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Clips from Cheers - Just Three Friends (S02E02)

I'M GOING TO COOK.

"I'M GOING TO COOK."

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WHY?

"WHY?"

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WELL, TO CELEBRATE.

"WELL, TO CELEBRATE."

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NOW THAT HEATHER'S GOING TO BE LIVING HERE,

"NOW THAT HEATHER'S GOING TO BE LIVING HERE,"

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I WANT THE THREE OF US TO BECOME REALLY GOOD FRIENDS.

"I WANT THE THREE OF US TO BECOME REALLY GOOD FRIENDS."

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AND I HAVE A SPECIAL RECIPE TO TRY--

"AND I HAVE A SPECIAL RECIPE TO TRY--"

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MY OWN VEAL OSCAR.

"MY OWN VEAL OSCAR."

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THAT'S THE AWARD YOU GET

"THAT'S THE AWARD YOU GET"

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IF YOU CAN ACT LIKE YOU LIKE IT.

"IF YOU CAN ACT LIKE YOU LIKE IT."

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HEATHER, WOULD YOU MIND HANGING ON HERE JUST FOR A SECOND?

"HEATHER, WOULD YOU MIND HANGING ON HERE JUST FOR A SECOND?"

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A SECOND?

"A SECOND?"

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I WANT TO TALK TO DIANE IN PRIVATE.

"I WANT TO TALK TO DIANE IN PRIVATE."

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OH, SURE, SURE. OH, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO.

"OH, SURE, SURE. OH, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO."

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[IMITATES KISSING]

"[IMITATES KISSING]"

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I'LL FINISH MY COFFEE. OK, ALL RIGHT.

"I'LL FINISH MY COFFEE. OK, ALL RIGHT."

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SAM, NO ANSWER YET. YEAH, WHAT?

"SAM, NO ANSWER YET. YEAH, WHAT?"

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JUST KEEP TRYING. KEEP TRYING.

"JUST KEEP TRYING. KEEP TRYING."

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LOOK, SWEETHEART--

"LOOK, SWEETHEART--"

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GRRR!

"GRRR!"

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HEY, HEY, COME ON.

"HEY, HEY, COME ON."

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LISTEN, HEATHER'S O.K. AND ALL,

"LISTEN, HEATHER'S O.K. AND ALL,"

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BUT, UH, I DON'T THINK

"BUT, UH, I DON'T THINK"

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WE SHOULD HANG OUT TOGETHER TOO MUCH IF YOU DON'T MIND.

"WE SHOULD HANG OUT TOGETHER TOO MUCH IF YOU DON'T MIND."

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WHY NOT?

"WHY NOT?"

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WELL, I JUST DON'T THINK THE 2 OF US HIT IT OFF THAT WELL.

"WELL, I JUST DON'T THINK THE 2 OF US HIT IT OFF THAT WELL."

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OH, YOU HIT IT OFF GREAT.

"OH, YOU HIT IT OFF GREAT."

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SHE SAID SHE'S NUTS ABOUT YOU.

"SHE SAID SHE'S NUTS ABOUT YOU."

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OH, YEAH, I'LL BET SHE DID. I'LL BET SHE DID.

"OH, YEAH, I'LL BET SHE DID. I'LL BET SHE DID."

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LISTEN, I DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS

"LISTEN, I DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS"

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BECAUSE YOU'RE PALS AND ALL,

"BECAUSE YOU'RE PALS AND ALL,"

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BUT SHE'S COMING ON TO ME GANGBUSTERS.

"BUT SHE'S COMING ON TO ME GANGBUSTERS."

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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT FOR?

"WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT FOR?"

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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE SAYING THIS.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE SAYING THIS."

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WELL, I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING ELSE, I NEED A LITTLE HELP HERE

"WELL, I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING ELSE, I NEED A LITTLE HELP HERE"

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BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH EXPERIENCE SAYING NO TO WOMEN.

"BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH EXPERIENCE SAYING NO TO WOMEN."

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THE CLOSEST I'VE EVER GOTTEN

"THE CLOSEST I'VE EVER GOTTEN"

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IS, "NOT NOW. WE'RE LANDING."

"IS, "NOT NOW. WE'RE LANDING.""

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HEY, I'M JUST TELLING YOU THIS

"HEY, I'M JUST TELLING YOU THIS"

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BECAUSE I THINK YOU OUGHT TO KEEP THE 2 OF US APART, THAT'S ALL.

"BECAUSE I THINK YOU OUGHT TO KEEP THE 2 OF US APART, THAT'S ALL."

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WHAT?

"WHAT?"

