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Clips from B Positive (2020) - Joint Pain (S01E01)

"I'm gonna stopsaying "penis" now,"
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"but you need to know, it's a great penis."
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"Duly noted."
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"Come on. You must want something."
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"Nope."
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"What about the piano?"
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"Remember when Maddie was in Annie?"
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"You guys practiced for hours on that thing."
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"She doesn't care about that anymore. You take it."
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"I know exactly what you're doing."
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"You always do this."
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"You always play the victim and make me the bad guy."
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"No, no, Julia. I want you to take everything."
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"I want you to be happy."
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"Well, you see what I'm dealing with."
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"I want to do a three-game parlay."
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"Pats plus the points.[knock on door]"
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"Come in."
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"Browns on the moneyline."
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"And Niners/Falcons on the over."
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"Yeah, I'm sure."
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"[scoffs] Unless the bet goes kaput,"
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"and then I have dementia and I never made this call."
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"I've got a little delivery for you."
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"A quart of my homemade beer."
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"And..."
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"a quarter ounce of my homemade weed."
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"Oh, you sweetie. Thanks. [sniffs]"
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"Ah, brings me back."
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"To Monday?Hey."
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"It's been a long week."
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"So..."
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"how's it going living with kidney boy?"
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"[sighs] I feel bad for him."
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"On top of everything else, he's going through"
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"this really rough divorce."
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"If only he could be"
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"pacified with beer and weed like you."
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"Well, how lucky that he has someone like you in his life."
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"Easy, Norma. You're already getting"
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"the friends and family discount."
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"Oh, wait a minute."
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"Mr. Colavito was asking"
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"if you could get him any ecstasy."
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"He's 90 years old. What's he want ecstasy for?"
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"I don't know, he met a girl."
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"Or a guy. I was half listening."
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"[playing "Tomorrow"]"
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"[mashes keys]"
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"This song is a lie."
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"The sun isn't coming out tomorrow."
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"The sun is never coming out."
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"Hey."
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"[door closes]There he is."
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"How was mediation?"
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"Oof. It was horrific."
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"Oh, man. Are you okay?"
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"Do I look okay?"
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"Honestly, you kind of look like this a lot."
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"Come here."
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"[sighs] I just..."
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"didn't think it would hurt this much."
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"I was just sitting there with her,"
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"and suddenly it hit me."
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"My marriage is over.Ugh."
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"I can't even imagine."
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"This has got be the worst day of my life."
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"I mean, not as bad as, "Drew, I want a divorce,""
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"or, "Drew, you need a new kidney,""
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"or, "Drew, the jazz band is just not for you.""
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"I'm so sorry."
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"Would a little weed cheer you up?"
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"Hey, you're supposed to be giving that up."
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"Oh, my God, chill. I'm not smoking it."
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"I'm just selling it."
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"[sighs]"
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"But for you, the first one's free, little boy."
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"Yeah, I'm-I'm not really good at pot. [chuckles]"
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"Okay."
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"I didn't say put it away."
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"Okay, you ready?"
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"One, two, three."
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"Did you feel that?"
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"[laughs]: No. Not at all."
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"Oh, man."
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"My leg looks like it did when I was seven."
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"Hey there, little guy."
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"Remember, love is a lie."
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"All right, give me the other one."
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"Man..."
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"I really liked being married.Yeah?"
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"What did you like about it?"
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"It just... it was comforting."
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"You know? It was like"
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"eating a grilled cheese"
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"with tomato soup on a rainy day."
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"Or-or a..."
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"fat stack of blueberry ricotta pancakes."
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"Oh, no. A salted caramel pie"
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"with a mound"
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"of whipped cream,"
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"all this chocolate sauce dribbled all over it."
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"I'll be right back. Don't move."
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"And don't worry."
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"You'll get married again."
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"No. Julia was the one."
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"We weren't always on the same page,"
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"but we always made a good team."
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"Even when we were breaking the law."
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"[gasps] Drew Dunbar broke the law?"
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"Oh!"
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"Okay."
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"True story.Mm-hmm?"
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"Wait, I lost it."
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"It's back, baby."
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"We went to the Berkshires for a weekend."
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"Mm-hmm.The fall tour."
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"Mm.The leaves--"
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"red, orange, yellow."
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"No, it was a ski trip."
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