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Clips from The Great North - Skidmark Holmes Adventure (S02E02)

"I'm helping a friend wash a bunch of dogs,"
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"so, sorry if I arrive wet."
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"Oh, boy."
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"I accidentally invited Alyson to hang out with us tonight,"
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"and she thinks it's a duh... a duh..."
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"Dude ranch? Dealer's choice?"
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"Dinosaur-themed restaurant?"
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"A date! Oh, God."
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"Wait, isn't that a good thing?"
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"You two seem to have a little spark."
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"I can't tell. Maybe she likes me a little,"
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"or maybe I'm just her plaything. Either way, when she's around,"
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"it's like I'm floating outside of my body"
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"and I'm also floating outside of that body"
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"that's floating outside of the original body."
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"Beef, you're overwhelmed,"
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"so let's make the atmosphere of the date"
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"as unsexy as possible."
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"Great idea. We'll turn the lights all the way up,"
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"and for snacks we've got some dried-out deli slices"
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"and the veggies from the back of the fridge. They've turned."
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"Perfect. And we'll play a really non-sensual game, like Jenga."
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"Okay, and I will just hang on for dear life."
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"Good news."
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"The delivery girl was pulling up"
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"right when I got here."
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"Oh, and I brought this chamber pot"
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"of salmon dip and fry bread my mom made."
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"Where should I put it?"
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"Just over there. Oh, no, maybe put it over there?"
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"Aah! I don't know. I'm freaking out about this party!"
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"Are you kidding?"
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"This is gonna be the best historical party ever."
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"People are gonna be like, "Great Gatsby?"
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"More like Gross Bad-sby.""
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"Welcome, everybody, to Goosey Gables!"
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"But where is the lady of the manor?"
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"JUDY Oh!"
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"I forgot I was having a fête ce soir!"
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"Judy, just so I can plan out my night,"
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"how long does this game take?"
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"John."
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"Well, it says "hours of fun""
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"on the box, but we could..."
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"Wait, why?"
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"Are you going to Stacie B's?"
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"What? No."
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"- I mean, we aren't going now. -"We"?"
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"You know watching people vomit is an interest of mine."
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"Guys, let's just focus on this party and how fun it is, okay?"
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"Judy, you were saying?"
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"Oh, okay."
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"Well, we can just skip over"
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"the scripted cocktail party banter, then."
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"It says here the first step is,"
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"we go around and introduce our characters."
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"Ham, you start."
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"I'm Abby Sinthe, a party girl with a dark secret."
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"My catchphrase is "I'll try anything twice.""
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"Hello, Abby. Who's next?"
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"I'll go."
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"We are the circus freaks,"
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"brought to entertain you upper-class scum."
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"We may be from the circus, but we ain't a bunch of clowns."
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"Okay, it's my turn."
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"'Ello, I'm a washer wench"
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"named Sally Potatoes."
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"Okay, I should have a bigger role."
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"I have a second cousin who actually murdered someone,"
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"not to mention a natural poetry to my speech."
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"I'll go next."
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"I'm Ty T. Wad, a dangerously frugal butler."
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"And when it's time, I will reveal"
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"that I am, in fact, the murderer."
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"- Gill! - Gill."
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"What? Oh."
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"You just... you just..."
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"You ruined the whole game!"
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"Well, okay, I guess that's that."
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"The game's over."
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"Have fun at Stacie B's."
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"Great party, Judy. Sorry it was terrible."
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"Guys, maybe take some pizza because it's-a too-a big."
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"That's not pizza!"
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"Anyone want a slice"
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"of giant underwear with skid marks?!"
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"I'll try anything twice."
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"My God,"
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"what kind of monster would do something like this?"
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"There's a note."
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"- Judy, grab it. You're right."
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"That handwriting looks just like mine."
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"We're definitely dealing with a psychopath."
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""You thought you'd have a big, fun party,"
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""but things just got a little sharty."
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""I've taken your hot n' cheesy"
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""and left these drawers to make you queasy."
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""Don't bother trying to pin me down."
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"I can't get caught, I'm not a clown.""
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"It says it's not a clown?"
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"Easy. That means it is a clown."
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"One of the circus freaks. Boom."
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"Oh, wait, that's me. Not guilty."
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"If I wanted to show you guys my underwear with poop in it,"
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"I'd just do it."
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"Well, I'll tell you one thing--"
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"no one's going anywhere until we find out"
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"who took our pizza and left us with this extra large mystery."
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"Uh, yeah, you would literally have to drag me out of here."
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"Oh. So you guys aren't going to Stacie B's anymore?"
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"Now? Judy, we're being targeted by a creepy underpants maniac."
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"This is all I've ever wanted."
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"I'm scared. Ham, please place your hand"
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"on my shoulder comfortingly."
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"Oh, sorry. That's the text notification sound"
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"when my mom texts."
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"She wants to know if I took my gummy vitamin."
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"- And she asked if everyone was being nice."
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"Aw. Yes!"
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"Okay, we've got"
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