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Clips from The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel (2017) - All Alone (S02E02)

"I thought it went good the other night."
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"It's not ready."
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"Okay."
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"MILES: Here's the thing, a penis is..."
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"-You have a thread... -I got it."
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"-You're up next. -Finally."
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"Now, you're not gonna go after any of my guys tonight, right?"
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"-You're gonna be a good girl? -"Good girl"?"
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"What are you, her kindergarten teacher?"
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"Hey, I wasn't talking to you."
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"I'm her manager and I get ten percent"
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"precisely to tell you she can do whatever the fuck she wants."
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"I'm not gonna go after any of your guys. I promise."
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"Okay. Let's go."
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"Thank you. I'm Miles Shapiro."
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"I'll be at the Trap in Hoboken for a full week in December,"
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"so hop on the H&M, come on out, and keep me company!"
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"Good night, everybody!"
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"(cheering and applause)"
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"Next up onto the stage,"
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"a pretty lady with a lot to say."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, Mrs. Maisel."
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"-(applause) -Hey, wait. We didn't do "Tits up.""
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"-Tits up. -Tits..."
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"MIDGE: Good evening, everyone."
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"I'm Mrs. Maisel. It's great to be here at--"
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"-Wait, where are we? Oh, right. -(laughter)"
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"In that case, it's just okay to be here."
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"It's better than traffic."
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"Or prison. Well, maybe not traffic."
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"Prison has less angry people screaming."
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"I almost didn't make it here at all."
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"My best friend Imogene just had a baby."
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"A little girl."
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"She's adorable."
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"Still has the cute little forceps dent in her head."
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"And I sat there in that hospital room thinking"
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"about all the things this little girl has to look forward to:"
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"roller skates,"
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"jump rope,"
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"cramps,"
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"and one day getting pregnant and having her own baby."
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"And I started really thinking about the whole pregnancy thing."
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"I mean, okay, you have sex."
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"Nice."
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"You get pregnant. Nice."
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"You let a human being grow inside your stomach"
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"for nine months till it's six to 12 pounds large"
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"and then you give it an escape route"
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"the size of a change purse."
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"And-and not a normal"
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""I'm going to the market" sized change purse,"
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"with room for cash and a Diners Club card, but a tiny"
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"little "I'm going out for the evening,"
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"I just need lipstick" change purse."
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"Who agreed to this?"
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"Who, in the beginning,"
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"when it was getting sorted out, negotiated this deal?"
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"Was it Eve?"
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"No. I bet it was Adam."
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"He hadn't eaten from the Tree of Knowledge yet,"
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"so he was just like, "Yeah, that'll fit.""
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"See, the thing I know the most about pregnancy"
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"-is that there is absolutely... -BOBBY: Okay, okay, okay!"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, Mrs. Maisel!"
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"(applause)"
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"All right, we're gonna take a short break."
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"But, uh, a lot more comedy ahead of you, so get ready!"
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"Are you crazy? You can't say that onstage."
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"Say what, "change purse"?"
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"-What the fuck, Bobby? -"Pregnant.""
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"I can't say "pregnant"? Are you kidding?"
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"-Nobody wants to hear that word. -Well, I know they don't want"
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"to hear it in the context of "Guess what, I'm pregnant."
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"-Who gets to tell your wife?" -Any context."
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"-It's foul. -It's foul?"
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"The guy before her talked about getting dick fungus."
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"That was funny. This is female stuff."
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"-It's private. -It's real."
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"It's life. Literally."
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"She can talk about whatever she wants to."
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"-It's her act. -Nope. Here she tells jokes."
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"You want to talk about your female parts,"
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"you go see the obstrenician-- ob-- whatever the fuck."
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"Not on my stage!"
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"I hate that guy."
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"Screw this place. We don't have to play here anymore."
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"Really? Where else are we gonna go?"
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"-Anywhere. -Anywhere below Midtown"
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"or in another state, as long as it's a shithole"
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"and has only three people in it, right?"
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"Next thing you know, I'll be reduced to doing two minutes"
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"in the ladies' room. I mean, "Why are there mints in here?"
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""It's not your mouth that needs refreshing."
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""Am I right, ladies? I'll be here all week."
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"Remember to tip your attendant.""
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"We'll find more clubs."
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"This business sucks."
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"I hate it."
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"Hey, that's the game."
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"You know that."
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"You just have to keep fighting."
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"You keep fighting."
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"I'm gonna get a drink."
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"("One for My Baby" by Frank Sinatra playing)"
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"(neon sign buzzing)"
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"(thunder rumbling)"
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"♪ It's quarter to 3:00 ♪"
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"♪ There's no one in the place ♪"
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"♪ Except you and me ♪"
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"(indistinct chatter)"
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"♪ So set 'em up, Joe ♪"
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"♪ I got a little story ♪"
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"Two comics walk into a bar..."
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"And neither one has any money to pay for the drinks."
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"Ah, shit, you've heard it before."
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"What are you doing in this despicable place?"
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"Sulking."
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"I was just yanked from the stage mid-set"
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"and thrown out of the club."
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