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Clips from American Auto - Earnings Call (S01E01)

"like a Taco Tuesday or Hot Dog Wednesdays?"
American Auto
"I think they just want things like dental."
American Auto
"Right, yeah, but they're not gonna say no to hot dogs."
American Auto
"- People love hot dogs. - Yeah."
American Auto
"I'm sorry, I'll be right back."
American Auto
"- People love hot dogs. - Yeah, they do, but--"
American Auto
"What about Funny Hat Day? Funny Hat Day."
American Auto
"I like that."
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"Hey, man."
American Auto
"I told you that stuff about vacation days"
American Auto
"as a friend, not so you could screw us over."
American Auto
"I know, and I'm sorry,"
American Auto
"but it's my job to look out for my guys,"
American Auto
"even when that means screwing over management."
American Auto
"Me? I'm not management."
American Auto
"- No? - No, no."
American Auto
"I mean, I don't even think I'm in the payroll system yet."
American Auto
"Technically, I think I'm, like, an intern?"
American Auto
"Look, Jack, you're a nice guy."
American Auto
"But in the end, you're gonna have to decide"
American Auto
"whether you live on land or in the water."
American Auto
"You can't be both."
American Auto
"What if you were in a Woody Allen movie"
American Auto
"and you worked really hard to get there"
American Auto
"and you did a nice job and you didn't do the stuff"
American Auto
"that Woody Allen did-- you didn't do that stuff--"
American Auto
"would you want people to just stop watching your movies?"
American Auto
"I don't think so."
American Auto
"Okay, so we're up to four extra days,"
American Auto
"extra dollar per hour base pay,"
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"more flexible maternity leave."
American Auto
"Yeah, Hot Dog Wednesdays."
American Auto
"Yes. Come on, guys."
American Auto
"This is a really generous offer."
American Auto
"There's nothing left to give."
American Auto
"Sorry, if that's all you've got,"
American Auto
"then I think we're done here."
American Auto
"Good luck with the rest of your call."
American Auto
"Yeah."
American Auto
"Good luck with elections next month."
American Auto
"Really hope you all keep your jobs."
American Auto
"What's that supposed to mean?"
American Auto
"It's just that these are pretty sweet jobs,"
American Auto
"sitting around while everybody on the line"
American Auto
"works their asses off."
American Auto
"And if they found out how you passed"
American Auto
"on four extra vacation days, better pay,"
American Auto
"and Hot Dog Wednesdays..."
American Auto
"You really might find yourself"
American Auto
"back on the line with the rest of them."
American Auto
"But, you know, I'm still friends"
American Auto
"with a lot of those guys."
American Auto
"I can check in with them, see what they think."
American Auto
"Now, why would you do something like that?"
American Auto
"I don't know."
American Auto
"Guess I'm not a mermaid anymore."
American Auto
"What--what is he talking about?"
American Auto
"Oh, God, it's just this weird thing."
American Auto
"They're all obsessed with "The Little Mermaid.""
American Auto
"And you could put up all the smoke and mirrors"
American Auto
"that you want."
American Auto
"We all know Adnan did it."
American Auto
"Adnan is guilty."
American Auto
"And don't get me started on "Tiger King.""
American Auto
"Carole Baskin, I'm coming for you."
American Auto
"You didn't have to do that to that man."
American Auto
"What happened?"
American Auto
"What happened is that everything almost fell apart"
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"until psycho killer here"
American Auto
"stepped in and just demolished them."
American Auto
"Seriously? Yes, Jackknife."
American Auto
"No, I really, really did not do that much."
American Auto
"No, this guy has ice in his veins."
American Auto
"I mean, no soul,"
American Auto
"and I mean that in the best possible way."
American Auto
"Yeah, he was a sniper."
American Auto
"I was kinda like the guy who guards the door"
American Auto
"behind the sniper to protect him."
American Auto
"You know, sniper can't do his job without that guy."
American Auto
"So it's kind of an important part that people often forget."
American Auto
"- Hmm. - So is that call still going?"
American Auto
"Yeah, let's announce this baby."
American Auto
"All right, huh. What a day it's been, right?"
American Auto
"Well, I wanna thank you all for listening."
American Auto
"And before I go, a little drumroll, please."
American Auto
"I am excited to announce that we have finalized"
American Auto
"a new labor contract."
American Auto
"So little cherry on the sundae for you there."
American Auto
"Thank you all again, and we will see you next quarter."
American Auto
"Oh, we just got a question"
American Auto
"from an analyst at JP Morgan."
American Auto
"- Same guy as before? - No, that was Morgan Stanley."
American Auto
"Lot of Morgans."
American Auto
"Ms. Hastings, wasn't the labor contract"
American Auto
"almost finalized before you joined Payne?"
American Auto
"That's not your big announcement, is it?"
American Auto
"Uh, no. No."
American Auto
"The big announcement, no. It was more of just good news."
American Auto
"It was kind of an appetizer to the main--"
American Auto
"you know, to the main course kind of a situation."
American Auto
"And so that main course is-- another drumroll,"
American Auto
"a bigger drumroll here--"
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"we are going into production on the Payne Pika,"
American Auto
"and it will be retailing for--wait for it--$10,000."
American Auto
"- Um-- - Little early Christmas there."
American Auto
"All right, thank you so very much to you all."
American Auto
"And God bless you, and also God bless America as well."
American Auto
"Mm-mm."
American Auto
"We're clear."
American Auto
"Hey, Steve, Steve."
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"Hey."
American Auto
"Sorry about before."
American Auto
"It wasn't personal, but it all worked out, right?"
American Auto
"Sorry. I don't mingle with management."
American Auto
"- Rough day? - Not the best."
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"You? - I've had better."
American Auto
"Buy you a smoothie? My treat."
American Auto
"Yeah, sure. Thanks."
American Auto
"This is just a smoothie, though."
American Auto
"I don't want you getting the wrong idea."
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