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Clips from Weeds - Thwack (S06E06)

"I really was just stopping by. Can I get the keys to the van?"
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"No talking."
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"Take that!"
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"- Okay. - Shit."
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"I should smite you right now!"
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"You hedonist! Son of Satan!"
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"Get him off me. He's heavy."
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"I hope he crushes you."
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"I think we spend half our lives waiting on Mom."
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"She keeps people waiting. It's her announcement to the world"
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"that her time is more important than everybody else's."
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"I'm not sure if it's pure ego or false bravado."
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"- You know why I peed on her leg? - When?"
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"Last night. What do you think? When I was three."
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"'Cause you had to pee and she was ignoring you."
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"Yeah. Yeah, that was pretty much it."
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"Where do you think we'll go?"
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"No idea."
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"- What's it like? - What?"
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"Killing someone."
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"Do you feel different?"
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"No."
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"Do you feel bad?"
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"I don't know."
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"I don't feel bad. At least not yet."
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"You tell me if they come. The feelings."
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"Sure."
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"What the hell does she have in these fucking bags anyway?"
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"This bracelet's tiny. Are Mom's wrists really this thin?"
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"No, but Mexican dick is."
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"I came back. I came back armed."
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"I was defending you. I had to run."
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"If he had had us both"
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"tied up with a bow-and-arrow thing pointed at our heads..."
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"Bullshit! You bailed."
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"And then when you came back with Mommy over there,"
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"she had to save your sorry ass."
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"I really was just stopping by."
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"Can I have the keys to the van now?"
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"You're right. Yeah. Okay. You're right. God!"
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"I freaked. I panicked. I don't know what happened."
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"Yeah, well, I do. I fucked up again."
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"I let you in. Big mistake, clearly."
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"- No. - Keys?"
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"Jesus. Calm down."
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"I saved you. How about a thank you?"
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"How about a "fuck you," bitch? You crazy fucking bitch."
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"You're married. You have children. Why couldn't you stay away?"
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"You keep him around like a little puppy dog. You use him."
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"Well, I sincerely hope you guys work it out, but I've got to go."
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"Take him with you."
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"No, no, no. I'm not dragging him into my shit anymore."
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"Nothing ever stopped you before."
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"Yeah, well, things have taken a turn."
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"You don't think I can handle it?"
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"I think you should try to work things out with your fiancee."
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"There's nothing to work out."
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"I mean, look, all he wants to do is follow you down your next crooked road."
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"- It's over. - Audra, don't. Please?"
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"Let her go, you putz."
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"You're not good enough for her and you know it."
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"Shut up, nutballs."
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"Andy's wonderful. He's loyal, scrappy,"
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"he's funny and great with kids,"
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"he's resourceful."
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"You can come if you want."
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"You have to know it isn't the healthy choice, but you can come."
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"I'd like you to come. You shouldn't."
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"Do you want to come? Come on."
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"No, I want to stay here and start my life with this woman I love."
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"That's not really an option anymore, Andy. We're not gonna work out."
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"I really hope you change your mind because he's a good guy."
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"Those are mine!"
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"They're mine now."
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"Proverbs, chapter 12, verse 22..."
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"I don't give a shit and I'm still drunk."
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"Andy, meet me by the van if you want to come."
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"I'm not. I'm staying here."
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"She's not changing her mind."
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"I'm not."
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"So I might as well just go with Nancy."
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"- I knew it! - What?"
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"I fucking knew it."
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"F, you failed. F, you get an F."
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"- You said there was no chance! - You were supposed to fight for me!"
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"Go away. Just go away."
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"You stupid son of a whore."
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"You heard her. Get out of here."
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"What? This is my house! You get out."
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"I'm tied to the chair!"
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"And you'll stay that way until the police get here."
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"Gayle, I am fond of you, but you need help."
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"Christ's love is all the help I need."
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"Yeah. Keep thinking that. It's serving you so well."
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"You should go, Andy."
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"I really do love you, you know."
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"Hello, police?"
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"Yes, I'm at 124 Abalone Way in Ren Mar."
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"Yes, a man broke in and held me hostage."
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"That's right."
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"No, I have him tied up now. I was able to subdue him."
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"No, just me."
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"I have a restraining order against him."
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"Thank you. I'll stay on the line."
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"Audra?"
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"Yes, still holding."
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"Andy's coming?"
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"Yeah, sure. Why not?"
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"Nothing left for me here."
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"I'm alone again, naturally. I blew it."
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"- Shocker. - Silas, be nice."
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"Sorry. She was cute."
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"Thanks."
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"I liked Audra."
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"But you'll get over it. Time heals all wounds."
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"Well, not all wounds."
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"I guess you heard. Yes, I killed somebody. Any questions?"
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"No, I think I got it."
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"So, what's all this crap?"
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"- It's all Mom's. - Not everything."
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