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Clips from Abbott Elementary - Gifted Program (S01E01)

"Yes! Go get whatever your super brain needs."
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"We have fish oils or whatever."
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"Make way! Smart kid coming through."
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"Don't look at him with your regular I.Q.s."
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"(telephone ringing)"
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"This is trash."
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"Wow. He really is brilliant."
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"You know, Ava, I really wish you wouldn't talk"
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"about the kids like that in front of them."
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"We have a lot of smart kids here at Abbott."
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"- Always have. - Mm-hmm."
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"I got a kid in my class bartering Happy Meals"
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"for friendship."
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"Mm!"
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"Hey. (gasps)"
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"You know what? We should have a gifted program here."
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"I mean, I need something for the kids in my class to do"
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"other than grade papers and..."
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"I'm kidding."
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"But seriously,"
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"I loved the gifted program I was in growing up."
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"I learned so much, and those experiences were priceless."
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"I was in one, too. Yeah."
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"I got to write my own musical rap parody about Monsanto."
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"It was called "Mo' Santo, Mo' Problems.""
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"Yo, check it."
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"My youngest, Gina,"
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"she participated in a young-engineers program."
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"- It did wonders for her. - JANINE: Mm."
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"Looks good on a college application, too."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Hey, Gregory, what do you think?"
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"Oh, I think I've been here for like five minutes,"
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"so I don't really have a say."
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"You need to have more opinions."
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"We used to have a gifted program, Lollipop Guild,"
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"- but then, you know -- - Oh, let me guess."
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"- "We don't have the money." - Oh, no. We have the cheddar."
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"It's sitting in an account. We just can't touch it."
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"Believe me, I tried."
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"To use it for...arithmascience."
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"Anyway, the problem is,"
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"there's no one to teach the gifted program."
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"You guys are in your classes all day."
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"MELISSA: It's true."
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"By the time we take attendance, it's practically lunch."
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"Who's got time?"
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"- (school bell rings) - Ooh."
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"It'd be easy to just give up and not have a gifted program,"
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"but there was an acronym I learned in the one I was in --"
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"PIE -- Perseverance, Ingenuity, and Effort."
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"I love PIE."
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"Even though I can't eat it, though."
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"Hurts my tummy. (chuckles)"
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"But I did try for many years."
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"That's the perseverance part,"
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"which is why we should have a gifted program."
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"It's a foot facial."
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"It's like a facial, but for your feet."
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"Oh! See, I'd go for that."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"- Hey, Gar. - Hey."
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"So, what? No raspberry iced teas for me this week?"
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"You holding out on me?"
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"No. I got another box on the truck."
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"Oh."
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"I was, uh... keeping 'em safe for you."
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"Don't miss me too much while I'm gone."
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"- Pshh. You wish. - (laughs)"
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"Girl, that man likes you. Ask him out."
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"No."
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"My ex was a firefighter, and if he taught me anything,"
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"it's no men in uniforms,"
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"'cause somehow you wind up making their car payments"
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"and sleeping at your sister's after a fight."
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"My Gerald wears a uniform, and he's a good man."
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"Come on. You deserve a little fun."
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"(door opens)"
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"This fell off the truck for you."
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"(chuckles)"
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"So, basically, all we need to make the gifted program work"
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"is someone enthusiastic who has a lot of free time."
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"And I think I know someone."
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"♪ Yo, yo, and that's how it go ♪"
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"Just say no to Monsanto ♪"
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"Hey! ♪ And that's just the hook."
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"(laughs)"
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"I found someone to teach the gifted program."
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"- (exhales deeply) - Why you breathing so hard?"
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"I'm excited."
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"Well, it's weird. You should get that checked out."
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"Okay."
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"Well, Jacob is going to teach the gifted program"
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"during his free periods."
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"I would love to till the fertile soil"
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"and grow the minds of tomorrow."
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"I'll be like, um, that guy in that movie."
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"- Um... - Um..."
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"- Coach Carter. - No. Um..."
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"- Jiro Dreams of Sushi. - No, no."
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"What's that rock-climbing movie? Wait. Don't tell me."
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"- No, none of these. It's... - Don't tell me. Don't tell me."
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"Hey, um, Ava? What do you think?"
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"A chance to make more Science Oprahs?"
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"27 Hours. That's the name of the rock-climbing movie."
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"- I knew it. I knew it. - No."
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"- Hey, Ava. Ava. - AVA: With the..."
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"- Right. Gifted program. - Yes."
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"You know, my sorority sisters are always bragging"
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"about how they have these smart kids they gave birth to."
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"I could be like Charles Xavier with legs,"
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"with hundreds of smart kids that I didn't give birth to,"
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"obviously. (chuckles)"
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"Go ahead and start your little mutant academy."
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"Yes! Thank you."
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"(chuckles)"
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"Take that, Crystal."
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"(school bell rings, children shouting)"
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"So, I called to book it,"
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"and they told me they don't do a foot facial."
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