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Clips from Vice Versa

"You're 6' 2" with the brain of an 11 -year-old."
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"Maybe the ball-buster had something to do with it?"
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"- What? - This lady brought your jar back."
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"- She said you had something of hers. - The lady who called me Friday."
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"- Of course. It belongs to her. - She was really mad."
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"- She wanted to bust your balls. - There's not much to bust, kid."
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"You'll have to go back to work tomorrow. She's our only link."
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"- Yeah? - Charlie, is that you?"
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"- Oh, my God, it's your mother. - Well, talk to her. You're me."
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"Hello? Charlie, you there?"
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"Yo, Mom. How's it going?"
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"Not too good. Cliff forgot to fasten the mosquito net last night."
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"- How are things with you and your dad? - Different."
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"Anyway, this is an expensive call. You still my Charlie Bear?"
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"- Oh, come on, tell Mommy. - I'm still your Charlie Bear. Good night."
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"I hate it when she pulls that Charlie Bear stuff."
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"She gets back this weekend. If we don't resolve this..."
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"...l'll have to live with her again."
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"This is the woman I couldn't live with as a husband."
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"And now I'm gonna be her son."
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"It's a Freudian nightmare."
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"- Good morning, Mr. Seymour. - Yo."
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"- Good morning, Marshall. - Yo. Yo."
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"- Yo, Marshall. - Hi, Sam."
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"The Jingle Bell Moose, Marshall. We've been getting complaints."
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"- What's the problem? - What's the problem?"
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"Wow! It said what I said."
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"It's supposed to do that. You squeeze the antler."
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"Some talk gibberish. A woman in Kenilwon'th, hers swore in Polish."
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"Can I keep this one?"
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"- Well, yeah, sure. It's your call. - Fine. Run with it, babe."
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"I think they're trying to pass the buck, Marshall. Or in this case, the moose."
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"Moose."
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"How are we today?"
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"Fine."
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"Oh, Marcie, if that lady who came here yesterday calls back..."
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"...I need to talk to her, okay? - Okay."
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"Your kid's school called to confirm an appointment with his teacher."
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"Right. Anything else?"
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"The janitor left a note to say there's a frog in your bathroom."
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"Oh, no. I forgot! We need some flies or insects!"
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"He must be starving!"
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"Come on, come on. I won't be able to do the science fair!"
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"Give it back! Give it back! Come on. Please."
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"- Come on, guys. - What's going on here?"
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"- They've got my project. - Great odds."
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"It takes three of you to harass this child."
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"- Go screw yourself, ass-wipe. - Oh, a prospective English major."
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"Now, give the young lady her project and we'll forget all about this."
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"Hey, hey, come on."
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"Give her her stuff back."
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"Oh, man!"
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"- Oh, yeah! All right! - You got his ass good."
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"Name in the top, right-hand corner. Let's try to make it legible, Corey."
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"Melissa, this does not require a discussion from you."
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"Pencils down, people, test is over."
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"Available in calfskin or alligator, combination lock..."
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"...built-in digital timepiece and a rather unique anti-personnel device."
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"For your type of skin, I would recommend our facial scrub."
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"It's clinically formulated, allergy-tested..."
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"As an extra, we offer a concealed compartment..."
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"...to contain a poisonous gas of your choice."
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"Could I interest you in an eye-contour gel?"
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"It works wonders."
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"Yeah!"
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"- We have to talk. - Wait."
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"I'm about to beat my all-time personal best."
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"- You know what this is? - I'm not a salesman, sir."
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"- I'm an executive vice president. - Yo, Marshall."
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"Marshall."
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"It's the moose again. Now we've got two consumer groups on our backs."
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"I say we tough it out. What, you'll recall those mooses?"
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"Moose. The plural for moose is "moose.""
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"- What, you're gonna say "gooses"? - "Geese." You're saying it's "meese"?"
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"- I don't know what it is... - Guys, could we can the semantics?"
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"I played with my moose for 20 minutes and it broke."
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"- So? - So..."
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"...it's not fair. Kid takes it home and it breaks."
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"We've sold 100,000 of the suckers."
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"Are you telling me we just call them all in?"
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"Do it!"
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"Handguns are in Sporting Goods, sir."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"What's going on?"
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"How did she get to become a track coach?"
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"She makes me sick."
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"Man, you just don't know. She is so fat, man."
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"Freeze!"
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"Calhoun, High School Patrol."
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"Nice try, kid."
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"Okay, spread! Up against the wall. You too, tuna breath."
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"- Look, I only took a drag. - Did I say you could talk..."
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"...punk?"
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"Word on the street is you barf bags are giving seventh-grade kids a hard time."
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"- Hey, we were just smoking, man. - I know what's going down!"
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"You don't wanna draw any heat, you'll get off their case."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah, it's cool."
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"Hey, butt-heads, come here."
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"I'm gonna be back in half an hour..."
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"...and those bowls had better be gleaming."
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"- Hi, Dad. - What are you doing here?"
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"You never said you had to see my teacher."
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"You never told me you had hockey practice!"
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"Mr. Seymour."
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"Hi."
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"I'm Jane Luttrell."
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"- Yes, I know. - I'm happy we have this chance to talk."
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"I have to be honest, I'm concerned about Charlie."
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"- I'm sure you'll agree, he's an enigma. - A what?"
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"A puzzle. Well, I've already graded yesterday's test papers."
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"- How did he do? - Exceptionally well."
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"Which only confirms what I have suspected all along."
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"He's working far below his potential."
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"He's too easily distracted. He lacks focus. He lacks..."
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"...concentration."
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"I'm trying to tell you, your son is a dreamer."
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"- All he thinks about is music. - He likes music. And you know what?"
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"Maybe one day he'll be a big star."
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"And you'll ask him to come back and give prizes..."
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"...and maybe he won't because you dumped on him!"
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