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Clips from Lucifer - Til Death Do Us Part (S03E03)

"you put the guest book where I can see it."
Lucifer
"Don't worry, Decker, we'll be checking handwriting"
Lucifer
"as we go along, I just hope people show up"
Lucifer
"after Lucifer's antics."
Lucifer
"Ah, I've simply piqued their curiosity."
Lucifer
"Oh, we... we'd like everyone to sign."
Lucifer
"Please."
Lucifer
"Makes it more personal."
Lucifer
"Um, why is that hummus so far away from the crudités?"
Lucifer
"- What? - Everyone knows"
Lucifer
"you put the snacks next to the dipping sauce. I..."
Lucifer
"Why do I feel like I'm the only one putting"
Lucifer
"any effort into anything?"
Lucifer
"Probably because you're making everything about you."
Lucifer
"Me?"
Lucifer
"In case you've forgotten, I am doing this for you."
Lucifer
"- Really? - Yes, really."
Lucifer
"And if you're not committed, then there's no point"
Lucifer
"to us even being here."
Lucifer
"The only reason I'm here is because I have to be."
Lucifer
"- Ah. - Everything else is just an empty promise."
Lucifer
"You have no idea what you're doing."
Lucifer
"I beg your pardon?"
Lucifer
"You say you're a man of your word."
Lucifer
"But you're not."
Lucifer
"Can't believe he just said that."
Lucifer
"Excuse me!"
Lucifer
"Lucifer."
Lucifer
"Lucifer."
Lucifer
"What the hell are you guys doing back there?"
Lucifer
"This is a sting... you can't just leave in the middle of it."
Lucifer
"I just can't be around him right now."
Lucifer
"Lucifer, sometimes when you go undercover,"
Lucifer
"things get real, people get on each other's nerves."
Lucifer
"But here's the thing:"
Lucifer
"you can't change your partner."
Lucifer
"Tell me about it."
Lucifer
"Okay... as hard as it is right now,"
Lucifer
"I need you to stick it out until the job's done."
Lucifer
"Pierce is never gonna be the guy who cares about"
Lucifer
"where the hummus is, or whatever."
Lucifer
"But he does care about what matters."
Lucifer
"Like solving this case."
Lucifer
"He can't do it without you, and he knows that."
Lucifer
"- Does he? - Yes, he does."
Lucifer
"So, please, get back in there"
Lucifer
"and get those signatures."
Lucifer
"Right."
Lucifer
"You moved the nachos."
Lucifer
"Well, yeah, I didn't want anyone to spill salsa..."
Lucifer
"Into the macaroni."
Lucifer
"Wasn't sure you were coming back."
Lucifer
"I made you a promise."
Lucifer
"And I am a man of my word,"
Lucifer
"no matter what you may think."
Lucifer
"I may have overreacted."
Lucifer
"I'm sorry."
Lucifer
"Thank you."
Lucifer
"But..."
Lucifer
"you were right about one thing."
Lucifer
"I don't have all the answers."
Lucifer
"But I hope that"
Lucifer
"we can find them... together."
Lucifer
"I mean, after all, you may be the only person on this planet"
Lucifer
"who truly understands me."
Lucifer
"I'm not ready to give up on that."
Lucifer
"Aw..."
Lucifer
"Wow. Cover officially restored."
Lucifer
"Okay, now can we please check the book for signatures?"
Lucifer
"Forgive me."
Lucifer
"Ah, Marcie, uh,"
Lucifer
"some words for the chef?"
Lucifer
"Ooh, I've got mustard on..."
Lucifer
"Some words for the chef!"
Lucifer
"Lovely. Would you mind working the word "pervert""
Lucifer
"in there somewhere?"
Lucifer
"Could you address it to "scheming whore"?"
Lucifer
"Just a little private joke for Marc."
Lucifer
"Brian said he signed for us both already."
Lucifer
"Well, Marc and I would like everyone to write"
Lucifer
"- a little message, if you don't mind. - Oh."
Lucifer
"Okay. Uh, let's see."
Lucifer
"Actually, um, I think it's, uh..."
Lucifer
"I think it's time for us to go, dear."
Lucifer
"But we just got here."
Lucifer
"Uh, yeah, I know, but we really"
Lucifer
"need to go."
Lucifer
"Brian, please. What-wh-what are you doing?"
Lucifer
"Just put the book down."
Lucifer
"- Brian! - Brian..."
Lucifer
"- Brian, please... - Just a little message."
Lucifer
"No, no, no, I know what you guys are"
Lucifer
"- trying to do here. - Brian."
Lucifer
"Hey, Brian, just relax, okay."
Lucifer
"Just calm down."
Lucifer
"Take it easy."
Lucifer
"Everybody get back!"
Lucifer
"Go on, get back. All right, yeah? Get back."
Lucifer
"Brian. Bri..."
Lucifer
"We're leaving."
Lucifer
"Thanks. It was great."
Lucifer
"- What about hedge trimmers? - Tried it. Didn't work."
Lucifer
"- Put it down, Brian. - Uh..."
Lucifer
"I didn't want to hurt anybody."
Lucifer
"I know. And I know you don't want to hurt anyone right now."
Lucifer
"You're not a killer, you're just protecting one."
Lucifer
"Brian, what is she talking about?"
Lucifer
"You wrote the threatening note to June."
Lucifer
"We accused your husband, but he must have"
Lucifer
"recognized your handwriting when we showed it to him."
Lucifer
"That's why he didn't want you signing the guest book."
Lucifer
"You know?"
Lucifer
"How could you do something so stupid, babe?"
Lucifer
"I'm not stupid."
Lucifer
"I know that you and June were having an affair."
Lucifer
"- No. - I saw you"
Lucifer
"sneaking around with her,"
Lucifer
"and then you lost all that weight."
Lucifer
"I thought I would just write her"
Lucifer
"one of those notes to scare her off,"
Lucifer
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