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Clips from The Goldbergs - Crazy Calls (S04E04)

"In the cafeteria with the normals."
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"Yeah, I said it."
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"Come on. I'll cut you a check."
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"No. You can't send us back in the wild."
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"We've been domesticated."
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"Guys, guys, guys."
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"I think the silver lining here is that Mike Z. Talked."
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"You shut it. Shut it, Goldberg."
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"You know, it's kind of funny how the drive got cheesed"
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"just after you joined our crew."
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"Mike, Mike, it's me."
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"I wouldn't cheese the drive."
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"- Well, me and Mike Levy are kosher. - Way of life."
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"And Rog, Mink, and Alvie are lactose-intolerant."
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"Come at me."
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"But every day,"
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"you eat the same turkey and cheese sandwich."
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"Get some."
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"That is the lunch my mom always makes me."
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"Mom."
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"(CROWD GROANS)"
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"Boy, Al, we are lucky to get these seats."
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"Yep. Pure luck."
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"Oh, look who it is!"
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"Hey, is that Pops and Father over there?"
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"Well, this is a very unplanned coincidence."
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"- Damn it. - Damn it."
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"Hey, now you two can talk in person like normal humans."
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"Pop Pop, let's trade seats."
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"That is a crap trade, and you know it."
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"Mur, sit here."
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"I'm fine here on the end. Thank you."
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"Hey, Bar, tell Murray to flag down the soft pretzel guy."
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"Erica, tell Pops to tell Dad, Pop Pop wants a pretzel."
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"Um, Pops, tell Dad that Pop Pop would appreciate it"
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"if he bought him a pretzel."
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"Murray, buy your dad a pretzel."
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"Tell him to buy his own damn pretzel!"
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"No go, Erica."
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"Barry, Dad kindly declines the pretzel purchasing."
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"Pop Pop, Dad said to get bent and buy your own."
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"I wasn't asking for a free pretzel."
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"Tell that ungrateful bastard he still owes me $17."
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"He can take it out of my tab."
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"Erica, Pop Pop said Dad's a bastard, and he wants a Tab."
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"Pops, Pop Pop wants a diet soda."
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"Murray, will you buy your dad a diet soda?"
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"At the very least, it'll calm him down."
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"Fine!"
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"Excuse me. Let me get a pretzel and a Tab for the old guy on the end."
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"- Here. - Here."
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"- Here. - Here."
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"What the (BLEEP) is this? I don't drink ladies' soda."
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"Where's my pretzel?"
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"It appears Dad is eating it."
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"You give your father a message,"
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"and you tell him every single word."
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"ADULT ADAM: Yep. Dad and Pop Pop were finally talking."
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"Only problem, they were using their family"
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"as their telephone and answering machine."
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"That's right."
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"This woman cheesed the drive, not us. Her."
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"Whoa, that's a harsh accusation"
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"against a faculty member who's here one day a week."
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"It's true. She cheesed it. It's her signature culinary move."
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"Beverly, do you have anything to say?"
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"I vehemently deny cheesing the drive"
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"under cover of darkness when no one was here."
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"She said "vehemently." That's a big word. So I have to believe her."
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"Fine. If she's not gonna own up to it,"
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"then I'd like to log an official complaint against this teacher, sir."
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"You mean your mom?"
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"She's been harassing one of the students."
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"- You? - I don't see you writing."
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"- Don't write it down, Andre. - Write it down, Andre."
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"Report the snuggies and the kisses, both butterfly and Eskimo."
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"You Eskimo'd on school grounds?"
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"Ooh! I gotta write it. I just have to."
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"School grounds or not, I am your mother,"
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"and I have the legal right to snug, squish,"
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"and kiss you like we're in an igloo as much as I want."
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"According to the school handbook, you really don't."
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"Oh, so it's almost as if there are boundaries"
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"that no one can cross."
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"Check and mate. He's got you there, lady."
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"Adam, I just wanted you..."
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"Bup, bup, bup! Boundaries!"
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"- You expect me to just sit... - Bup, bup! Boundaries!"
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"- I just want. Just give... - Bup, bup, bup, bup!"
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"- I want... But I... - Bup, bup, bup! Bup!"
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"I really think he wants you to respect his..."
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"I know what he wants."
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"You know, I was actually happy in the computer lab."
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"Those guys accepted me."
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"You always say you want to help,"
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"but you just end up ruining everything."
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"ADULT ADAM: Realizing she'd made a mess of my social life,"
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"my mom knew it was time to clean things up."
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"Not so fast, Atkins. This is a random locker search."
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"If it's random, why are you targeting the guy"
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"most likely to have a doobie hidden in his locker"
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"behind a Trapper Keeper? Oh, nards."
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"Principal's office. Now."
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"This is so unfair."
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"It is, which is why I'll offer you a plea bargain."
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"You take the fall for cheesing the drive,"
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"and this all goes away."
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"I don't know what you just said,"
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"and maybe that's 'cause I've been hitting my Trapper Keeper,"
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"but I'm in."
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"You also have to stop making fun of my son."
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"Done. Who is he?"
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"- Adam. - Adam who?"
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"You know, the freshman. You call him a nerd loser."
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"That narrows it down to, like, 40 dudes."
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"The one with the dimples and the glasses."
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"He looks like a model. He plays with computers."
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"Oh-oh! That nerd loser. Sure. I'll leave him alone."
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"Hey, little bro. How's it hangin'?"
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"That's not my son."
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