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Clips from The Great North - Pride & Prejudance Adventure (S01E01)

"♪ Look up there ♪"
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"♪ What do you see? ♪"
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"♪ Nature and stuff ♪"
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"-♪ Like a rock ♪ -♪ And a tree ♪"
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"♪ Oh, the Great North ♪"
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"♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪"
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"♪ Catch some fish ♪"
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"♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪"
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"♪ Wow ♪"
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"♪ Oh, the Great North ♪"
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"♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪"
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"♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪"
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"♪ From longest night to longest day ♪"
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"♪ In the Great North. ♪"
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"Good morning, Alanis Morissette."
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"It is I, Judy Tobin, queen of courtship and boys."
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"(yawning): Are you okay? It's 4:30 a.m."
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"Yup. Today, I ask Crispin Cienfuegos,"
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"the hottest mall hottie in the mall, to be my date"
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"to the Thomas Wintersbone Memorial Ladies' Choice Dance."
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"In the past, I've always invited my best platonic guy-friend Gill Beavers."
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"But... (chuckles) I'm a sophisticated adult woman now."
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"And you deserve a sophisticated adult dance experience."
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"Exactly! Just like Thomas Wintersbone would have wanted."
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"Are you familiar with our school's most famous teacher Thomas Wintersbone?"
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"Oh, yes, I'm very familiar. You've told me many times..."
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"You can't talk about 1800s Lone Moose without talking about Thomas Wintersbone."
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"ALANIS: Oh, here we go."
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"JUDY: He... was... everywhere."
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"Thomas was a gregarious man"
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"with a passion for the arts and letters."
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"A passion that eventually led him to become a schoolteacher."
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"And it was there that he met the love of his life, Ruby,"
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"the school's hardworking groundskeeper."
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"But when Thomas asked"
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"for Ruby's hand in marriage, her father objected."
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"He thought Thomas's "indoor disposition" would make"
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"for a weak provider, so he challenged Thomas"
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"to survive a month alone in the Lone Moose wilderness"
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"to prove his strength."
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"Desperate to be with his beloved, Thomas accepted."
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"He promised Ruby that once he returned,"
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"they would wed and live together in two side-by-side cabins,"
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"because, as the saying goes,"
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""Their love couldn't be contained by just one cabin.""
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"And so, brave Thomas headed off into the wilderness."
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"He died in a blizzard almost immediately."
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"That's very sad."
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"And very romantic."
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"When his body was discovered by trappers,"
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"Thomas hadn't even built himself a shelter."
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"Instead, he was surrounded by puppets he'd constructed."
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"The puppets did have their own shelter."
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"And outhouse. And tiny stage."
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"Ruby was heartbroken."
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"She spent the rest of her days living in just one cabin"
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"with her best friend Anne."
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"To this very day,"
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"the Lone Moose School celebrates this epic love story"
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"with a dance. The girls invite the boys,"
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"and the boys who don't get invited stand outside"
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"in the snow for an hour in homage to Thomas."
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"But Crispin won't be one of those boys"
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"because he'll be trotting into dance land with moi,"
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"like an elegant little horse. (whinnies)"
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"Ooh, and speaking of elegance, I bought a new eye shadow"
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"called Girl Boss Blue, and I better go slather that on."
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"Okay, but don't slather for them, Judy. Slather for you!"
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"-(grunts) -Dad, you could have died"
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"or ripped the banner."
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"-What's all this about? -Brian called last night."
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"He's coming up from Anchorage"
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"for the weekend to have dinner with a client."
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"Uncle Brian's coming? Sick!"
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"It is very sick, and I want everything to be perfect."
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"It's been a full year since he moved to that urban hellhole"
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"to launch his hot tub business. Poor guy."
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"I'm sure he can't wait to hang out with me"
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"and do all our old favorite activities,"
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"like fishing and then talking about how fishing went."
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"Hold up. There's a real-life entrepreneur coming to visit?"
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"Wolf and I have a few very exciting business ideas,"
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"and we've been looking for investors."
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"But it's hard to find a backer we can trust."
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"Some of these concepts are pure gold,"
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"and you never know who might try to steal them."
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"Including... (quietly): Jeff Bezos."
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"Always listening with his Alexas."
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"I just needed new towels, Jeffrey!"
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"It's not my personality!"
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"(gasps) Good morning, banner. You're new."
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"Uh-oh, Judy. I know attention-seeking eye shadow"
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"when I see it. Who hurt you? Where is he?!"
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"Actually, it's yours Jude-ly who'll be doing the heart-breaking today."
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"I'm asking Crispin Cienfuegos to be my date"
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"to the Thomas Wintersbone Memorial Ladies' Choice Dance."
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"Samantha R. always invites me."
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"We share a mutual respect for the worm:"
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"the lowliest of creatures, the funkiest of dances."
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"How about you, Ham? Any special guys caught your eyes?"
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"Eh, not lately. Besides, it's ladies' choice."
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"I'll just wait till Principal Gibbons invites in all the left-behinds."
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"Actually, Ham, your cousin Becca's gonna be in town."
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"-She'll invite you inside. -Score!"
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"Nothing could be cooler than going to a dance with your cousin."
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"Well, Crispin said yes!"
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"To making me these wildberry smoothies."
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"You know, Judy, you shouldn't feel pressure to go with Crispin"
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"just because he's the hot new thing, fresh in from Michigan."
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"Why not go with Gill Beavers again?"
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"He's so sweet. Like an elderly pharmacist."
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"Gill's too sweet. And Steven Huang was a dry run."
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"But this is a wet run."
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"Politely, I don't think you know what you're saying."
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"What happened when you tried to ask?"
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"I went into a kind of hypnosis."
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"He talks with his mouth open, and I could see down his throat,"
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"which was very exciting to me."
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"-Oh! Been there! -And I just kept ordering smoothies,"
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"because I could only remember one word in my fugue state:"
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