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Clips from Grumpy Old Men

TV Series 1993–2006 30 min 1,508 clips
Sport Talk-Show

Credits

[TRAIN HORN HONKS]
"[TRAIN HORN HONKS]"
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[HORNS HONKING]
"[HORNS HONKING]"
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[BELLS TOLLING]
"[BELLS TOLLING]"
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SNYDER: Mr. Gustafson, I have to talk to you.
"SNYDER: Mr. Gustafson, I have to talk to you."
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Mr. Gustafson, will you answer the door, please?
"Mr. Gustafson, will you answer the door, please?"
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I know you're in there.
"I know you're in there."
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It's no use pretending this isn't happening, Mr. Gustafson.
"It's no use pretending this isn't happening, Mr. Gustafson."
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I can't keep coming back here every couple of days.
"I can't keep coming back here every couple of days."
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You have to talk to me.
"You have to talk to me."
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Mr. Gustafson, I'm just trying to help you.
"Mr. Gustafson, I'm just trying to help you."
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Come on, answer the door.
"Come on, answer the door."
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I'm just gonna keep knocking.
"I'm just gonna keep knocking."
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I'm gonna keep ringing the bell, so you might as well answer the door.
"I'm gonna keep ringing the bell, so you might as well answer the door."
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[DOORBELL RINGING]
"[DOORBELL RINGING]"
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We know you're in there.
"We know you're in there."
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Think of the neighbors, Mr. Gustafson.
"Think of the neighbors, Mr. Gustafson."
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There's a letter for you, Mr. Gustafson.
"There's a letter for you, Mr. Gustafson."
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I suggest you read it.
"I suggest you read it."
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- Morning, dickhead. - Hello, moron.
"- Morning, dickhead. - Hello, moron."
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What are you, uh...
"What are you, uh..."
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Never mind. Just forget it.
"Never mind. Just forget it."
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- Who's the guy yakking at your door? - Mind your own business.
"- Who's the guy yakking at your door? - Mind your own business."
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[MOCKING TONE] "Mind your own business."
"[MOCKING TONE] "Mind your own business.""
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- Tie your shoelace. You'll fall. - Aw, shut up.
"- Tie your shoelace. You'll fall. - Aw, shut up."
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We're having a heat wave here.
"We're having a heat wave here."
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[SINGING "HEAT WAVE"]
"[SINGING "HEAT WAVE"]"
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Somebody moving into the old Clickner place.
"Somebody moving into the old Clickner place."
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[MOVERS CHATTERING]
"[MOVERS CHATTERING]"
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- Gee, you picked up on that, Sherlock. SNYDER: Excuse me.
"- Gee, you picked up on that, Sherlock. SNYDER: Excuse me."
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I wonder if you gentlemen could tell me...
"I wonder if you gentlemen could tell me..."
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...uh, where I could find Mr. Gustafson?
"...uh, where I could find Mr. Gustafson?"
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No. Gustafson? No, no, sorry.
"No. Gustafson? No, no, sorry."
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- Mr. John Gustafson? - That's right.
"- Mr. John Gustafson? - That's right."
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[MAX MUTTERING]
"[MAX MUTTERING]"
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You mean the lowlife, ass-wipe...
"You mean the lowlife, ass-wipe..."
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...egg-sucker John Gustafson? - Oh.
"...egg-sucker John Gustafson? - Oh."
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Have you seen him?
"Have you seen him?"
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Man's crazy. Loco.
"Man's crazy. Loco."
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Always hanging out around those kinky strip bars.
"Always hanging out around those kinky strip bars."
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- What? - Where men take their clothes off.
"- What? - Where men take their clothes off."
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Oh, for God's sake.
"Oh, for God's sake."
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That's, of course, if he's taken his medication.
"That's, of course, if he's taken his medication."
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Medication?
"Medication?"
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Yes. Without it, he could be anywhere.
"Yes. Without it, he could be anywhere."
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Wandering around, talking to the trees.
"Wandering around, talking to the trees."
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Believe me, this man is a menace. He's always drinking, starting fights.
"Believe me, this man is a menace. He's always drinking, starting fights."
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Isn't that right?
"Isn't that right?"
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- But have you seen him? - No, sorry.
"- But have you seen him? - No, sorry."
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I think, perhaps...
"I think, perhaps..."
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Um, no.
"Um, no."
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- No. No. - No.
"- No. No. - No."
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If you see him...
"If you see him..."
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...would you give him this and tell him he must contact...
"...would you give him this and tell him he must contact..."
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...Mr. Snyder as soon as possible. - Yes. Uh-huh. Okay.
"...Mr. Snyder as soon as possible. - Yes. Uh-huh. Okay."
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- Schneider. - Snyder.
"- Schneider. - Snyder."
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That's me. It's important.
"That's me. It's important."
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Important? Yes, sir. We'll tell him when we see him.
"Important? Yes, sir. We'll tell him when we see him."
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[MAX LAUGHS]
"[MAX LAUGHS]"
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[JOHN LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY]
