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Clips from Physical - Let's Not and Say We Did (S01E01)

You kept things from me.

"You kept things from me."

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You made me scared.

"You made me scared."

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Why did you do that?

"Why did you do that?"

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- To protect you. - From what?

"- To protect you. - From what?"

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From me.

"From me."

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That I'm... That I'm...

"That I'm... That I'm..."

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That I'm a monster and a sicko and a pervert and a freak.

"That I'm a monster and a sicko and a pervert and a freak."

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We are all sickos. Inside, anyway. Every single one of us.

"We are all sickos. Inside, anyway. Every single one of us."

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I am…

"I am…"

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What?

"What?"

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You're what? Say what you are.

"You're what? Say what you are."

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Ernie, you have to say it to me from now on,

"Ernie, you have to say it to me from now on,"

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whatever it is.

"whatever it is."

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I'm so turned on.

"I'm so turned on."

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That's right, you are.

"That's right, you are."

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- Yeah. - I am.

"- Yeah. - I am."

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- Where am I? - Hey, hey.

"- Where am I? - Hey, hey."

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You're in LA.

"You're in LA."

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Remember? We took a fundraising trip.

"Remember? We took a fundraising trip."

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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I just had the craziest dream.

"I just had the craziest dream."

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There was a mountain lion loose in the house,

"There was a mountain lion loose in the house,"

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and it was fucking huge.

"and it was fucking huge."

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And I couldn't find Maya,

"And I couldn't find Maya,"

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and I couldn't find you.

"and I couldn't find you."

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And I couldn't protect my girls.

"And I couldn't protect my girls."

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Where did you go?

"Where did you go?"

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Pharmacy. Maya's stomach. Your stomach. Pick a lie. Stick with it.

"Pharmacy. Maya's stomach. Your stomach. Pick a lie. Stick with it."

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I went home to my parents' house.

"I went home to my parents' house."

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Babe.

"Babe."

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Why did you do that?

"Why did you do that?"

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I just felt so terrible about dragging you up here

"I just felt so terrible about dragging you up here"

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and making you do all of this, and all for nothing.

"and making you do all of this, and all for nothing."

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And I just wanted to make it right, and I did.

"And I just wanted to make it right, and I did."

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That's not...

"That's not..."

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See?

"See?"

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What do they want in return?

"What do they want in return?"

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Despicable. The depths to which you'll go.

"Despicable. The depths to which you'll go."

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They wanna meet Maya.

"They wanna meet Maya."

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You gotta be kidding me.

"You gotta be kidding me."

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I will be there the whole time.

"I will be there the whole time."

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She'd never be alone with them.

"She'd never be alone with them."

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- It would be totally safe. - No. No, that is not happening.

"- It would be totally safe. - No. No, that is not happening."

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Please, please. Please don't. No, no, no. Please.

"Please, please. Please don't. No, no, no. Please."

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said yes.

"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said yes."

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But just think of all of the good we could do with this.

"But just think of all of the good we could do with this."

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- Everything that you could do. - I don't care.

"- Everything that you could do. - I don't care."

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It is not worth it.

"It is not worth it."

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I would rather owe my soul to the Ku Klux Klan.

"I would rather owe my soul to the Ku Klux Klan."

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Well, what if it was just my mother?

"Well, what if it was just my mother?"

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- Just your mother? - Well, it wasn't her fault.

"- Just your mother? - Well, it wasn't her fault."

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I mean, it was Dad's friend.

"I mean, it was Dad's friend."

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You told her, and she did nothing.

"You told her, and she did nothing."

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Well, I mean, what was she supposed to do?

"Well, I mean, what was she supposed to do?"

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She could've believed you.

"She could've believed you."

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Defended you.

"Defended you."

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But she didn't have the guts.

"But she didn't have the guts."

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He really thinks it's that easy for us.

"He really thinks it's that easy for us."

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And why wouldn't he?

"And why wouldn't he?"

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I mean, how old were you? Fourteen?

"I mean, how old were you? Fourteen?"

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I don't know exactly.

"I don't know exactly."

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Thirteen years old, round-faced, soft belly. You know exactly.

"Thirteen years old, round-faced, soft belly. You know exactly."

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We don't owe those assholes anything.

"We don't owe those assholes anything."

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Your family is right here, okay?

"Your family is right here, okay?"

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Maya and me.