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THIS IS STAGGERING.

"THIS IS STAGGERING."

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DO YOU THINK THAT EVERY WOMAN YOU SEE

"DO YOU THINK THAT EVERY WOMAN YOU SEE"

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IS ATTRACTED TO YOU?

"IS ATTRACTED TO YOU?"

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HONEY, I'VE HAD ENOUGH WOMEN COME ON TO ME

"HONEY, I'VE HAD ENOUGH WOMEN COME ON TO ME"

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TO KNOW WHEN IT'S HAPPENING, AND IT'S HAPPENING.

"TO KNOW WHEN IT'S HAPPENING, AND IT'S HAPPENING."

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I GUESS THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO CONVINCE YOU.

"I GUESS THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO CONVINCE YOU."

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HEATHER.

"HEATHER."

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W-WAIT A MINUTE.

"W-WAIT A MINUTE."

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DIANE, WHOA.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DIANE, WHOA."

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I'M GOING TO ASK HER.

"I'M GOING TO ASK HER."

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ON, ON, PLEASE DON'T DO THAT!

"ON, ON, PLEASE DON'T DO THAT!"

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I'M SORRY IF IT EMBARRASSES YOU,

"I'M SORRY IF IT EMBARRASSES YOU,"

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BUT IT SERVES YOU RIGHT.

"BUT IT SERVES YOU RIGHT."

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HEATHER.

"HEATHER."

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HONEY, I'M SORRY IF THIS WILL MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE,

"HONEY, I'M SORRY IF THIS WILL MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE,"

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BUT I WANT THIS OUT OF THE WAY

"BUT I WANT THIS OUT OF THE WAY"

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SO THAT THE THREE OF US CAN PROCEED

"SO THAT THE THREE OF US CAN PROCEED"

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TO FORM A LASTING FRIENDSHIP.

"TO FORM A LASTING FRIENDSHIP."

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SAM JUST NOW MISTOOK YOUR INNOCENT FLIRTATION

"SAM JUST NOW MISTOOK YOUR INNOCENT FLIRTATION"

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FOR A SEXUAL OVERTURE.

"FOR A SEXUAL OVERTURE."

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OH.

"OH."

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WILL YOU EXPLAIN TO HIM YOUR REAL FEELINGS?

"WILL YOU EXPLAIN TO HIM YOUR REAL FEELINGS?"

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CERTAINLY.

"CERTAINLY."

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SAM, I WANT YOU, AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT.

"SAM, I WANT YOU, AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT."

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WHAT?

"WHAT?"

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GOTCHA!

"GOTCHA!"

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YOU'RE VERY ATTRACTIVE, SAM, BUT FOR ME TO GIVE UP MY FRIENDSHIP WITH DIANE,

"YOU'RE VERY ATTRACTIVE, SAM, BUT FOR ME TO GIVE UP MY FRIENDSHIP WITH DIANE,"

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YOU'D HAVE TO BE RICH, TOO.

"YOU'D HAVE TO BE RICH, TOO."

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SEE YOU TONIGHT FOR DINNER. BYE.

"SEE YOU TONIGHT FOR DINNER. BYE."

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SEE YOU LATER.

"SEE YOU LATER."

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NO, MA'AM. I'M SORRY.

"NO, MA'AM. I'M SORRY."

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THOSE CARS START WITH GAS.

"THOSE CARS START WITH GAS."

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LET'S CALL YOUR MOTHER NOW.

"LET'S CALL YOUR MOTHER NOW."

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GET OUT OF HERE!

"GET OUT OF HERE!"

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WHITEY, WHITEY, WHITEY, WHITEY, WHITEY,

"WHITEY, WHITEY, WHITEY, WHITEY, WHITEY,"

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YOU'RE MAKING A MISTAKE.

"YOU'RE MAKING A MISTAKE."

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?"

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THAT SO-CALLED FRIEND OF YOURS IS HOT FOR SAM.

"THAT SO-CALLED FRIEND OF YOURS IS HOT FOR SAM."

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YOU, TOO? EVERYONE HERE IS INSANE.

"YOU, TOO? EVERYONE HERE IS INSANE."

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WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT?

"WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT?"

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'CAUSE SAM THINKS IT.

"'CAUSE SAM THINKS IT."

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NOT ANYMORE, HE DOESN'T.

"NOT ANYMORE, HE DOESN'T."

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I TRUST HIS FIRST INSTINCTS.

"I TRUST HIS FIRST INSTINCTS."

