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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - You Shook Me (S05E05)

"Ah, the annual nurses' convention."
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"You know, according to my bathroom reading..."
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"all nurses are actually horny for high school boys."
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"Why do you think those hospital gowns have no backs?"
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"So the nurses can check out your ass."
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"Look at this sexy stampede."
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"It's like Wild Kingdom."
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"I will stalk their sexy herd like a lion."
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"I cannot run as fast, but let's see a lion put on this much cologne."
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"Oh, look, Red!"
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"All of my colleagues gathered together to talk about health and medicine."
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"And to drink until their livers turn into cocktail onions."
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"- Red, it is not that bad. - Yeah?"
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"What about last year when you and your buddies took the bellboy's pants?"
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"Well, they were all wet."
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"Because you threw him in the pool!"
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"- Oh, hey, Roy. - Hi, guys."
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"Oh, st-stay away from this batch of egg rolls."
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"- They were on the floor. - Oh, you dropped 'em?"
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"No, I was lying down."
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"You know, if I were God, this is what heaven would be like-"
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"pretty girls in white and free egg rolls."
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"Fez, I thought you said heaven would be French maids..."
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"with licorice hair and gumdrop nipples."
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"Oh, no, that's my 30th birthday."
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"Hi there."
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"- So, do you work here? - Yeah, I'm stuck here all night."
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"That's good. 'Cause I'll probably be doin' some things I'll regret later."
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"If you're interested."
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"Thanks for the offer, but, uh, I have a girlfriend."
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"What a coincidence. I have a room."
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"You know, I... don't have a girlfriend."
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"But I have, uh, written several love letters to Barbara Walters, so, uh-"
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"Oh, Roy, you're goin' after the wrong ones, man."
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"You gotta think like a lion and pick off the weakest member of the herd."
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"Well, like that one, with the braces and the desperate eyes."
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"Oh, she's not makin' it past sundown."
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"[Growls]"
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"Aw! Look at him."
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"All tuckered out from a day of chasing nurses."
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"Yeah, he's like a gigantic, horny baby."
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"I bet he's havin' sweet dreams."
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"Welcome to the clinic for sexy foreigners."
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"Tell me where it hurts, baby."
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"Oh, I have a bad case of horniness for nurses."
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"What you need is a sexy sponge bath."
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"I like the way you... operate."
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"How's that?"
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"- It's not bad. - But I sure am."
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"Yes, you are, naughty nurse."
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"Maybe you need a little spanking."
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"[Michael] Maybe I do."
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"Now, why don't you turn your head and cough?"
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"Aah!"
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"- Oh, what's the problem, buddy? - Aah!"
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"- What's the problem, buddy? - Aah!"
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"(Rock Group Singing)"
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"(Ends)"
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"Hello, Wisconsin!"
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"So, anyways, Eric, me and Joanne feel real bad since Red fired you."
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"So, we decided to get you a job..."
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"on account of we're pretty sure you're not gonna be successful on your own."
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"Isn't that great?"
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"See, now you can save up for school, and we can get married."
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"Wow. I had heard crazy rumors that sometimes parents help children..."
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"but I just always thought it was some kind of beautiful fairy tale."
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"A position opened up at my company, and it's yours if you want it."
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"Oh, my God! I'll take it. This is great!"
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"Yep. She's as generous in real life as she is in the sack."
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"[Groans]"
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"Wow, that's... wildly inappropriate."
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"So, Joanne, about my new job- [Chuckles]"
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"- I don't even know where you work. - The dog-food factory."
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"The-"
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"The dog-food factory!"
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"I didn't see that comin'."
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"- Hey! - Hey."
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"- How was your day? - Oh, it was brutal!"
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"How can nurses wolf down mini pizzas..."
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"right after watching a film strip on butt rashes?"
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"Yeah. No, I know. Michael and I were hangin' at The Hub..."
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"- and he told me it's been tough. - What?"
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"No, no, no. You don't need to be hangin' out with Kelso alone."
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"- Why not? - Because I don't trust him."
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"Yeah, but don't you trust me?"
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"No!"
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"Haven't you been paying attention? I don't trust anything."
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"I don't trust the government. I don't trust the newspapers."
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"I'm not even sure what time we think it is right now is really what time it is."
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"But most of all, I don't trust you and Kelso alone together."
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"[Sighs] All right."
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"You know what? I guess I deserve that."
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"So, I promise I won't be alone with Michael anymore."
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"However, I do think you're making a big deal out of nothing."
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"That's what you said after you yelled "get off my boyfriend"..."
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"- when you saw Kelso kissing Annette. - Okay, what do I have to do..."
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"to get you to stop bringing that up?"
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"I'm not doing that."
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"Then I'm gonna keep bringin' it up."
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"All right! Let's play some ball."
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"Why would you slap me on the butt?"
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"Is there something about me that would make you think..."
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"that I, a boy, would like you, another boy, to put his hand on my butt?"
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"Uh, no?"
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"Then keep your hands to yourself, butt-slapper."
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"- [Chuckles] - Okay."
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"- Let's just play some ball. - Yeah."
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"All right. Me and Fez are shirts. You and Donna be skins?"
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"Once again, Kelso, you're not gonna fool me into being skins."
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"Loosen up, Big "D.""
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"Fine! We'll be skins!"
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"Oh, look at Mr. Handsome taking his shirt off. [Chuckles]"
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"As if that were something that I would dream about."
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"Okay, what is your problem, man?"
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"It's just-"
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"Okay. Um..."
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"has anyone ever had a dream where you were with a girl?"
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"Oh, hell, yeah. Miss October."
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"- Hey! - And-And you know what I said to her?"
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"I said, "Get the hell out of my dream, Miss October."
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