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Clips from The Goldbergs - Recipe for Death II: Kiss the Cook (S04E04)

"Whatever it takes."
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"Oh!"
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"I just had to capture the moment so I could remember it forever."
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"The moment when my daughter became my best friend."
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"So that's a yes?"
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"Heck, yes! Grab your coat!"
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"Look out, Gimbels! The Goldberg gals are coming in hot!"
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"Actually, I was thinking a different store."
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"Oh, but everybody loves Gimbels."
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"Yeah, it's like traveling back"
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"to a simpler, less-fashionable era."
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"I was thinking more Benetton."
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"Ooh, yes."
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"That's the place where you order the meats"
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"and they cook them right there next to you"
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"and then they flip the meats into your mouth"
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"and then you eat the meats."
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"- That's Benihana. - Okay, then."
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"So, Gimbels first, then flying meats,"
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"then we get our nails done, then a sherbet stop,"
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"then I gotta pick up your dad's prescription,"
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"then paddleboating in the park, and then who knows?"
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"The moon!"
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"I just want a sweater that's also a dress."
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"Lucky for Erica, Gimbels wasn't an option."
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"Going out of business?"
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"What could that possibly mean?"
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"I think that means they're going out of business."
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"Gimbels is the biggest shopping chain in America."
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"That's like saying Blockbuster Video shut down,"
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"or B. Dalton Books, or Circuit City."
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"It's impossible!"
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"It seems possible and very much happening."
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"I think you need to shut your face-mouth!"
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"I'm sorry. This is the worst day of my life."
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"No. No way. Why are they naked?"
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"Give them their decency!"
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"They need bulky khakis and nylon blouses!"
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"Calm down, mom. It's just a store."
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"Not to me. I've had my best memories there."
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"Just think of all the coupons I've doubled."
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"All the managers I've made cry."
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"All the clothes I've worn for a decade"
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"and then returned no questions asked."
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"No wonder they're going out of business."
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"Now I'm store-less, Erica."
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"Life will never be the same."
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"Hey. It doesn't matter that Gimbels is closing."
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"What matters is that we're spending time together."
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"Now, come on. Let's buy me stuff."
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"While Erica was playing my mom,"
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"I was about to play my cinematic masterpiece"
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"for my producer, my dad."
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"Yah!"
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"- Cool, right? - Uh-huh, uh-huh."
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"Lots of good stuff there."
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"Dad, you're actually interested in my movie!"
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"I want your feedback."
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"Good or bad? We're partners on this."
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"Partners? Okay then."
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"Well, it's all dark and hard to see."
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"There were some lighting challenges. Note taken."
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"And the camera shakes like crazy."
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"Camera's kinda heavy, so..."
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"Also, it sounds like crap."
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"Wow. Lotta thoughts."
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"And it looks cheap as hell."
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"All right, maybe ease off."
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"Like a washed-out, crummy public-access show"
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"that's on at midnight."
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"I'm just a boy!"
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"I gave you $80 to make a real movie."
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"You said you were gonna do some real "Van Damage.""
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"Look, a film camera and lights and boom mic cost a ton of money."
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"It's not just going to fall in my lap."
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"Here's the stuff. Make it good."
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"Wow. Where'd you score this?"
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"My cousin Russ films bar mitzvahs for a living."
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"He said you could borrow it."
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"Whoa. Wait. All this time, I've had access"
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"to high-tech Hollywood film equipment,"
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"and you've never told me?"
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"I guess I never connected the dots."
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"Oh, my God."
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"There's, like, a warm sensation inside my heart."
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"Don't make it weird."
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"It's like you're one of those dads in the stands"
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"cheering me on 'cause I'm good at athletic-sport competitions."
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"You made it weird. Now, just take the stuff and go."
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"Now that I'm a real director,"
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"I've gotta write a script and hire a crew..."
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"And hire your leading man? You've come to the right place."
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"And I accept your offer."
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"We didn't come to you, and there's no offer."
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"Wait! Maybe this is the one time"
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"Barry would actually be helpful."
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"This is the one time, bro!"
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"I've extensively studied the work of Chuck Norris"
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"and know what it takes to be a badass action star."
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"Karate!"
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"Stunts!"
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"Acting."
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"Surprise! Anger!"
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"Surprise! Anger!"
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"And most important... love scene."
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"No. Please don't show us love scene."
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"Oh, sweet Lord."
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"He's never getting married."
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"Adam, a word. Are you serious about this?"
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"The guy's a moron."
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"- He's your son. - That's how I know!"
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"Trust me. Barry's gonna be amazing."
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"Also, I have no other options."
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"So do I have the part?"
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"- No. - Yes."
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"I see what's happening. You're negotiating."
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"I will reduce my normal fee of $1 million"
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"and will work for free."
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"No, wait. $1,000!"
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"No. I'll pay you!"
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