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Clips from This Fool - F*ck the Rich (S01E01)

"Payne's really losing it."
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"I gotta step up and show that fool how it's done."
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"- I'm gonna make this happen for you."
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"- Thanks, boss. That'd be dope."
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"LUIS: I don't know what else to put."
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"- What was your last job?"
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"- Well, I babysit my nephews, you know,"
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"and I helped my tía and my grandma around the house."
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"- Put "childcare and hospitality.""
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"LUIS: Hey, but what do I put for special skills?"
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"- What can you do?"
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"[beatboxing]"
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"- Yeah."
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"- Just put Microsoft Word."
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"- Minister Payne."
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"You know those billionaires I was telling you about?"
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"They wanna come by and get a tour and see what we're all about."
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"LUIS: Oh, hell, yeah, my boy!"
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"I never met billionaires before."
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"I got a lot of questions for those fools."
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"- Those fuckers are only coming for the photo op."
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"They'll leave giving us nothing more than pennies."
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"I'd rather focus on increasing cupcake sales"
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"or win a fucking scratch-off for once in my life."
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"- Payne, stop being a little bitch."
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"Look, I'll do all the work."
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"All you have to do is show up, smile, and look pretty."
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"- Fine. I'll fuckin' do it."
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"- So let's get you some new clothes, and an iron."
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"- It's good if I look like shit."
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"We're supposed to look like we need money."
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"JULIO: Yeah, but not that bad."
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"Crease your fuckin' pants, playboy."
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"You look like a fuckin' bum."
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"- I am a fuckin' bum. I live in a van."
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"- [beatboxing] ♪ Billionaires ♪"
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"♪ Gonna give my, buh-huh, résumé to billionaires ♪"
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"- You will not fuckin' beatbox for those billionaires."
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"♪"
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"Luis, come on, take that banner down."
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"We can't make it seem like it's all about the money."
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"- Hey, well, what if we just cross off everything after "Bill"?"
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"That could work. Because, you know, Bill's short for Richard."
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"- No, stupid. Bill's short for William."
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"The short form of Richard is Dick."
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"- Well, there ain't nothing short about Payne's Richard. [whistles]"
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"- Honestly, I think I got PTSD from seeing that thing."
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"- Okay, Julio, here I am,"
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"ready to be the smiling face of the organization."
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"- Dawg, come on. Your shirt has fuckin' holes in it."
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"Fabian, give Payne your shirt."
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"- It's my best shirt."
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"- Yeah, Julio, it's his best shirt."
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"- Stop fuckin' around and give him the shirt."
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"[helicopter blades whirring]"
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"- Oh, shit, ghetto bird!"
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"[whirring continues]"
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"- Alright, everyone, the future of Hugs Not Thugs depends on today."
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"So act reformed, but we need their money, so not too reformed."
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"Hey, you ready to kiss some ass?"
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"[smooches]"
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"♪ marching band music playing ♪"
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"[helicopter blades whirring]"
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"- Hey, everyone, please meet Richard and Rhonda Rowell."
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"It's through the generosity of people like you"
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"that a place like this is able to survive."
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"- Aw. Well, thank you for having us."
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"I mean, we are just so happy to be here."
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"- Yeah, I've had a small taste"
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"of what everyone here has been through."
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"So I feel great empathy for your pain."
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"JULIO: Whoa! - Dominic, no, no need for that today."
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"That's okay. They're reformed. Harmless now."
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"- Hello. I'm Luis Hernandez, future entrepreneur."
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"- Well, alright! LUIS: Nice to meet you."
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"- Luis is a shining example of our program."
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"LUIS: Hey, but on the real though,"
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"how'd you guys come up on all that money?"
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"[Julio laughs nervously]"
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"- Luis, our resident joker."
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"RICHARD: It's okay. I don't mind him asking."
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"I inherited all my money from my parents."
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"- Damn. That's smart."
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"- Let me introduce you to our fearless leader,"
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"Minister Leonard Payne."
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"He really gives everything he has to the program."
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"No matter how frustrating a situation might be,"
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"he selflessly does what he's supposed to do"
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"for the greater good."
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"Always."
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"- Nice to meet you both."
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"- Oh, come here. - Oh, nice to meet you. What?"
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"You're a great man. RHONDA: Hmm."
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"- We read all about you on the helicopter ride over."
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"- An angel in human form. That's what we're looking at."
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"RICHARD: Mm-hmm."
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"We should do some photos. RHONDA: Oh, let's get some photos."
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"- Smile."
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"Hey, let's take a tour."
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"This is our computer lab."
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"We make do with what we have."
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"But the truth is, we have more applicants than we can service at this facility."
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"And as you can see, we're sorely in need of new technology."
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"- Damn, these outdated computers just won't load."
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"Wish we weren't working on Windows 95. [Julio mouths]"
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"[keyboard keys clacking]"
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"- If only I had a new job,"
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"I would be able to get a computer"
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"and then I would get a new job."
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"And I would never go back to prison."
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"Before Hugs Not Thugs,"
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"I didn't even have what computers were."
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"We need computers for the Internet."
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"Uh, you know, with Internet and computers,"
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"we could connect more and you could follow me."
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"Thugs Not Hugs is a great place."
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"But we need money from kind rich white people."
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"No, no, I'm sorry, all people are the same."
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"I'm not racist for computers."
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"Computers is the future and we need some new computers 'cause these are,"
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