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Clips from Central Park - Live It Up Tonight (S01E01)

"This next song is our most requested song this week"
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"and it's going out to my dog, Hank."
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"Hank, sorry about your balls."
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"Gonna walk to the edge of the world Let's have some fun"
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"Gonna dance till the end of time Let's turn it up"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Let's make life a movie And charge our friends to come"
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"'Cause we're living--"
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"...tonight"
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"Live it up tonight"
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"-Mr. Mayor. -Bitsy."
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"Let's roll this Royce."
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"The Dagmont has a new doorman. Pull up, pull up!"
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"-Knock knock. -Who's there?"
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"Your hotel sucks. Drive, drive, drive. Drive!"
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"Got him. Stupid doorman. Stupid Dagmont."
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"So, that was fun."
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"Bitsy, are we having a meeting with Mayor Whitebottom"
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"or are we pranking the hotel next door?"
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"We can do both."
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"Stupid Dagmont Hotel with their dumb new awning"
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"and their five-star rating and their cucumber water."
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"Why are we meeting in your car again?"
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"Because I have to get my hair done and be back at the hotel"
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"before the award ceremony tonight."
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"Yes, and as mayor of New York,"
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"I don't have anything I'm supposed to be doing before then."
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"-Good. Whatever. -I'm being sarcastic."
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"Bitsy Brandenham decided she wanted the mayor"
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"to give her an award that she made up."
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"They're calling it the Businessperson and Humanitarian"
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"and Role Model Icon of the Year Award."
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"The ceremony is being held at the Brandenham this evening,"
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"and what a bash."
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"The mayor will be there. Bitsy will be there."
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"Some of her employees are required to be there in rented tuxedos."
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"Whitney, did you finish preparing your opening remarks about me?"
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"I copied a cool speech off the Internet."
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"Just did find and replace. Wherever it said "SEAL Team Six," I put "Bitsy.""
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"And you'll mention the rampant mismanagement and corruption in the park?"
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"-I will? -Yes."
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"The dirt on the park manager that we got"
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"because you launched that audit of the park I asked for."
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"-Totally. -Oh, my God."
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"Tell me you launched the park audit"
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"and you're not just texting about it right now."
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"Nope. Just checking my horoscope."
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"It's good. It says it's good. Oh, Sagittarius."
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"He's texting. He just wrote, "Super forgot about the park audit. Must happen today.""
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"Then he did one of those tongue-out eyes-crossed emojis."
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"Damn it, Whitebottom!"
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"This is the main reason I'm doing this damn award ceremony."
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"You audit the park. You find something funky. You put it in your speech."
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"You casually segue to talking about how great I am"
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"and how amazing my hair looks."
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"You give me the award I bought. Standing ovation. We all get drunk!"
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"I'm on it. I'm on it. Don't worry."
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"I'm putting my best auditor on it. She-- She audits so good."
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"Is she..."
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"No, she's clean. But she always finds something."
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"They call her the prauditor."
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"It's a combination of predator and auditor."
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"I know what a prauditor is."
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"There's that soft pretzel guy I hate. Pull over. Pull over."
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"Knock knock."
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"Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God."
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"-It's tonight. -What is?"
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"The Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Deleted Scenes Tour."
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"-Are you still doing homework? -Molly, you're not listening."
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"The Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Deleted Scenes Tour tonight."
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"Zoom Abramovich runs one of those New York City pop culture walking tours."
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"There are plenty of tour guides who do Seinfeld, Friends, Sex and the City,"
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"but Zoom Abramovich goes deep."
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"He does the sequels. Ghostbusters II, Stuart Little 2, Arthur 2."
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"He does the bloopers, he does deleted scenes,"
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"the nuts and bolts of film financing."
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"And he does it all with panache."
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"Welcome, everybody, to the Vanilla Sky:"
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"Tom Cruise Penélope Cruz Cruise Down Memory Lane Tour."
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"Before we get started, who needs me to explain the movie?"
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"Lot of hands. Okay."
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"The Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Deleted Scenes Tour happens at night."
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"It's something Cole and Molly are very interested in attending, Cole especially,"
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"and they're gonna ask their parents if they can do it by themselves."
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"-No. -No."
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"Gah, no, please."
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"It's my favorite movie of all time. It's about hope and light and life."
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"Come on. It's a one-night-only thing."
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"And I'll be with him. Let me show you how responsible I can be."
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"Molly thinks that if she can prove to her parents"
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"that she can take care of her brother out of the house at night,"
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"it will lead to all sorts of unsupervised night excursions"
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"like movies and, like, murder mystery dinner theater."
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"I don't know what kids do."
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"See? See? See how I'm taking care of him?"
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"-He's so safe. -Too much. Too much."
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"Your father and I need to have a conference. Owen, what do you think?"
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"What if they never go out at night until they're 40?"
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"-But they're with Zoom. We know Zoom. -That's true."
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"Zoom's all right. Zoom's a grown-up."
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"He is a grown-up. His name's Zoom though, but okay."
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"-Okay. Should we tell the kids? -Yes. Please tell us."
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"-You can go. -Yes!"
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"But on 12 conditions."
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"There are actually 25."
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"And finally, every four and a half minutes,"
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"text your dad and me the words, "I'm alive.""
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"Maybe there's some wiggle room with that one?"
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"Fine. Text me if you're getting killed."
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"Okay. I'll send you a thumbs-down."
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"So, you know what happens at night, Cole? It gets dark."
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"-Your dad's a smart one. -I'm saying Cole might get scared."
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"Scared? I'm a big boy now."
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"Do big boys refer to themselves as big boys?"
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"Ask my big boy bike."
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"Sometimes you're... you know, at nighttime."
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"It's okay, Dad. Nighttime and I had our beefs,"
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"but I think we're on good terms right now."
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"Daytime's getting a little jealous actually."
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"Okay, good. Just checking. So, what time does it end?"
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