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Clips from Love, Death & Robots - Alternate Histories (S01E01)

"[electronic buzz]"
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"[narrator] Welcome to Multiversity,"
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"America's leading Alternative History Research App."
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"Multiversity lets you modify any historical fact"
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"and witness virtual simulations of how history would change."
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"Take, for example, one of our most popular requests:"
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"the death of Adolf Hitler."
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"Now, let's change the date."
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"Six alternate time lines"
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"are included on this welcome demo."
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"We hope you enjoy."
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"Death scenario number one."
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"[whistling]"
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"Argh! Ugh!"
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"[yells in German]"
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"[screams]"
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"[narrator] Killed during a brawl on the steps of the Academy of Fine Arts."
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"-Result: World War I proceeds. -[soldiers yell]"
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"The Weimar Republic begins late."
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"World War II delayed until 1948. -[soldiers yell]"
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"-US drops atomic bomb on Berlin in 1952. -Yee-ha!"
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"Neil Armstrong,"
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"-first man on the moon, 1969. -["The Star-Spangled Banner" plays ]"
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"Death scenario number two."
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"[whistles]"
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"[yells in German]"
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"[horse neighs]"
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"[whimpers]"
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"[narrator] Killed by run-away  horse-drawn wagon filled with bratwurst."
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"Result: Vienna passes tough horse-drawn vehicle laws,"
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"prompting the quick acceptance of automobiles."
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"Austria becomes automotive industrial powerhouse."
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"-World War I proceeds. -[evil laugh]"
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"Germany and allies win thanks to technological advances."
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"-The '30s worldwide depression averted. -[evil laugh]"
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"Willy Brandt, first man on the moon, 1958."
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"Death scenario number three."
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"[whistles]"
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"[yells in German]"
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"[horse neighs]"
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"[yells in German]"
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"[chuckles]"
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"-[laughs] -[bird sings]"
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"[yells in German]"
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"[narrator] Killed by suffocation when encased in a block of gelatin."
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"Hitler is the random victim of a gelatin-encasing weapon"
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"-developed by the Russian aristocracy. -["Kalinka" playing]"
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"Result: The gelatin-encasing weapon is subsequently used"
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"to eliminate enemies of Tsar Nicholas II."
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"World War I begins with the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand."
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"World War I quickly ends in 1915."
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"Russia becomes sole superpower."
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"Vladimir Putin,"
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"-first real man on the moon, 1988. -[sings after final note of "Kalinka"]"
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"Death scenario number four."
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"[yells in German]"
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"[chuckles]"
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"-[laughs] -[bird sings]"
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"[wolf whistle]"
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"[striptease music plays]"
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"[panting]"
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"["William Tell Overture" plays]"
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"[panting heavily]"
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"[narrator] Killed by marathon fornication with four Viennese prostitutes."
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"Result: The prostitutes are all arrested,"
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"only to be revealed as libidinous travelers"
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"from a very sexy parallel dimension..."
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"who teach the Viennese their multi-dimensional ways of astro-pleasure."
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"Janine Lindemulder, first woman on the moon, 1996."
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"Death scenario number five."
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"[wolf whistle]"
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"-[striptease music playing] -[panting]"
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"[gasps]"
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"Killed by a meteor strike square on the head."
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"The meteor was a precursor to a massive asteroid cruising towards Earth."
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"It makes impact a few hours later."
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"Result: Humanity wiped out, along with 93% of all species."
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"A society of rats rises, evolves, becomes a perfect democracy..."
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"only to discover nationalism"
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"-and develop weapons of mass destruction, -[yelling]"
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"which work as intended, destroying the world..."
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"again..."
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"allowing the rise of a peaceful squid civilization."
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"Gluugsnergluug."
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"First squid on the moon 2,973,412."
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"Death scenario number six."
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"[wolf whistle]"
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"[gasps]"
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"[electronic buzz]"
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"[all] Hi, Hitler."
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"-[laughs] -[electronic buzz]"
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"-[shouts] Die! -[guns cocking]"
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"[narrator] Caught in the crossfire"
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"between time-traveling anti-Nazis sent to back to kill him"
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"and time-traveling Nazis sent back to prevent his assassination..."
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"-finally saved by his future self, -[laughs]"
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"Hitler forgets the first rule of time travel:"
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""Never touch your doppelganger.""
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"Killed by space-time paradox."
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"[narrator's voice distorting] Result: Causality loop annihilates time and space"
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"and destroys all life in the uni--"
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"[clicks]"
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"[narrator] Oops! Sorry about that. Thank you for choosing Multiversity!"
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"Now, it's your time to make history."
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"[keys tapping]"
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