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Clips from Big Mouth (2017) - Sugarbush (S05E05)

"I broke the sacred code!"
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"Well, well, well, look at what the cat shit out."
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"I bet you want to, like, throttle me right now."
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"No, Lola. I don't want to do anything to you anymore."
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"I'm just a loose, empty foreskin with, ta-da, no coin inside. You win."
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"Alas, like the war on drugs,"
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"I might have won, but, like, at what cost?"
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"[crickets chirping]"
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"You guys, holy shit! There's a phone in the bathroom."
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"Ooh, let's use it to call for movie times."
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"-Well, see you later, everybody. -Whoa, whoa. Where are you two going?"
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"-Uh, to our room? -I thought Val was sleeping with Judd."
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"I'm sleeping in the woods. Peace, losers."
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"[rope rasping]"
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"There's only three rooms, and Dad said Val and I could have our own."
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"Without consulting me?"
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"I thought I speak for you and you speak for me."
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"Well, who said that?"
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"Well, I did, but I was speaking for you, so it was kind of like you said it to me."
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"Okay. I'm going to take a bath."
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"And Elliot? I will sprinkle my own rose petals on top."
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"Oh, no."
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"So how do you wanna do this?"
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"Connie and I usually just sleep in a pile with our thumb up each other's asses."
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"Well, I hold myself to a higher standard than Connie."
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"For example, she refers to herself as a hormone "monstress,""
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"whereas I prefer hormone "monster,""
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"You don't call a female doctor a "doctress.""
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"Oh, I most certainly do."
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"But I don't call my dentist a "dentress.""
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"I call her my tooth barber."
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"What do you call your dental hygienist?"
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"Tooth barber's little helper."
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"[grunts]"
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"Looks like I won't be needing my instruments of magic anymore."
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"-Abraca-dumpster. [sighs] -[gruff voice] Hey, kid, I like tricks."
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"I'll let you dazzle me."
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"Really? Even though I'm a disbarred magician?"
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"Yeah, yeah, but first, you gotta do something for me."
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"I want you to sit on me with no pants, like one of my college students."
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"[hesitantly] Okay, so if I rub my balls all over your face,"
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"then you'll pick a card for me?"
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"Sure, but my bed bugs get to watch."
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"Yeah, fuck our futon like we're a couple of cuck-roaches. [laughs]"
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"[Maury] So the recipe calls for Monterey Jack,"
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"but you can do it with any shredded cheese."
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"And you said you're putting all of this in a pair of panties?"
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"Yeah, it's a panties burrito. It's an easy weeknight meal."
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"Oh, my God, Jay! What the fuck are you doing?"
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"[grunts] I'm getting ready to dazzle this filthy futon."
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"This is great. Jay has hit rock bottom."
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"Perfect time for you to rock his bottom."
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"Do I look like a Republican congressman in an airport bathroom?"
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"I'm not taking advantage of him, it's too sad."
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"-Aw. -I think I actually wanna help him?"
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"Whoa, kinky!"
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"Jay, put on your pants. We're getting you cleaned up."
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"No offense, Matthew, but I'm not worthy of a gay makeover montage."
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"No offense taken, Jay, because I'm just gonna hose you down in my driveway."
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"-[air hissing] -Do my parents not even care"
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"that Val's gonna try to screw Leah tonight?"
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"Bad guys like him get away with everything!"
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"And meanwhile, you're stuck here with Dork Vader."
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"Hey, Andrew, can you turn that stupid thing off?"
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"I definitely cannot."
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"You see, without my pediatric CPAP machine,"
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"I'll choke myself to the edge of death."
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"-But not in the way that he likes! -[groans]"
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"So, shall we make-a da love?"
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"Why would you tell Leah she and Val could have their own room?"
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"Leah asked, and I could never say no to one of my kids,"
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"unless they asked me if I could possibly love them more."
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"-Ugh. -And now for the love."
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"I'm not "makin' da love," Elliot!"
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"I'm angry and I'm going to bed."
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"No! If you go to bed angry, I won't be able to sleep,"
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"and then I won't have the energy to cherish you tomorrow."
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"[groans] Oh…"
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"[Leah moaning softly]"
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"Well, he's been digging his dick into your hip for about 30 minutes,"
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"so I think he's ready if you are."
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"Hey, it seems like it might be time to go "ice skating.""
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"Sure, but I'd rather have sex."
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"Yeah, sex."
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"[chuckles] I mean sex, Val."
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"Yeah, I know, let me just put on my "ice knives"."
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"I--I mean, condom."
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"The brand is Ice Knives. They're the biggest."
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"-Okay, here we go. -[classical music plays]"
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"[in Russian accent] That's right, my little vodka potato."
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"-Let's chicken his Kiev. -Whoa…"
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"Yeah. Okay, I can do this."
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"-[rock music plays] -Ladies and gentlemen, let's fuck Leah!"
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"Whoa!"
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"-Now, where do I-- -Not there."
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"-There, is that it? -Nope, excuse me, that's private."
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"-Okay, that hurts a little… -¿Dónde está la biblioteca?"
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"Oh! You're in."
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"We should start with simple move."
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"Make trip around rink, wave to judges."
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"-[grunts] Careful! -Yeah! You like that?"
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"Um, yeah, it's okay."
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"We try new position. Go for the lift!"
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"-I'm about to have a miracle on ice! -Ah!"
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"[sighs] Wow, that was amazing. Right, babe?"
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"[hesitantly] Yeah, totally amazing, babe."
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"Liar! That was not amazing."
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"It was pokey and fast and chaos."
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"I know!"
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"He promised you a happy cry, but left you feeling crappy and dry."
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"I'm gonna go check movie times in the bathroom."
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"Thanks for letting Jay stay here while he gets over his girlfriend."
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"Oh, that poor baby."
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"I heard that Skumpy girl absolutely annihilated him."
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"Who did you hear that from?"
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"Her! She's going door-to-door telling everybody."
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"It's all anyone my age group is talking about."
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"I-- Oh, and there he is now!"
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"[chuckles] Look at you. You look like a chipmunk going to a job interview."
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"[sighs] Thanks, Mr. Matthew."
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