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Clips from MacGruber - Through the Looking Glass (S01E01)

"Checkers, Checkers, we're out of ammo!"
MacGruber
"Where the hell are you?"
MacGruber
"God damn it, Checkers, we're sitting ducks here!"
MacGruber
"What's the fucking play here?"
MacGruber
"[guns cocking]"
MacGruber
"Hey, Lon!"
MacGruber
"You better check yourself!"
MacGruber
"We got, uh, plenty of bullets over here!"
MacGruber
"- No, we don't! He's lying!"
MacGruber
"- Vicki!"
MacGruber
"[laughs] You're gonna believe her?"
MacGruber
"A known liar who just lied to your face?"
MacGruber
"Or are you gonna believe this?"
MacGruber
"[imitating gunshots]"
MacGruber
"- Kill them."
MacGruber
"[both screaming] - Oh, fuck!"
MacGruber
"We're gonna die!"
MacGruber
"[screaming]"
MacGruber
"[crying] Checkers!"
MacGruber
"[tires squealing]"
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"- Lon, no!"
MacGruber
"Lon! Lon, no!"
MacGruber
"- Get in!"
MacGruber
"- [imitating gunshots] - [screams]"
MacGruber
"- Oh, my God, Checkers!"
MacGruber
"Did you break my Club?"
MacGruber
"- Just get in the fucking car!"
MacGruber
"- It's my car, I'm driving!"
MacGruber
"- Jesus Christ! - [imitating gunshots]"
MacGruber
"Ow!"
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"- What the hell are you doing?"
MacGruber
"- Oh, my God, MacGruber!"
MacGruber
"- Why are we going backwards?"
MacGruber
"- MacGruber, what are you doing?"
MacGruber
"We should be going after Brimstone!"
MacGruber
"- Yeah, we can't let them escape!"
MacGruber
"- Relax."
MacGruber
"They're not going anywhere."
MacGruber
"[laughs] [helicopter blades whirring]"
MacGruber
"They got a whirlybird."
MacGruber
"A helicopter."
MacGruber
"[unsettling music]"
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"Shit."
MacGruber
"- Thought we were gonna lose you there for a second."
MacGruber
"Glad you're okay."
MacGruber
"- I'm out."
MacGruber
"- Out?"
MacGruber
"What--what do you mean "out"?"
MacGruber
"- I'm finished. I'm off the mission."
MacGruber
"- But Vicki, we had them right where we want them."
MacGruber
"Running scared."
MacGruber
"- I almost had Brimstone!"
MacGruber
"I almost stopped this entire thing!"
MacGruber
"- And you would've died!"
MacGruber
"- Yeah, and now millions of people are gonna die"
MacGruber
"because you didn't let me do my job!"
MacGruber
"- I couldn't let you do that."
MacGruber
"- That wasn't your decision to make!"
MacGruber
"No, I'm not gonna do this anymore."
MacGruber
"It's time to bring in the government."
MacGruber
"- Oh, I see."
MacGruber
"So when the going gets tough, the tough run back"
MacGruber
"to their floppy-dicked husbands."
MacGruber
"- Okay, I am not gonna have you talk"
MacGruber
"about my husband like that anymore."
MacGruber
"- Come on, he's a friggin' dirty diaper"
MacGruber
"with arms, legs, and half a brain."
MacGruber
"- Barrett is a good man who is kind and decent"
MacGruber
"and good at what he does."
MacGruber
"And you know what, unlike you, he actually listens to me."
MacGruber
"You could learn something from him."
MacGruber
"- Well, look at that."
MacGruber
"I'm having déjà vu."
MacGruber
"- What is that supposed to mean?"
MacGruber
"- It means you've left me before."
MacGruber
"And I remember how it feels."
MacGruber
"Sitting in prison, scared, lonely,"
MacGruber
"and a man in a suit comes to deliver me divorce papers?"
MacGruber
"Yeah, that was fun."
MacGruber
"- You ended our marriage when you pointed at me"
MacGruber
"during your murder trial and said, "She did it!""
MacGruber
"- But you did do it, Vicki!"
MacGruber
"You stole my heart and you aided and abetted"
MacGruber
"in making me the happiest man on Earth."
MacGruber
"But they mistook my words as an accusation"
MacGruber
"'cause it came so close to the question"
MacGruber
"the judge had just asked about how I pleaded."
MacGruber
"[somber music]"
MacGruber
"- Goodbye, MacGruber."
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"- You know what, Vicki?"
MacGruber
"Maybe I was wrong about you."
MacGruber
"Maybe you are just a housewife."
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"- You know, for years,"
MacGruber
"whenever anyone ever said anything bad about you--"
MacGruber
"and they did--"
MacGruber
"I defended you."
MacGruber
"So maybe I was wrong about you."
MacGruber
"Maybe you have lost it."
MacGruber
"Heck, maybe you never had it in the first place."
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"- And then there were two."
MacGruber
"- I'm out. - Checkers, no!"
MacGruber
"- MacGruber, this whole operation has gone worse"
MacGruber
"than I ever imagined."
MacGruber
"And I had imagined it going horribly."
MacGruber
"This is over."
MacGruber
"Checkers--sorry, Piper, Piper!"
MacGruber
"Look, Piper."
MacGruber
"Please."
MacGruber
"Queeth destroyed my father."
MacGruber
"He killed my mother."
MacGruber
"You gotta help me stop him."
MacGruber
"- Look, I can't do anything about your family."
MacGruber
"But if you love this country as much as you say you do,"
MacGruber
"you'll go to Fasoose and tell him everything."
MacGruber
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