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Clips from Mozart in the Jungle - Fifth Chair (S01E01)

"my life is one fucking slow march to the grave."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Well, that's very romantic."
Mozart in the Jungle
"I bet you try that line on all the girls."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Let's go away."
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"I'll leave Claire."
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"Let's finally give this the shot"
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"that I think we deserve."
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"Not after your performance today, honey."
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"Oh, piss off."
Mozart in the Jungle
"And do us both a favor."
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"Stop letting him get under your skin."
Mozart in the Jungle
"How?"
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"Help him."
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"Help him what, destroy everything"
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"that I've built up in the last 20 years?"
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"He's an arrogant prick, but he respects you."
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"You're just too much of an arrogant prick to see it."
Mozart in the Jungle
"After all,"
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"you're the executive musical director emeritus."
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"[scoff] Ridiculous title."
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"Maybe, but you can still rattle some cages."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Last time I checked, you weren't dead."
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"Are you?"
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"No."
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"I'm damn well fucking not."
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"[chuckling]"
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"♪♪"
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"Hey, could you change the record? It's skipping."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Oh. Wait. That's you playing the same piece over and over again"
Mozart in the Jungle
"- and perfect every time. - Go away."
Mozart in the Jungle
"♪♪"
Mozart in the Jungle
"Shut the fuck up!"
Mozart in the Jungle
"Sorry, Stan."
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"♪♪ [Man singing in Portuguese]"
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"♪♪"
Mozart in the Jungle
"[slurping]"
Mozart in the Jungle
"So..."
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"♪♪ [oboe]"
Mozart in the Jungle
"Do you find guys with lots of tattoos, like,"
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"hot?"
Mozart in the Jungle
"Absolutely, if they're already hot"
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"before they got those tattoos."
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"♪♪ [oboe continues]"
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"Excuse me."
Mozart in the Jungle
"I'm going to go drive my heel into Hailey's fucking eyeball."
Mozart in the Jungle
"♪♪"
Mozart in the Jungle
"Hey, Rain Man,"
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"I'm going to blow a massive bong hit into your face"
Mozart in the Jungle
"and fuck up your precious lungs"
Mozart in the Jungle
"if you don't stop playing this fucking Mahler."
Mozart in the Jungle
"- I have to practice. - You've got to sleep."
Mozart in the Jungle
"I can't sleep. Too amped."
Mozart in the Jungle
"No way. Lizzie,"
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"there are, like, thousands of other oboists out there"
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"with ten times more experience than me"
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"whose lifelong dream it is"
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"to play with the New York Symphony."
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"♪♪"
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"Hi. Is this Alex?"
Mozart in the Jungle
"Yeah, hey."
Mozart in the Jungle
"This is Lizzie,"
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"the hostess with the mostest."
Mozart in the Jungle
"[whispering] What?"
Mozart in the Jungle
"Yeah. Hailey has your scarf."
Mozart in the Jungle
"She's wondering if she can bring it by tonight."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Okay, yeah, right on. Just text us your address."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Adios."
Mozart in the Jungle
"What the fuck? Was that for real?"
Mozart in the Jungle
"Oh. It was for real."
Mozart in the Jungle
"[jangling]"
Mozart in the Jungle
"Look, he just texted his address. Go."
Mozart in the Jungle
"No, it's like 12:15. He's going to think it's a booty call."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Oh, perish the thought."
Mozart in the Jungle
"- Wrap this scarf around his booty. - Really?"
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Here's your scarf."
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"Sorry I'm so late getting it back."
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"No problemo."
Mozart in the Jungle
"That's not actually"
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"something that I say."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Oh. It's not, like, your catchphrase or anything."
Mozart in the Jungle
"No, no, no, no, no."
Mozart in the Jungle
"My catchphrase is, um..."
Mozart in the Jungle
""Catch you on the flip side.""
Mozart in the Jungle
"Oh, yeah, that's, like, super cool."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Yeah, it's much cooler."
Mozart in the Jungle
"[laughing]"
Mozart in the Jungle
"So, uh, I don't know. You going to come in?"
Mozart in the Jungle
"Or do you have, like, some other scarves"
Mozart in the Jungle
"you got to go deliver?"
Mozart in the Jungle
"Uh, no, this is the last one."
Mozart in the Jungle
"- Really? - Yeah."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Oh."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Um, yeah, I'll come in."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Okay."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Nice place. Do you have, like, roommates or something?"
Mozart in the Jungle
"No, this is just... just me."
Mozart in the Jungle
"No. Kidding. I have roommates."
Mozart in the Jungle
"I could never afford this place."
Mozart in the Jungle
"[whispering] But they're asleep, my roommates."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Oh. Okay."
Mozart in the Jungle
"So..."
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"Okay. Um..."
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"Okay."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Mm. I don't want you to think"
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"that this is, like, a booty call or anything."
Mozart in the Jungle
"It's really not."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Oh, no, I know."
Mozart in the Jungle
"It's not a booty call."
Mozart in the Jungle
"It's a scarf delivery."
Mozart in the Jungle
"I get it. A scarf delivery."
Mozart in the Jungle
"[floor creaks]"
Mozart in the Jungle
"Oh."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Oh, uh, hey, Hailey,"
Mozart in the Jungle
"this is, um, Addison. It's one of my roommates."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Hi. Sorry for the interruption."
Mozart in the Jungle
"Oh, hey, you still doing"
Mozart in the Jungle
"that 1 a.m. frolic dance thing in the park?"
Mozart in the Jungle
"Yeah, I am. Oh, God, the milk stinks."
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