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Clips from Hot Shots!

"Three Purple Hearts, presidential commendation."
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"Then this incident, the Dominic Farnham death."
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"1971, his Visa card was canceled."
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"1975, a broken man,"
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"suffocated while working the night shift in a Fotomat booth."
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"Tell me how these events affected you."
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"Well, I... I don't think about it much."
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"That was a long time ago."
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"Now if you'll excuse me, I have some guns to grease."
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"Lieutenant..."
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"Have you thought about seeing a psychiatrist on a regular basis?"
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"I thought you'd never ask."
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"I mean professionally."
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"Thanks, Doctor."
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"Thanks for the advice."
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"- Be careful out there. - Don't worry. I can take care of myself."
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"- No. You're going to get hurt. - I don't need your help, or anybody's."
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"I'll be just fine."
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"Are you OK?"
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"Yeah. I'm fine."
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"Oh..."
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"Attention on deck."
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"At ease, men."
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"Be seated."
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"Many of you are wondering what's wrong with my pants."
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"Well, they started running short of material right before"
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"they got to the knee. So don't give me any shit."
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"Now, I look out there at all of you guys and I say to myself:"
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"what I wouldn't give to be 20 years younger,"
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"and a woman."
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"You know, I've flown over 194 missions, and I was shot down on every one."
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"Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life. Now,"
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"you men'll be piloting the backbone of our proud American arsenal:"
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"the Oscar EW 5894 Phallus tactical fighter bomber."
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"Its lightweight sweptwing design makes it extremely maneuverable and agile."
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"Beneath its 21st-century skin is a highly advanced avionics and weapons package."
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"Designed for speed and combat acrobatics,"
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"it features the latest Mrs Halver series 3800 radar-jamming Framus."
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"- Admiral. - Nurse."
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"Sleepy Weasel's success depends on our maneuvering below enemy radar."
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"I wanna see a major display of low-level flying. Topper, Kent, you're up first."
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"- Show me what you can do. - Copy that, Purple Fluffer Nutter."
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"Roger that, Milli Vanilli Chilly Willy."
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"Bring 'em down, boys. I want your bellies to scrape the sagebrush."
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"Let's see who's the best."
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"I'm heading for the canyon floor."
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"- For your information, I'm at 150 feet. - I'm at 3rd and Main."
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"Very pretty, but enough hot-dogging, Harley."
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"Just checkin' the traffic."
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"- How'd I do, big fella? - Don't get me started, Harley."
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"Cut the chatter. Topper, that was vintage Buzz Harley."
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"You and your dad are two of a kind."
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"Your ego's writin' cheques your body can't cash."
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"Topper! What are you doing? Get back in formation!"
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"Topper, you weren't clear to detach."
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"- What was that all about? - I, uh... thought I saw Elvis."
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"Let it go, Topper. The King is gone. Let's head for home."
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"Not again!"
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"I need a landing clearance for runway 30... 30 something."
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"30-thirty-something's been canceled. Go to runway 2-niner."
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"Wash Out, what the hell are you doin'? Pull it up."
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"Wash Out, where the hell are you? What is your location? You're off of radar."
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"Repeat: what is your location?"
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"♪ It's not unusual to be loved by anyone"
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"- Goin' up? - Yes."
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"Can I press your button?"
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"No, you've been slavin' over hot psychotics all day. Let me get that."
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"- Interesting perfume. - It's Vicks. I have a cold."
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"Ah."
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"Lieutenant, you're staring."
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"No, not really. I'm lost in your eyes."
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"That is the whitest white part of the eye I've ever seen. Do you floss?"
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"You're very confident, aren't you?"
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"When you have 10,000 pounds of thrust at your command, you have to be."
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"Lieutenant, please. I'm talking to you as a psychiatrist."
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"I'm recommending that you be grounded."
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"- You've got to be joking. - If I were joking, I'd have said..."
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""What do you do with an elephant with three balls?""
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""You walk him and pitch to the rhino.""
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"You are serious."
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"It's the best thing for you, and the mission."
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"The best would be if you'd stop tryin' to run my life."
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"I'm a pilot, and nobody's gonna keep me out of the sky."
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"Ladies and gentlemen! Twelve rounds of boxing"
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"for the WBA WBC WPA RSVP"
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"Heavyweight Championship of the World!"
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"Introducing celebrities at ringside,"
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"please welcome His Holiness, the very popular pontiff,"
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"Pope John Paul II!"
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"Second!"
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"Lieutenant Commander Block. We meet at last."
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"- Isn't this place a little public? - No, a crowd offers remarkable anonymity."
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"How are we doing at Dudley?"
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"Oh, we're right on schedule."
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"Can't quite get a reading on Admiral Benson,"
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"but Topper Harley's playing into our hands."
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"Here's his evaluation. A clear-cut case of Paternal Conflict Syndrome."
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"Ah, yes. PCS."
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"I saw an Afterschool Special on that. They're years away from a vaccine."
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"Every time I mention Buzz's name, Topper goes off."
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"There's no way the unit will function, and I'll abort the mission."
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"The Navy's planes will seem inferior"
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"and the president will come begging for my superfighter."
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"And, best of all, nobody gets hurt."
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"Well done, Lieutenant Commander."
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"America can't afford to fall behind, Mr Wilson. We need your plane."
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"This should be a good match. Both men work for Don King."
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"Well, fans, that's it."
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"Good night. I'm outta here!"
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"The Strafing Run proudly presents Lawrence Lipps!"
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"And now..."
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"♪ What the world needs"
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"Thank you!"
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"♪ Is love"
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"Thank you so much!"
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"♪ That's the only thing that there's just too darn little of"
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"Ramada?"
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"- Kent! - Ramada!"
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"Qu'est-ce que je suis contente de te revoir."
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"Argh! My eyes!"
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