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Clips from Mr. Mayor - Move Fast and Break Things (S02E02)

"they don't get to just come in here"
Mr. Mayor
"and tell us how to do our jobs."
Mr. Mayor
"Hey, how's it going, buddy?"
Mr. Mayor
"Those consultant guys can be a little scary, right?"
Mr. Mayor
"No. I'm not scared of them at all."
Mr. Mayor
"In fact, I think Milo and I"
Mr. Mayor
"are gonna be friends with benefits"
Mr. Mayor
"'cause his complex has a pool."
Mr. Mayor
"Okay, well,"
Mr. Mayor
"something that I'm doing to make friends with them"
Mr. Mayor
"is I tell them every important thing"
Mr. Mayor
"that I do around the office."
Mr. Mayor
"Sometimes I even stretch the truth a little bit"
Mr. Mayor
"to make myself sound more important."
Mr. Mayor
"Is that why you always do that?"
Mr. Mayor
"Uh, Jayden, how many miles of dental floss"
Mr. Mayor
"do you think that Americans use in a year?"
Mr. Mayor
"- Eight. - Don't blurt it out so fast!"
Mr. Mayor
"Just think for a hot sec."
Mr. Mayor
"And maybe don't have a blue tongue this afternoon."
Mr. Mayor
"It just might be too cool for a work meeting."
Mr. Mayor
"No, it's always better to be yourself."
Mr. Mayor
"It's like earlier when I couldn't get the printer"
Mr. Mayor
"to work, I let Milo see me cry"
Mr. Mayor
"because my emotions are most of who I am."
Mr. Mayor
"He'll find a new job, right? Maybe Disneyland needs a LeFou."
Mr. Mayor
"No, we have to help him."
Mr. Mayor
"No, it's the velociraptors again!"
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, no--"
Mr. Mayor
"oh, I stepped on one of their eggs!"
Mr. Mayor
"So there's nothing"
Mr. Mayor
"you can do as mayor to get me another test?"
Mr. Mayor
"I told everyone I could do the driving shots for the movie"
Mr. Mayor
"we're making in Spanish class."
Mr. Mayor
"It's a modern "Don Quixote" where horses are cars."
Mr. Mayor
"Honey, the DMV is run by the state,"
Mr. Mayor
"or believe me, I would have my new guys all over it."
Mr. Mayor
"[high-pitched] "My new guys. I love them so much!""
Mr. Mayor
"That's a cool new voice, Arpi."
Mr. Mayor
"I seriously can't retake the test for seven days?"
Mr. Mayor
"Why? - Who knows?"
Mr. Mayor
"You know, there's probably some archaic rule"
Mr. Mayor
"from when children had to stay home and help on the farm."
Mr. Mayor
"Actually, its origins are in voter suppression,"
Mr. Mayor
"but I know there's a complainulate.org petition"
Mr. Mayor
"to change it."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, honey, just please let Dan take you home."
Mr. Mayor
"I gotta get back in there."
Mr. Mayor
"The guys are gonna show me how to make a soap dish"
Mr. Mayor
"with a 3D printer."
Mr. Mayor
"Anyone can make a soap dish."
Mr. Mayor
"All you need is a Leatherman Rebar"
Mr. Mayor
"and a chunk of olive wood."
Mr. Mayor
"What's your point?"
Mr. Mayor
"Anything the I-Team can do, I can do better."
Mr. Mayor
"Well then, do it, Arpi."
Mr. Mayor
"I'm so glad these kids have lit a fire under you."
Mr. Mayor
"I can't wait to see all your sparkling achievements."
Mr. Mayor
"You wanna move fast and break some things?"
Mr. Mayor
"I'm Jayden Kwapis."
Mr. Mayor
"I'm the mayor's director of communications"
Mr. Mayor
"or "comms director," if you nasty."
Mr. Mayor
"Oof, that's his second Janet Jackson reference."
Mr. Mayor
"Third. You were on the phone"
Mr. Mayor
"when he tried to do the "Rhythm Nation" countdown"
Mr. Mayor
"and accidentally gave the bird."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, no. I can't let this happen."
Mr. Mayor
"Okay, Operation "Jayden Rescue" is a go."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, no. Mikaela choked on her Midol."
Mr. Mayor
"Jayden, you're the office Safety Marshal."
Mr. Mayor
"Save her. - Oh, okay, the Heimlich."
Mr. Mayor
"No, I am not allowed to touch her."
Mr. Mayor
"She made that very clear."
Mr. Mayor
"Stop staring!"
Mr. Mayor
"Do something, Leslie! Please!"
Mr. Mayor
"[stammering] I got it."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh! Oh, okay, I'm--"
Mr. Mayor
"Okay, I'm good. I swallowed it."
Mr. Mayor
"Okay, we did it."
Mr. Mayor
"Teamwork makes the dream work."
Mr. Mayor
"Broom-five!"
Mr. Mayor
"Okay, uh, James,"
Mr. Mayor
"I need to see you in my office right now."
Mr. Mayor
"I don't normally hit women."
Mr. Mayor
"Okay."
Mr. Mayor
"You can go ahead and tell the mayor"
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"that we should fire Jayden,"
Mr. Mayor
"but I'm not gonna let that happen."
Mr. Mayor
"Fine, you can keep Jayden, but are you also gonna fight me"
Mr. Mayor
"on the dude with a sugar glider in his desk?"
Mr. Mayor
"If you mean Leslie and Deputy Zoomer,"
Mr. Mayor
"it's a service sugar glider."
Mr. Mayor
"Because it's the only thing keeping him from killing us."
Mr. Mayor
"So yeah, I'm gonna fight you on all your proposals."
Mr. Mayor
"Okay, well, we can't really affect change"
Mr. Mayor
"in a place that refuses to change."
Mr. Mayor
"So what do you suggest we do here?"
Mr. Mayor
"I don't know, James."
Mr. Mayor
"Maybe do like my last Bumble date."
Mr. Mayor
"I go to the bathroom. You leave while I'm in there."
Mr. Mayor
"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"You know I was the first guy in Bel Air to have Wi-Fi."
Mr. Mayor
"You'd get a disc from AOL,"
Mr. Mayor
"and then if somebody else wanted to use the phone,"
Mr. Mayor
"they could not."
Mr. Mayor
"Arpi got me my permit."
Mr. Mayor
"I'm sorry. She what?"
Mr. Mayor
"I took your request to heart, sir."
Mr. Mayor
"We gotta start getting things done around here--"
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"not let the bureaucracy stop us."
Mr. Mayor
"So I found a loophole."
Mr. Mayor
"You cannot take the same permit test twice in one day,"
Mr. Mayor
"but you can test for another class of license."
Mr. Mayor
"At 16?"
Mr. Mayor
"There's an age waiver for agricultural families,"
Mr. Mayor
"and technically your Bel Air yard"
Mr. Mayor
"is large enough to be considered a sod farm."
Mr. Mayor
"I got a class A permit."
Mr. Mayor
"Now I can drive a tractor trailer."
Mr. Mayor
"Move fast and break things, literally."
Mr. Mayor
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