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WHEN IT COMES TO DAMES,

"WHEN IT COMES TO DAMES,"

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SAM'S GOT, LIKE, AN ANTENNA

"SAM'S GOT, LIKE, AN ANTENNA"

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THAT PICKS UP THINGS THAT YOU AND I MISS.

"THAT PICKS UP THINGS THAT YOU AND I MISS."

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IT'S LIKE WHEN DOGS AND CATS KNOW AN EARTHQUAKE'S COMING.

"IT'S LIKE WHEN DOGS AND CATS KNOW AN EARTHQUAKE'S COMING."

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NOBODY COULD EXPLAIN THAT.

"NOBODY COULD EXPLAIN THAT."

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WELL, THAT'S SIMPLE, CARLA.

"WELL, THAT'S SIMPLE, CARLA."

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YOU SEE, THERE ARE FISSURES AND CRACKS IN THE SURFACE...

"YOU SEE, THERE ARE FISSURES AND CRACKS IN THE SURFACE..."

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OF YOUR BRAIN.

"OF YOUR BRAIN."

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PLEASE, DON'T DISTRACT DIANE FROM HER SUFFERING.

"PLEASE, DON'T DISTRACT DIANE FROM HER SUFFERING."

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DIANE, BELIEVE ME, YOU'RE BEING DENSE.

"DIANE, BELIEVE ME, YOU'RE BEING DENSE."

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IF SAM SAYS THAT WOMAN IS HOT FOR HIM,

"IF SAM SAYS THAT WOMAN IS HOT FOR HIM,"

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BANK ON IT.

"BANK ON IT."

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OH, IT'S LUDICROUS.

"OH, IT'S LUDICROUS."

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YOU KNOW, THE MORE I THINK ABOUT THIS,

"YOU KNOW, THE MORE I THINK ABOUT THIS,"

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THE MORE I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO TONIGHT.

"THE MORE I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO TONIGHT."

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I'VE NEVER HAD A WOMAN JUST AS A FRIEND BEFORE.

"I'VE NEVER HAD A WOMAN JUST AS A FRIEND BEFORE."

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I THINK THIS WILL BE REALLY GOOD FOR ME.

"I THINK THIS WILL BE REALLY GOOD FOR ME."

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TONIGHT?

"TONIGHT?"

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YEAH. TONIGHT, REMEMBER?

"YEAH. TONIGHT, REMEMBER?"

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YOU'RE COOKING THAT OSCAR MAYER THINGY.

"YOU'RE COOKING THAT OSCAR MAYER THINGY."

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VEAL OSCAR.

"VEAL OSCAR."

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SAM, I'VE HAD SECOND THOUGHTS ABOUT THAT.

"SAM, I'VE HAD SECOND THOUGHTS ABOUT THAT."

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DID YOU KNOW THAT VEAL COMES FROM BABY COWS?

"DID YOU KNOW THAT VEAL COMES FROM BABY COWS?"

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IF YOU THINK THAT I WOULD TAKE PART

"IF YOU THINK THAT I WOULD TAKE PART"

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IN SUCH A SENSELESS SLAUGHTER, I--

"IN SUCH A SENSELESS SLAUGHTER, I--"

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HEY, HAVE WHATEVER YOU WANT. OPEN A CAN OF BEANS.

"HEY, HAVE WHATEVER YOU WANT. OPEN A CAN OF BEANS."

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THE IMPORTANT THING IS GETTING TO KNOW HEATHER.

"THE IMPORTANT THING IS GETTING TO KNOW HEATHER."

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I THINK JUST BEING FRIENDS WITH A SEXY WOMAN LIKE HEATHER

"I THINK JUST BEING FRIENDS WITH A SEXY WOMAN LIKE HEATHER"

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IS A BIG STEP IN MY MATURITY.

"IS A BIG STEP IN MY MATURITY."

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HEY, SAM? YEAH?

"HEY, SAM? YEAH?"

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WE GOT TO GET INTO THAT OFFICE TO GET STOCK.

"WE GOT TO GET INTO THAT OFFICE TO GET STOCK."

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WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF GIN,

"WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF GIN,"

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AND THE KAHLUA MARTINIS AREN'T MOVING.

"AND THE KAHLUA MARTINIS AREN'T MOVING."

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YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT RIGHT TO ASK YOU TO DINNER

"YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT RIGHT TO ASK YOU TO DINNER"

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WHEN YOU'VE GOT SO MUCH ON YOUR MIND.

"WHEN YOU'VE GOT SO MUCH ON YOUR MIND."

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YOU KNOW, THE DOG AND EVERYTHING.

"YOU KNOW, THE DOG AND EVERYTHING."

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DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE DOG.

"DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE DOG."

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