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Clips from Central Park - Where There's Smoke (S02E02)

"[birds chirping]"
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"[Paige] I should wear black more often, it hides all the stains."
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"Can you believe I haven't washed this dress in six years?"
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"- I'm proud of you. - That's great, hon."
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"Let me just scrape whatever this is off."
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"The Tillermans are headed to the wake of Josephine Witherstraw."
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"Josephine loved two things: Central Park and bugs. Loved bugs."
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"You could say she was bitten by the bug-bug."
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"Josephine always used to yell at people for stepping on the grass too hard."
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"She was worried about the insects. I respected her for that."
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"Didn't you catch her putting grasshoppers in her purse a few times?"
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"Eh, she earned 'em."
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"I'll miss her and those weird old candies she used to give us."
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"Yep, you'd find chunks in your teeth for weeks."
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"The gift that keeps on giving."
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"So, kids, first wake. Everybody feeling okay?"
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"I have a question. Why do they call it a wake?"
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"Because I had to get out of bed early on a Saturday?"
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"And also, what is a wake?"
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"A wake is when people gather to pay their respects and view the body."
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"Her body? Her body is going to be there?"
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"Yes, Cole. In a casket. It'll be there,"
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"but you don't have to look inside if it makes you feel uncomfortable."
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"You can just hang out by the snack table."
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"Great, great. I don't know what death does to my appetite, but we'll find out."
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"Are you guys gonna be okay with this? Maybe you're too young."
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"- I am a big boy. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa."
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"Oops. I hope some puppy doesn't eat the other side of this bacon"
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"and we kiss in the middle."
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"No? But it's bacon."
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"Sorry to interrupt… this,"
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"but you told me to tell you when Ernst Von Gunten checked in."
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"[gasps] He's finally here."
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"Mr. Swiss Chocolate Billionaire. The high achiever from Geneva."
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"Okay, we'll send him wine. We'll send him cheese."
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"Oh, Swiss cheese. Make him feel at home."
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"And, um, have housekeeping fold a towel into a Swiss watch"
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"or something functioning, if possible."
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"Of course, every maid knows how to do that."
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"We have to impress him."
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"He's my ticket to attracting the clean-money big shots"
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"to invest in my plan to buy the park."
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"- Clean money? - Legit. Aboveboard. Legal."
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"The cleaner your money is, the dirtier your plans can be"
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"because it keeps people from asking questions."
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"Father told me that during one of our long meaningful talks that I know he treasured."
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"♪ I'm tipsy and bored So until one more pour ♪"
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"♪ Why don't we talk enterprise? ♪"
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"♪ The money that's dirty ♪"
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"♪ Is fun and it's flirty ♪"
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"♪ A little clean money Thrown in there is wise ♪"
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"♪ You can milk their money At every stage ♪"
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"♪ Your every Ponzi scheme Will be all the rage ♪"
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"♪ I think of the dirtier, hideous Wicked and villainous plans ♪"
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"♪ That we'll make with clean money ♪"
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"♪ So we can still rub elbows ♪"
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"♪ With mobsters and hooligans ♪"
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"♪ I just add some nice clean money ♪"
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"♪ And break all the rules again ♪"
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"♪ So there's no reason That we must be legit ♪"
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"♪ Like CEOs and bankers And industrialists ♪"
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"♪ Even robber barons, oligarchs And criminals can't miss ♪"
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"- ♪ With old clean money ♪ - ♪ Old clean money ♪"
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"♪ It's near impossible to secure ♪"
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"♪ But when you've got it You'll only want more ♪"
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"♪ Clean money is the money tree With honey that flows ♪"
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"♪ If you listen to me, kid You'll be swimming in the dough ♪"
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"♪ When we plant clean money ♪"
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"♪ We'll sit back and watch it grow ♪"
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"[Leopold] We'll sit back and watch it grow."
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"Well, don't just stand there."
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"Let's trim my nose hairs in case I have to seduce that rich Swiss mister."
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"- So sorry for your loss. - Thanks for coming."
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"- Oh, body. - Yep, yep. There really is a body."
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"You know what? That snack table sounds like a pretty good idea."
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"Mom, Dad, we're gonna go put some food in our bodies."
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"So, how did you know my mother?"
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"Well, your mom loved Central Park, and I'm the manager there. Owen Tillerman."
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"Owen! Mom always said, "Ingrid, that Owen is nice,"
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"but too lenient on the grass-stompers.""
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"Yeah. She, uh-- She wanted me to arrest them."
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"Aw, that sounds like mom."
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"[sighs] I should've gotten more deviled eggs,"
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"but I don't wanna go back to the buffet."
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"There's someone sobbing next to the hummus."
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"Told you to stock up. No one ever says, "Oh, I got too much buffet food.""
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"I'm gonna eat one of your deviled eggs."
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"- [chewing] - What? Cole, they're my favorite!"
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"Then protect them better."
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"[Owen] Wow. Josephine looks so much happier"
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"when she's not yelling about grass."
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"Ugh, a Whitney Whitebottom campaign button."
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"[Ingrid] I thought everyone knew my mom hated the mayor."
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"Ooh! Mayor Whitebottom gossip."
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"[shushes] Pretend like we're talking. [chuckles]"
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"So you know how Paige wants dirt"
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"to take down Mayor Whitebottom's dirty white bottom?"
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"Ingrid's mom, Josephine, worked for the mayor's city council campaign"
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"a long time ago,"
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"but one day just up and quit for some mysterious reason."
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"I know. Dramatic, right?"
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"And to make it more dramatic,"
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"she never told her family what happened, happened, happened."
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"Sorry, that was supposed to be a dramatic echo, not a ghost voice."
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"It's not very respectful 'cause of the wake. You get it."
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"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Go back."
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"The only thing Mom said to me"
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"was that if she ever needed to use it against him, she would."
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"Hey, hi."
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"Sorry, this is a really lovely gathering. Just so beautiful."
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"Also, I couldn't help but overhear the entire conversation you were having,"
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"- and, uh, quick question, what's "it"? - It?"
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"As in the "it" your mother would use against the mayor?"
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"I really don't know."
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"Also, just to say again, we're so sorry for your loss."
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"- Right, hon? - Absolutely. Yep, yep."
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"But if you think of anything, please let me know."
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"Also, my condolences. Also, here's my card."
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"Come on. Come on."
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"Ugh, I wish I could find Josephine's secret Mayor Whitebottom evidence."
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