"[JOHN LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY]"
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[GRUNTS]
"[GRUNTS]"
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- Oops. - Oh, look out!
"- Oops. - Oh, look out!"
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Watch out for that ice there.
"Watch out for that ice there."
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Slippery. Very slippery.
"Slippery. Very slippery."
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Right.
"Right."
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Holy moly.
"Holy moly."
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[MOVERS CHATTERING]
"[MOVERS CHATTERING]"
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Jesus.
"Jesus."
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[HORN HONKS]
"[HORN HONKS]"
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A men's strip joint?
"A men's strip joint?"
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[CHUCKLING]
"[CHUCKLING]"
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Idiot.
"Idiot."
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[JOHN GRUNTS]
"[JOHN GRUNTS]"
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Thirty days.
"Thirty days."
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That's just great.
"That's just great."
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[PLAYING SOFT MUSIC]
"[PLAYING SOFT MUSIC]"
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MAN [ON TV]: Remington MicroScreen Rechargeable Shaver so much...
"MAN [ON TV]: Remington MicroScreen Rechargeable Shaver so much..."
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...I bought the company.
"...I bought the company."
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It shaves as close as a blade, or I'll give you your money back.
"It shaves as close as a blade, or I'll give you your money back."
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The first microscreen is so thin it shaves incredibly close.
"The first microscreen is so thin it shaves incredibly close."
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The second even closer. Remington's American...
"The second even closer. Remington's American..."
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You should have seen Mrs. Carlson's face when he said, "It's a keeper."
"You should have seen Mrs. Carlson's face when he said, "It's a keeper.""
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Oh, cold enough for you? Brr!
"Oh, cold enough for you? Brr!"
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Oh, shut up, fat-ass.
"Oh, shut up, fat-ass."
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It's not even Thanksgiving, and here we are enjoying our lovely fall weather.
"It's not even Thanksgiving, and here we are enjoying our lovely fall weather."
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Six inches of snow on the ground already...
"Six inches of snow on the ground already..."
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...with traveler's advisories in effect throughout our area tonight...
"...with traveler's advisories in effect throughout our area tonight..."
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...you'd be advised to stay inside and have yourself...
"...you'd be advised to stay inside and have yourself..."
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...a warm, home-cooked meal.
"...a warm, home-cooked meal."
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How'd you like a clue for what's coming up this week?
"How'd you like a clue for what's coming up this week?"
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It's snow, snow, and more snow.
"It's snow, snow, and more snow."
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We've got snow coming into our area all week long.
"We've got snow coming into our area all week long."
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Come Sunday afternoon, another cold front...
"Come Sunday afternoon, another cold front..."
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[MOTOR REVVING OUTSIDE]
"[MOTOR REVVING OUTSIDE]"
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[DOG BARKING OUTSIDE]
"[DOG BARKING OUTSIDE]"
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[REVVING CONTINUES]
"[REVVING CONTINUES]"
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[GRUNTS]
"[GRUNTS]"
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What the hell?
"What the hell?"
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[REVVING CONTINUES]
"[REVVING CONTINUES]"
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Holy moly.
"Holy moly."
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Oh, my God.
"Oh, my God."
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[WHISTLES SOFTLY]
"[WHISTLES SOFTLY]"
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MOVER 1 : Got it. MOVER 2: There we are.
"MOVER 1 : Got it. MOVER 2: There we are."
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MOVER 3: This up front? MOVER 4: Yeah.
"MOVER 3: This up front? MOVER 4: Yeah."
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[SAW BUZZING]
"[SAW BUZZING]"
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[JOHN LAUGHS]
"[JOHN LAUGHS]"
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You're still using that beat-up piece of firewood?
"You're still using that beat-up piece of firewood?"
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The Green Hornet's caught more fish than you've lied about, Gustafson.
"The Green Hornet's caught more fish than you've lied about, Gustafson."
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
"Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah."
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- You see her? - Huh?
"- You see her? - Huh?"
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Drives pretty fast on that snowmobile.
"Drives pretty fast on that snowmobile."
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- Pretty damn fast. - Yeah.
"- Pretty damn fast. - Yeah."
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Did you hear about Eddie Hicks?
"Did you hear about Eddie Hicks?"
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Hypothermia's a bitch.
"Hypothermia's a bitch."
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Not quick like a stroke.
"Not quick like a stroke."
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A stroke is no damn good. You could end up like a vegetable.
"A stroke is no damn good. You could end up like a vegetable."
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Give me a cardiac any day.
"Give me a cardiac any day."
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MAX: You know what Jacob said?
"MAX: You know what Jacob said?"
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Jacob said that old Billy Hinshel was killed in a car crash.
"Jacob said that old Billy Hinshel was killed in a car crash."
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Head-on collision with a freight truck.
"Head-on collision with a freight truck."
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Cleared his car straight over the bridge into the Mississippi.
"Cleared his car straight over the bridge into the Mississippi."
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