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Clips from Armed and Dangerous (1986)

"I think he's right."
Armed and Dangerous (1986)
"Now, this badge will lift you out of that scum..."
Armed and Dangerous (1986)
"...into a $12-billion-a-year industry."
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"My name is Captain O'Connell..."
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"...and I welcome you to the world of private security."
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"Any questions?"
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"Yeah?"
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"You mean we're gonna actually earn $12 billion a year?"
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"No, you're gonna earn $4.60 an hour."
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"Which is starting pay for everyone..."
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"...regardless of age, sex, race, color or intelligence."
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"- You work 10 hours, you make $46. - Now let me get this straight."
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"If you wanted to work, say, 3 billion hours..."
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"...I could roughly pull in over $12 billion..."
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"...if I was eager enough and put the time in?"
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"- Any more questions? - Yes."
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"Where it says "name"--?"
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"Look. Here on the application."
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"Do I put my name?"
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"- Yeah. - Oh, thank you, sir."
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"Where it says "police record," does that mean felonies..."
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"- ...or misdemeanors? - Both."
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"Can I write on the back? I don't think I'm gonna have room."
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"We got lots of extra paper if you need it."
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"You all had a chance to read the booklet "Careers in Private Security.""
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"You look like a guy who defended me on an assault charge."
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"Oh, really? Did you get off?"
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"- I got three years. - There are two functions..."
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"- No, wasn't me. - ...for a security guard."
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"Excuse me, I'm gonna stand up and stretch the old legs."
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"But no matter what you do..."
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"...your primary responsibility is always the same:"
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"To observe and report."
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"But should you witness a crime or violation..."
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"Interesting group of people."
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"- Yeah, to Freud, maybe. - However..."
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"- ...you can detain somebody... - Norman Kane."
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"- ...and use force if necessary... - Frank Dooley."
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"...until the police arrive. Any questions?"
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"- Yeah? - Yeah."
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"Let's say somebody lying, right?"
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"And you know they lying."
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"- Can you shoot them? - Well, it depends."
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"- Use your own judgment. - Thank you."
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"- I appreciate that. - Other questions?"
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"Yes, I have a question concerning our powers of arrest."
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"The statutes governing citizen's arrest really aren't very clear."
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"Will we be indemnified by the company against lawsuits..."
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"...or prosecution resulting from wrongful arrest complaints?"
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"What are you, a lawyer?"
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"No. No."
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"No. No, what I mean to say is..."
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"...if I detain a shoplifter, and he turns out to be innocent..."
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"...and he sues me for a million dollars..."
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"- ...what happens? - What happens?"
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"You spend the rest of your life paying for it."
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"And you die miserable and broke."
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"So don't screw up."
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"- Thank you. - Now..."
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"- ...the fee for the course is $51.50. - Don't worry."
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"I'm an ex-cop. You stick with me, I'll keep you out of trouble."
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"Which you can pay now, or we can deduct it from your first paycheck."
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"In addition, as licensed security guards..."
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"...you'll be required to join a union."
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"The International Alliance of Special Police and Guards."
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"These are your union representatives."
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"Mr. Klepper..."
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"...and Mr. Lazarus."
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"Thank you, Clarence."
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"The initiation fee is $30, payable now."
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"Now, if you can't pay, don't worry."
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"We'll deduct it from your first paycheck."
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"Thereafter, the weekly dues will be $15..."
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"...and will be deducted automatically."
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"The forms are in front of you on the desk."
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"Sign them and pass them forward."
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"Any questions?"
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"Yes, I have a question. Minor point."
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"What if we don't wanna join?"
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"This is a union shop."
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"You wanna work, you join."
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"Well, I don't wanna speak out of school, but $15 a week..."
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"...to me, seems excessive."
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"Now, where does this money go?"
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"Well, that money goes to your pension and welfare fund."
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"And when are the benefits paid?"
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"When you're 65."
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"- Sixty-five? - Hey."
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"What's with all the questions?"
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"This is your union."
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"It's for your own protection."
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"So shut up and sign the fucking form."
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"Do you have a pen?"
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"As you can see, it's really quite simple."
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"Just remember, when you pull the trigger..."
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"...the bullets come out going very, very fast."
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"So make sure to keep the weapon pointed away from you."
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"Now, that's about it."
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"You are now armed guards."
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"God help us all."
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"So return to your positions..."
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"...and load your guns, but do not..."
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"...I repeat, do not commence firing..."
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"...until I have left the target area."
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"Thank you."
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"You won't lie to me no more."
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"Take that, you scumbag."
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"Nice shooting, soldier."
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"I can't tell you how much I hate this."
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"What's your problem?"
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"What's my problem?"
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"This is a dangerous weapon here."
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"It can hurt somebody. I can't shoot it."
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"I-- I don't have it in me."
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"See that turd in the red plaid shirt who's gonna blow your head off?"
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"Watch."
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"Do you wanna be partners?"
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"Raise your right hand, repeat after me."
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"- I... - I..."
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"- ...state your name... - ...state your name..."
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