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Clips from Zorro: The Gay Blade

"My fellow Los Angelinos!"
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"Today ... we begin ... a glorious new chapter in our illustrious history."
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"Like all achievements,"
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"it will require hard work and sacrifice."
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"I plan to model my government after the Princes of India."
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"who each month, are seated on a scale"
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"and then given their weight in gold...by the people."
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"Do you mean that you wish your weight in gold?"
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"No, no, no ... Not my weight... his weight in gold."
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"But, Mr. Mayor, already our taxes are almost what we earn."
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"How can we pay you more than that?"
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"- It will leave us with nothing! - Less than nothing!"
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"I do not make these laws!"
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"You know that I am one of you!"
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"I am the from people!"
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"Then you too can rebel!"
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"Stand up! and spit in the"
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"face of the wind of tyranny!"
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"Who is this woman here, huh?"
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"I do not believe she is one of our people."
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"Ah, thank you very much... that's very helpful to me."
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"The thirteen colonies have long won... their independance from England."
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"Let their example inspire you!"
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"Now is the time to end your domination."
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"I heard that!"
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"Garrison! Arrest that woman now!"
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"No, wait!"
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"Isn't this the village plaza, where according to law..."
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"Everyone is allowed to speak his or her mind."
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"You are right, señorita."
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"The woman is allowed to speak!"
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"But arrest anyone who listens."
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"March!"
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"It is late. Go home my children!"
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"You have heard enough idiots speak today!"
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"Let your voices be heard!"
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"Oppose the greedy bloodsuckers!"
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"Thank you."
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"I'm Charlotte Taylor Wilson."
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"I'm with the People's Independence Committee."
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"Don Diego de La Vega."
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"I'm with the... greedy bloodsuckers."
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"You may joke about it, Mr. Vega"
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"But a new wind is blowing across this land..."
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"It is the wind of independence, and it carries aloft"
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"the bird of freedom, which will drop the eggs of democracy on your head!"
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"I've never heard it put that way before."
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"But we have no need for democratic eggs in California!"
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"The people are quite happy working the land for the landowners."
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"You don't really believe the people are happy!"
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"All I know is, the soldiers are"
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"are very happy shooting the people who say that the people are not happy."
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"Why, we can continue this amusing little conversation"
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"over a private drink...here"
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"where it's nice and quiet -"
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"Or, uh...outside where it is nice and noisy."
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"I'm afraid we have nothing in common."
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"I'll drink to that..."
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"Paco, why you don't bring a drink to the lady..."
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"Show her some manners!"
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"Oh, thank you."
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"Could you tell me where I might find a decent Inn?"
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"An Inn??!"
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"With all your talk about the people I see you like decent Inns!"
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"And you wear expensive clothes... not rags."
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"And you smell of exotic perfumes, not sheep oil."
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"Ship oil??"
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"You mean the oil from boats?"
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"No, sheep oil...from the sheeps in the field."
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"What ships in the field?"
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"You have never heard of the sheeps in the field?"
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"the little "Ba-ba-ba's"?"
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"Ohhh! You mean sheep!"
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"- Yeah, that's what I said. - No you said Ship!"
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"Forgive me... But you have a very pronounced accent."
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"You are trying to change the subject from the fact that you are actually... very wealthy."
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"I am not!!... very wealthy!!"
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"After all... What poor woman can afford three names?"
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"Answer me that if you can... Señorita Charlotte ... Taylor ... Wilson."
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"I have a small inheritance."
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"But it occurred to me that I must do something with my life."
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"Not merely to pose, and preen ..."
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"Like a pathetic peacock!"
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"If there is no inn, is there a mission, perhaps?"
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"A church? Fine!"
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"Im glad you think you are being so helpful, but"
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"but telling people that they have an accent when they do not have an accent"
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"You see, Paco."
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"This señorita Charlotte Taylor Wilson has piqued my curiosity."
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"Oh, I know I have said it before... about Emilita Dupree."
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"and... María González ... and the three Sanchez sisters."
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"But this woman is different."
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"She has charm... she has spirit."
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"and. .. fire!, Yes...fire. That's very good."
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"Come in, come in!"
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"Your father's fencing dummy..."
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"and this just arrived for you."
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"Ooooh, poor Consuelo, you didn't have to come up all those stairs"
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"and carry that to me..."
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"Let me take it."
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"Where do you want this?"
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"Oh, anywhere is fine."
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"By the window!"
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"Who would be writing me a letter? Huh??"
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"Unless my nose for perfumes has badly betrayed me -"
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"Consuelo, por favor, please. By the chest of drawers."
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"None other than Señorita Charlotte Taylor Wilson!"
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"Paco, please. You read it to me, Huh?"
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"Consuelo, por favor in the corner, Gracias."
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"Is Esteban!, What do you want?"
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"A Masked Ball ..."
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"to celebrate ..."
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"His election as mayor! Yes!"
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"A festival! What am I going to wear?"
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"A, a bullfighter, perhaps."
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"Your father told me to bring that to you after he died."
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"A samurai, perhaps!"
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"He did die? Didn't he?"
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"I see...A gypsy fortune teller!"
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"Your father said you would know what to do with it."
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