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Clips from Central Park - Bee Is for Brandenham (S02E02)

"I'm as with it as my cool, hip hotel."
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"And my cool new hip. Ha ha. Hey, quick casual question."
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"Have you given any thought to where you'll be having your shoe convention this year?"
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"[Roboot voice] Walk. Giddy up."
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"Well, time to walk. But, hey, let's catch up later."
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"So, I'm guessing you want me to wear these ugly calculators?"
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"If it makes Landon happy, drink soup out of 'em."
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"What the hell? A bee? Get out of here, ya buzzy freeloader."
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"Helen, get rid of him."
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"[Roboot voice] Walk. Let's lose those love handles."
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"Sorry, my shoes are yelling at me."
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"Should I deal with the bee or listen to my feet?"
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"The bee! No, wait. Your feet, then the bee."
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"Just keep Landon happy. Now, walk!"
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"I've been an eye doctor for 15 years and you have no medical training whatsoever."
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"But maybe you're right. I gave you the wrong prescription."
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"I just wanna figure out what's giving me these headaches."
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"You're fully dilated, and your eyes look good."
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"Good eyes, mate! [chuckles]"
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"Having some fun. Anyway, the problem isn't your prescription."
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"Just out of curiosity, are you stressed at work lately?"
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"I don't think I'm stressed. But I guess I'm not "not" stressed."
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"Does that make sense? Everything's really blurry."
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"Remind me how long till the eye drops wear off?"
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"- Only four hours. - Four hours?"
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"Until then, wear these disposable sunglasses."
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"People might point and laugh, but it doesn't matter"
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"- because you won't be able to see them. - I'll be able to hear them."
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"That's true. Well, I'm not a therapist."
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"Okay, let's slather the cream on Sir Peter so we can spend the rest of the day"
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"eating candy I don't wanna tell your dentist about."
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"Oh, these must be the instructions Marvin left for me."
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""The Joy of Caring for Sir Peter.""
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"That's a lot of pages."
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"Please tell me half of that is pictures. And the other half is pictures."
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"I can't wait to meet Sir Peter. I have a feeling he's gonna love me."
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"Okay. "Toe flossing. Bedtime lullabies. Crushes and lovers.""
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"Here it is. "Creams, ointments, salves, and jellies.""
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"- [all yell] - [meows]"
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"We just need to get this cream on him."
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""Your cat will be feline better in no time.""
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"[yowls]"
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"- [Paige] Hi, Sir Peter. [groans] - Got him. [groans] No."
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"- Here, kitty, kitty. - [hisses]"
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"Don't sass me like that."
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"- I don't think he likes you. - I'm taking over."
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"Here, Sir Petey. It's me, Cole, friend to all animals."
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"Purr once if you understand me. I'm getting nothing."
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"We gotta get him out from behind there. Help me move this, kids."
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"[all grunting]"
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"- [Paige] No, no, no. Not in there. - Hole-y cat."
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"Does that mean we're done and we can leave?"
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"- We've gotta get that cat out of the wall. - Great. No, totally. That's what I meant."
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"[Roboot voice] March. Get those knees up."
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"[panting] How much longer do I have to keep doing this? I think I might collapse."
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"Here he comes. Don't stop."
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"Do it without all the breathing and sweating. It's gross."
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"Hey, there. So I've been checking out your hotel."
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"Love the vintage computers in the business center."
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"I didn't know people still printed things. So old and cool. It's like a museum here."
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"Yep. It even has its own mummy."
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"My sneakerheads would love this place."
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"I do a big convention every year."
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"- Oh, you don't say? - Ah!"
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"Helen! I thought I told you to get rid of that bee."
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"I did. I think that's a different one."
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"I'm sorry. That never happens. You were saying?"
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"My shoes are telling me to go over there, so that's what I'm gonna do."
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"Helen, where in the world are these bees coming from?"
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"Ms. Brandenham, there are about a million bees in the front of the hotel."
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"I think they're coming from the front of the hotel."
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"[groans]"
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"I bet those bees are from that filthy park."
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"- Oh, no. Oh, no! - Remain calm."
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"We'll use fire or poison or some kind of bee gun to get rid of those pests."
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"What? Why are you all glaring at me like that?"
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"Hurting bees is a no-no. Pivot, pivot."
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"Oh, did I say poison? I meant, uh, tickle."
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"We aren't a bee poisoning hotel, no."
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"We're fun hoteliers who love bees"
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"almost as much as we love to host hip, cool conventions."
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"- Nice. - Helen, call the mayor"
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"and have him tell that dorkus who runs the park to--"
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"Already dialing."
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"What? I have to get rid of a massive swarm of bees at the Brandenham?"
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"They think they're from the park? I'm not sure."
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"Our head beekeeper's out of town. I told him I would check on the bees,"
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"but that was on a list of 20 other things."
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"Fine. Tell the mayor I'll take care of the bees."
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"I've got everything under control. Ah!"
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"[sighs] Man."
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"[sighs] It never ends."
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"♪ First, it was the trees Now it's the bees ♪"
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"♪ What's it gonna be next? Flood? Like, geez Louise ♪"
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"♪ Maybe the geese roll up and fleece A joint please ♪"
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"♪ Brimming with frustration Pupils in dilation ♪"
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"♪ I hate the sensation ♪"
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"♪ All I wanna be is just A man who's headache-free ♪"
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"♪ See me go walking down the street Feel like he hasn't a worry ♪"
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"♪ But now my vision is blurry ♪"
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"♪ I can't even get to the tree 'Cause I'm blind as a bee ♪"
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"♪ Actually, they see In trichromatic color vision ♪"
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"♪ So they can't see red But that is all I'm seein' ♪"
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"♪ My headache's getting worse The more I think ♪"
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"♪ It's like that one time When I had too much to drink ♪"
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"♪ Oh, boy, it stings ♪"
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"♪ Like pins and needles shootin' Through my foot because it fell asleep ♪"
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"♪ Stings ♪"
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"♪ Like when my wife says "Told ya I was right" ♪"
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"♪ When turns out she was right ♪"
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"♪ Whoa, whoa, finding out a lie A lemon in the eye ♪"
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"♪ It stings and it stings ♪"
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"♪ Whoa, whoa, hanging by my strings ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause, ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah It stings and it stings ♪"
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"♪ How we gonna get the cat out? Sir Peter ♪"
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"♪ Sir Peter ♪"
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"♪ We just gotta go through 1,000 pages Of this insanely organized manual ♪"
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"♪ But, but, but candy ♪"
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"♪ You best believe Mom We gonna get our sweet on ♪"
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"♪ Wanna get some Dim Summies Sweet and nummy ♪"
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