's horrific.
"It's horrific."
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It's a mess.
"It's a mess."
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I've been in this country for 50 years,
"I've been in this country for 50 years,"
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and I've never seen anything like it.
"and I've never seen anything like it."
Joker
What is this world coming to?
"What is this world coming to?"
Joker
Put 'em in a room,
"Put 'em in a room,"
Joker
let 'em sit there and talk until they get it over with.
"let 'em sit there and talk until they get it over with."
Joker
24 hours, 48 hours, how long it takes.
"24 hours, 48 hours, how long it takes."
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The idea of the National Guard moving in
"The idea of the National Guard moving in"
Joker
and cleaning up is a good idea.
"and cleaning up is a good idea."
Joker
In other news,
"In other news,"
Joker
the building industry and landlords today
"the building industry and landlords today"
Joker
expressed concern over the latest
"expressed concern over the latest"
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increase in heating oil prices.
"increase in heating oil prices."
Joker
Renters in the metro area
"Renters in the metro area"
Joker
are certain to feel the pinch...
"are certain to feel the pinch..."
Joker
Yo, what's up with your shoes, bro?
"Yo, what's up with your shoes, bro?"
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Nice outfit, pal.
"Nice outfit, pal."
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If you're gonna be a clown, at least you could be
"If you're gonna be a clown, at least you could be"
Joker
a good one. You know that, right?
"a good one. You know that, right?"
Joker
- Hey! Hey! - Grab it!
"- Hey! Hey! - Grab it!"
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Go, go, go!
"Go, go, go!"
Joker
Hey!
"Hey!"
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He's coming!
"He's coming!"
Joker
Come on, clown, let's go! We've got the sign.
"Come on, clown, let's go! We've got the sign."
Joker
- Look at him running. - Let's go!
"- Look at him running. - Let's go!"
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Stop them!
"Stop them!"
Joker
Go, go, go, go! Watch the car, watch the car!
"Go, go, go, go! Watch the car, watch the car!"
Joker
Where's your sign, clown?
"Where's your sign, clown?"
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Hey!
"Hey!"
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Go, clown! Come on!
"Go, clown! Come on!"
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Stop them!
"Stop them!"
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Go! Come on!
"Go! Come on!"
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Stop them!
"Stop them!"
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Come on, run!
"Come on, run!"
Joker
Hey!
"Hey!"
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You fucking...
"You fucking..."
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Oh, shit! Good hit.
"Oh, shit! Good hit."
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Come on! Beat his ass up.
"Come on! Beat his ass up."
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Come on! This guy's weak. He can't do nothing.
"Come on! This guy's weak. He can't do nothing."
Joker
Harder! Harder!
"Harder! Harder!"
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Beat him up. Take his stuff.
"Beat him up. Take his stuff."
Joker
Let's go, let's go! Come on. Let's go!
"Let's go, let's go! Come on. Let's go!"
Joker
Ha!
"Ha!"
Joker
Is it just me,
"Is it just me,"
Joker
or is it getting crazier out there?
"or is it getting crazier out there?"
Joker
- It is certainly tense. - Hmm.
"- It is certainly tense. - Hmm."
Joker
People are upset.
"People are upset."
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They're struggling. Looking for work.
"They're struggling. Looking for work."
Joker
These are tough times.
"These are tough times."
Joker
How about you?
"How about you?"
Joker
Have you been keeping up with your journal?
"Have you been keeping up with your journal?"
Joker
Yes, ma'am.
"Yes, ma'am."
Joker
Great.
"Great."
Joker
Did you bring it with you?
"Did you bring it with you?"
Joker
Arthur.
"Arthur."
Joker
Last time, I asked you to bring your journal
"Last time, I asked you to bring your journal"
Joker
with you for these appointments.
"with you for these appointments."
Joker
Can I see it?
"Can I see it?"
Joker
I've been using it as a journal,
"I've been using it as a journal,"
Joker
but also as a joke diary.
"but also as a joke diary."
Joker
Funny thoughts or observations.
"Funny thoughts or observations."
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I think I told you
"I think I told you"
Joker
I'm pursuing a career in stand-up comedy.
"I'm pursuing a career in stand-up comedy."
Joker
No, you didn't.
"No, you didn't."
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I think I did.
"I think I did."
Joker
"I just hope my death makes more sense than my life."
""I just hope my death makes more sense than my life.""
Joker
How does it feel to have to come here?
"How does it feel to have to come here?"
Joker
Does it help to have someone to talk to?
"Does it help to have someone to talk to?"
Joker
I think I felt better
"I think I felt better"
Joker
when I was locked up in the hospital.
"when I was locked up in the hospital."
Joker
And have you thought more about
"And have you thought more about"
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why you were locked up?
"why you were locked up?"
Joker
Who knows?
"Who knows?"
Joker
I was wondering if you could ask the doctor
"I was wondering if you could ask the doctor"
Joker
to increase my medication.
"to increase my medication."
Joker
Arthur, you're on seven different medications.
"Arthur, you're on seven different medications."
Joker
Surely, they must be doing something.
"Surely, they must be doing something."
Joker
I just don't want to feel so bad anymore.
"I just don't want to feel so bad anymore."
Joker
Would you please stop bothering my kid?
"Would you please stop bothering my kid?"
Joker
I wasn't bothering him. I was...
"I wasn't bothering him. I was..."
Joker
Just stop.
"Just stop."
Joker
What? You think that's funny?
"What? You think that's funny?"
Joker
I'm sorry. I have a...
"I'm sorry. I have a..."
Joker
I'm sorry.
"I'm sorry."
Joker
Happy, did you check the mail
"Happy, did you check the mail"
Joker
before you came up?
"before you came up?"
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Yeah, Mom.
"Yeah, Mom."
Joker
Nothing.
"Nothing."
Joker
And finally, tonight,
"And finally, tonight,"
Joker
just when you thought it couldn't get any worse,
"just when you thought it couldn't get any worse,"
Joker
authorities are saying
"authorities are saying"
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