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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Clear and Present Ginger (S12E12)

"Oh, well, you're not gonna believe this,"
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"but that was the wine company on the phone."
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"And it turns out that the pinot grigio has been recalled."
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"It's, uh... it's got poison in it."
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"See? This is why I'm getting off liquids."
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"How much poison we talking?"
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"Linda, you know me. I can have a little poison."
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"No, no. Let me give you some of this red."
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"But just, like, a glass"
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"'cause I bet in like five to 30 minutes"
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"we'll be ready to go home, right?"
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"I know I am, and I'm already home."
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"Oh, I know what we could do."
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"Linda, remember when we were little"
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"and we used to prank-call places and say,"
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""Is there a John there?"
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"A Big John? Because we have diarrhea.""
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"(laughs)"
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"Oh, yeah, we did used to do that."
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"I forgot. But you can't do that anymore."
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"Everyone has caller I. D."
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"- Womp, womp. - Uh-uh."
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"You can just do star-six-seven."
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"You can call any ex-boyfriend"
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"at any time of day or night, and they won't know it's you"
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"no matter how many times you call."
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"Or that's what I heard."
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"I'll do the first one."
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"These three sips of wine are making me wild."
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"- Give me the phone. - Oh, call my gym."
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"They're open 24 hours, and they're stupid."
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"They won't let me sleep on the treadmill."
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"Uh, yes, hello. This is Sandra."
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"Is there a John there?"
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"A Big John?"
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"(laughing): Because I have diarrhea."
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"- I have dia... - (laughs) That's good."
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"(laughing): It is pretty funny. Diarrhea."
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"- Do another. Do another. - Okay. Maybe one more."
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"I'll do it. Give me the phone. Give me the phone."
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"- Go, Louise! Go, Gene! - (applause)"
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"- I think they're gonna win. - Oh, uh, yay."
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"I thought you'd be more into this zombie apocalypse thing"
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"because of your not weird zombie thing,"
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"but are you a little bit too worried about"
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"whether or not Jimmy Jr. texts you back? Just asking."
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"- No, I think I'm worrying the right amount. - Okay."
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"I-I mean, it's just this dress got me thinking about prom"
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"and about going with Jimmy Jr."
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"And I-I was hoping Jimmy Jr. would be excited about prom."
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"He was kind of my prom go-to."
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"But if he's not excited about prom,"
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"then I don't know who I would go with, and..."
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"and-and-and what if no one asks me to prom?"
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"Oh, well, Tina..."
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"ANNOUNCER: And now for the final round,"
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"it's "Prom in 60 Seconds,""
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"when your prom queen finds out the prom king"
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"has stood her up and she's all alone in your limo."
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"- Oh, no. - Oh, no!"
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"All alone? On prom?"
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"(hyperventilating)"
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"Prom queens, when I say, "Go," you must run down the track"
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"and hide behind the trash can in your lane,"
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"then wait for your driver to parallel park"
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"in these tiny spaces marked off by cones,"
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"collect you and physically"
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"carry you back to the limo to get you to the prom."
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"- Uh... - Oh, boy."
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"You got this, Tina!"
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"This is it! This is for all the chips!"
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"Wait, there are chips? Where?"
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"- (hyperventilating) - Tina, you okay?"
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"ANNOUNCER: And, prom queens, go, go, go."
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"(exclaiming)"
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"BOB: Tina? Tina, where are you going?"
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"Stop. Tina?"
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"Tina, no."
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"Tina!"
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"(laughing)"
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"Well, do you have a Big John or not, Reggie?"
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"(laughing)"
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"No, it's not Linda Belcher. Bye."
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"(laughing)"
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"Oh, gosh, is that the time? I lost track."
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"Uh, w-we should probably call it a night, huh?"
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"- Really? Already? - What? No."
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"I've only had one mug of wine."
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"I've gone to my fencing class drunker than this."
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"Hey, you know, I-I-I feel like, um,"
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"maybe I'm getting diarrhea."
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"All that diarrhea talk shook something up in there."
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"Oh, I can feel it coming on."
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"Oh, gosh, it's moving. I'm running to the bathroom."
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"So, uh, just let yourselves out, okay?"
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"Just go. Go, go, go."
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"- Okay. We got it. - All right, I'm leaving."
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"(phone rings)"
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"Hello? Oh, hi, Ginger."
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"No, no, I got all the wine we need, hon."
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"Okay, I'll see you soon."
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"Okay. (gasps)"
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"- Who was that? - Oh, um, no one."
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"Was that Ginger, Linda?"
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"Is she coming over here now?"
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"Is that why you were trying to get us out?"
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"- No. - Wait, Ginger is coming over?"
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"Yeah. Ginger, her real friend."
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"The wine, the cheese."
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"None of this was for me, was it, Linda?"
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"I don't even know if you do think"
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"my couch is trying to eat me."
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"I do, Gayle. I do."
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"Oh, so that's why you wouldn't let me"
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"have any of the good wine."
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"You didn't want me to put it in my garbage mouth."
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"- I'm not worthy. - That's right, Gretel."
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"Gretchen."
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"No, wait. That's not it. I..."
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"Why couldn't we hang out with Ginger?"
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