"Maya and me."

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Okay.

"Okay."

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Okay?

"Okay?"

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Are you kidding me?

"Are you kidding me?"

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Let me just start by saying I'm sorry, dude. I'm sorry.

"Let me just start by saying I'm sorry, dude. I'm sorry."

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I did a bad thing.

"I did a bad thing."

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And I had this whole night riding over here on my skateboard,

"And I had this whole night riding over here on my skateboard,"

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trying to talk to you, and I just...

"trying to talk to you, and I just..."

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I just...

"I just..."

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- Are you holding a knife? - Yeah,

"- Are you holding a knife? - Yeah,"

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because I'm pissed at you, you piece of crap,

"because I'm pissed at you, you piece of crap,"

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and I'm gonna use it!

"and I'm gonna use it!"

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Did someone creep on you?

"Did someone creep on you?"

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Who fucking creeped on you? Crapped, creep, whatever.

"Who fucking creeped on you? Crapped, creep, whatever."

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I'll fucking kill the guy.

"I'll fucking kill the guy."

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Some lurker. I shouldn't have talked to him.

"Some lurker. I shouldn't have talked to him."

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I didn't know where you were! I wasn't thinking!

"I didn't know where you were! I wasn't thinking!"

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Fuck, dude. That's not on you. That's on me.

"Fuck, dude. That's not on you. That's on me."

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When you're not around me, I make bad decisions.

"When you're not around me, I make bad decisions."

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It's why I need you. And also, that's... I'm into you.

"It's why I need you. And also, that's... I'm into you."

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Good.

"Good."

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Because you're pretty much everything I have.

"Because you're pretty much everything I have."

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I don't have a backup plan.

"I don't have a backup plan."

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Did I ever tell you about that asshole, Brian?

"Did I ever tell you about that asshole, Brian?"

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Your brother?

"Your brother?"

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No, Brian, my brother, he's pretty cool.

"No, Brian, my brother, he's pretty cool."

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Just quiet since his accident.

"Just quiet since his accident."

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I mean Brian, my stepdad.

"I mean Brian, my stepdad."

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No.

"No."

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He was just your classic run-of-the-mill dickhead.

"He was just your classic run-of-the-mill dickhead."

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Pushing us around, calling me an idiot.

"Pushing us around, calling me an idiot."

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And my mom would always side with him.

"And my mom would always side with him."

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I kept waiting for her not to, but she always did.

"I kept waiting for her not to, but she always did."

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Bullies only lose in the movies.

"Bullies only lose in the movies."

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In real life, they win.

"In real life, they win."

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I am an idiot, though.

"I am an idiot, though."

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I mean, I...

"I mean, I..."

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I bought this board, and I don't even remember doing it.

"I bought this board, and I don't even remember doing it."

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I know we're trying to save. I just... I messed it up.

"I know we're trying to save. I just... I messed it up."

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Can we talk about it later?

"Can we talk about it later?"

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Fuck yeah.

"Fuck yeah."

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That is so chill by me.

"That is so chill by me."

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- Go, sweetie. Sit down. - Does she need anything for the road?

"- Go, sweetie. Sit down. - Does she need anything for the road?"

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- Any snacks or anything? - We're fine. Thank you for everything.

"- Any snacks or anything? - We're fine. Thank you for everything."

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Of course. I mean, I guess, next time you see me, I'll be a mom too.

"Of course. I mean, I guess, next time you see me, I'll be a mom too."

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I know it's the most natural thing in the world

"I know it's the most natural thing in the world"

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and I shouldn't be scared, but I'm a little scared.

"and I shouldn't be scared, but I'm a little scared."

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Say something. Reassure her. Be a human being for once.

"Say something. Reassure her. Be a human being for once."

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No one feels ready. But trust me, you have everything you need.

"No one feels ready. But trust me, you have everything you need."

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There's no need to be scared.

"There's no need to be scared."

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Of the giving birth part, anyway.

"Of the giving birth part, anyway."

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Becoming a mom, that's, you know, terrifying and forever.

"Becoming a mom, that's, you know, terrifying and forever."

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But good luck.

"But good luck."

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You'll be fine.

"You'll be fine."

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- Thank you so much. - Thank you.

"- Thank you so much. - Thank you."

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- Bye. - Great to see you. Good luck.

"- Bye. - Great to see you. Good luck."

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