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Clips from Central Park - A Boat-iful Mind (S02E02)
"[water burbling]"
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"[birds chirping]"
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"It may look like a beautiful day."
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"People having picnics, ducks ducking, squirrels with flowers."
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"They're not holding the flowers, but they're near them. You get what I mean."
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"But it's actually a terrible day"
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"because today is the day that Cole, sweet, confident, innocent Cole,"
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"finds out that he's-- I-- I can't say it."
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"Ah, he's not good at everything. Math class. Go."
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"What? There must be some mistake."
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"I got a D on my homework? I don't get D's."
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"Maybe she was starting to write "Delicious" but got interrupted?"
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"- Enrique, how did you do? - So bad. Very, very bad."
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"[gasps] You got an A."
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"I'm sorry, Cole. My stupid, smart brain. [groans]"
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"♪ Yeah ♪"
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"♪ Well, I just got a D And that don't feel good to me ♪"
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"Listen up."
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"♪ I'm bad ♪"
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"♪ At geometry ♪"
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"♪ This being bad thing is new to me ♪"
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"♪ Never lost a thumb war That's a fact ♪"
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"♪ I can climb that tree In just ten seconds flat ♪"
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"♪ But when it comes to those Lines and shapes ♪"
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"♪ I'm behind the curve, I can't escape ♪"
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"♪ I finally found the thing I'm no good at ♪"
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"For real, congrats on the A, Enrique. [softly] Bastard."
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"♪ I'm bad ♪"
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"♪ At geometry ♪"
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"♪ This being bad thing is new to me ♪"
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"I'm undefeated at tic-tac-toe."
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"I even know all the state capitals."
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"I can do six somersaults in a row. No hands."
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"I thought I had it going on till I met these polygons."
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"♪ You know my Simon Says game Is on point ♪"
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"[classmates] ♪ When he hula-hoops It's like he has no joints ♪"
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"♪ Equilateral, isosceles ♪"
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"♪ Come on, people You're killing me ♪"
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"♪ I finally found the thing I'm no good at ♪"
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"Am I having a nightmare? Wake up, Cole!"
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"♪ I'm bad ♪"
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"♪ At geometry ♪"
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"♪ Being bad feels bad to me ♪"
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"♪ I'm bad ♪"
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"[all] ♪ At geometry ♪"
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"♪ Geometry, won't you set me free? ♪"
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"[vocalizes]"
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"[teacher] Don't forget your weekend assignment. It's due Monday."
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"My weekend assignment is baking brownies."
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"You okay?"
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"[scoffs] This was just a fluke. I'm not worried."
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"I'll just study, I guess."
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"Trust me, this isn't happening again."
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"I'm going to be running big, lopsided geometry circles around everybody."
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"- You mean an ellipse? - Yeah, that's exactly what I mean."
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"[Paige] All right, dish. Come to Mama."
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"We're having an "everything that's about to expire" casserole"
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"whether you like it or not. Whoa. Whoa."
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"Paige! Babe, you have to stop doing that."
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"I know we need a stepladder. I've known since Christmas,"
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"when you couldn't reach that creepy Santa Claus gravy boat"
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"that pours gravy from its eyes."
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"I'm buying us a stepladder."
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"Okay, but I'll miss feeling like Tom Cruise doing my own stunts."
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"Hey, champions. How was school?"
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"- Uh… - You should ask Cole."
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"- No, no, no. Definitely ask Molly. - No, no. Cole's more interesting."
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"Okay. Um, Cole, how was school?"
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"The weather was nice. Solid cafeteria offerings."
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"Really nothing to report at this time. See ya."
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"Wait, wait. What happened?"
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"[sighs] I got a D on my geometry homework."
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"- [Owen] What? - You did?"
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"But it's fine, because I'm gonna nail my weekend homework"
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"and we'll laugh about this someday. Like… [chuckles]"
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"Remember that time Cole got a D? Uh, that was so crazy."
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"You need some help? We might remember a thing or two."
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"Geometry is math, right?"
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"Don't worry. I got this."
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"Oh, hey, look. It's Molly from before. What's up with you, girl?"
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"Okay. Molly, your turn. How was school?"
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"I actually got a comic published in the school newspaper,"
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"and everybody loved it."
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"[gasps] What? You did?"
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"Molly, so proud of you. Did everyone love Fista Puffs?"
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"I actually didn't do a Fista Puffs comic."
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"I did something totally different. Something I'm very excited about."
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"Oh, wow. That's great."
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"Yep, it's really great."
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"[Birdie] Nah, Molly doesn't actually think it's really great."
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"When she heard the school newspaper needed a new comic,"
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"she thought she was finally ready to reveal"
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"her badass, amazing, follicly fierce superhero Fista Puffs to the world."
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"But since Fista Puffs sketches are pretty much her diary,"
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"she chickened out and ended up submitting something less Puff-y"
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"and more, shall we say, bean-y?"
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"- Funny. Bean fart. - [chuckles]"
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"Yeah, funny."
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"- What was the inspiration? - Was it Mom?"
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"Well, beans make you fart. That was my process."
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"Molly's like a celebrity at school now."
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"People keep coming up to her and farting. In a good way."
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"The editor wants to run another one next week."
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"So I guess I should get the old bean brain going again."
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"- Attagirl. - I guess when life hands you a bean, you--"
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"- Make it fart? - That's a good one."
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"- Molly, you could use that. - Yep, yep. This is my life now."
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"Helen, pillow me."
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"Ow, not so rough."
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"- I'm a delicate flower, you idiot. - Hmm."
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"If you're wondering why Bitsy seems a little more horizontal than usual,"
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"it's because she's having a gout attack."
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"Which is not deadly or anything,"
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"but it does cause intense foot pain for several days."
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"Gout is sometimes called "rich person's disease""
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"because it's caused by eating rich foods and drinking too much alcohol."
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"In Bitsy's case, I'm surprised she ever doesn't have gout."
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"And there's another surprise coming her way."
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"Gout ready, it's gout of this world."
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"- Ow. - Don't mock me."
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