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Clips from Seinfeld - The Marine Biologist (S05E05)

"- Diane DeConn from Queens College. - Oh, Diane."
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"- How are you? - Good."
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"- Good. - How long has it been?"
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"Since college."
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"I've seen you on TV. You're doing great."
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"- Yeah, plugging along. - I got the alumni magazine."
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"What ever happened to George?"
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"I notice I never see his name in there."
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"Well, he's kind of modest."
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"He was always such a goof-off. I mean, did he ever get anywhere?"
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"- Sure. - Yeah? What field?"
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"Marine biology."
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"George is a marine biologist?"
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"Yeah. Pretty damn good one too."
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"I can't believe it."
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"- I would never have thought. - Yeah. He's specializing in whales."
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"He's working on lowering the cholesterol level in whales."
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"All that blubber. It's quite unhealthy."
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"It's the largest mammal on Earth, but as George says..."
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"...they don't have to be."
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"Diane DeConn?"
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"You saw Diane DeConn?"
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"- Something, huh? - How did she look?"
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"She looked great."
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"She asked about you."
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"She asked about me? What did she say?"
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""How's George?""
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"George? She said George?"
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"She remembered my name."
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"Diane DeConn remembered my name."
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"She was the "it" girl."
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"She asked for your number. I think she's gonna get in touch with you."
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"Okay, I'm telling you right now..."
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"...if you're kidding, I'm not gonna be able to be your friend anymore."
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"I'm serious about that. You got that?"
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"- I got no problem with that. - Good."
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"Because if this is a lie, if this is a joke..."
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"...if this is your idea of some cute little game, we're finished."
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"Expect a call."
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"Oh, my God, he's not kidding."
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"Now..."
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"...I should tell you..."
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"...that at this point..."
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"...she's under the impression that you're a..."
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"- A what? - A marine biologist."
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"- A marine biologist? - Yes."
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"Why am I a marine biologist?"
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"I may have mentioned it."
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"But I'm not a marine biologist."
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"Yes, I know that."
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"So?"
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"Why, you don't think it's a good job?"
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"I didn't even know it was a job."
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"Oh, it's a fascinating field."
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"Well, what if she calls me?"
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"What am I supposed to say?"
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"Algae."
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"Obviously plankton."
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"I don't know what else I could tell you."
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"I just got back from a trip to the Galápagos Islands."
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"I was living with turtles."
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"We have got you in a very nice hotel."
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"I don't know how you like to work..."
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"...but I can arrange for an office if you like."
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"- I work in hotel. Is better. - In the hotel."
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"Away from all your little petty bickerings..."
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"...and interference."
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"You know, Tolstoy used to write in the village square."
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"The faces inspired him."
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"He did not need inspiration."
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"God spoke through his pen."
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"- That is so true. - Yes."
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"Although, one wonders if War and Peace would have been..."
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"...as highly acclaimed, had it been published under its original title..."
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"...War-What is it Good For?"
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"- What? - Yeah."
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"Mr. Lippman, it was his mistress who insisted..."
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"- ... that he call it War and Peace. - Elaine, Elaine."
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"War-What is it Good For?"
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"Absolutely nothing Say it again"
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"- Elaine. - It's a song. They took it from Tolstoy."
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"- No. Elaine. - War..."
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"- ... What is it Good For? - It's her sense of humor."
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"- No, it's not. That is true. - What is that noise?"
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"- No, it's not. - That noise!"
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"What is that noise? It's traveling up my spine, into my brain."
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"- It's coming from your purse. - It must be my new organizer."
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"- That noise. - Turn it off."
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"- Right. I think it's this- - I cannot stand it."
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"- It's the button at the top. - Okay."
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"- Will you turn it off? - Not the- The one at the top."
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"Give it to me."
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"I did it for you."
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"I don't know why you had to tell her that."
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"You put me in a very difficult position. Marine biologist."
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"I'm very uncomfortable with this whole thing."
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"I would think it's right up your alley."
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"Well, it's not up my alley."
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"It's one thing if I make it up, I know what I'm doing."
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"I know my alleys."
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"You got me in the Galápagos Islands living with the turtles."
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"I don't know where the hell I am."
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"You came in the other day with all that whale stuff..."
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"...the squeaking and the squealing."
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"Look, why couldn't you make me an architect?"
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"You know I always wanted to pretend I was an architect."
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"Well, I'm supposed to see her tomorrow."
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"I'm gonna tell her what's going on."
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"I mean, maybe she just likes me for me."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"You want these?"
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"I don't want them."
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"- Why? - I stink!"
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"I can't play."
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"The ball is just sitting there, Jerry, and I can't hit it."
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"I only hit one really good ball that went way out there."
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"- Well, what happened? - I have no concentration."
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"- What's wrong with your-? - Sand. I can't get rid of the sand."
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"Look at this. Look, there's still some in here. It won't go away."
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"- Look, I even got sand in the pockets. - You're getting it all over the floor."
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