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Clips from The Adam Project

"Like you can't wait to watch his soul exit his body."
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"Then you're gonna drop to your knees"
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"and punch him hard in the private bathing suit parts."
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"- I'm sorry, the what now? - Ah! Are we gonna smoke this banana?"
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"Or are we gonna talk about it all day? Let's go, go, go, go, go."
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"I'm gonna smoke your banana, motherf..."
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"No, no, no, no! No. That... that's not what we talked about."
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"[young Adam grunts]"
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"[groans]"
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"- [groans] - [Ray] Boom!"
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"[laughing] Oh yeah!"
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"- [Chuck] Nice, man. - [Ray] You crying, Reed?"
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"Oh no, Chuck. Look, we made him cry."
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"[Chuck] It's like he was trying to lose."
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"Run away, Reed!"
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"- What the hell? - I'm not supposed to do this."
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"Ever hear the expression, "Every bully has a bully"?"
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"Yours isn't holding up his end of the bargain, so I'm gonna take over."
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"- What are you talking about? - [shushes]"
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"You're a good fighter. You like to kick ass. You're a big kid."
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"But if you go near Adam again, I'll know, and I will find you, Ray."
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"And it won't be like a couple of kids in a playground scrap."
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"I will pull bones out of your body."
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"I will sharpen them."
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"- I will use them to stab little Chuckie. - What did I do?"
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"Shut your mouth, or I'll fill it with Ray's feet."
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"You understand what I'm saying? Got all of it? The bones?"
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"- Yeah. - Your feet in Chuckie's mouth?"
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"- [liquid running] - Good. Are you peeing right now?"
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"- Yeah. - You're a real streamer."
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"Get yourself home and clean yourself up."
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"Be the change you wanna see, okay?"
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"God, I hated those assholes."
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"[birdsong]"
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"Oh, come on."
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"Hey, Adam."
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"Get out of my stuff and open the door."
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"Put the drone down. It will kill us both."
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"Hey, look, you lost one fight. I figured you'd be used to that by now."
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"You coulda helped. You just stood there."
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"Christ. You're so sensitive."
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"Hey, you had to lose that fight."
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"You had to. Trust me."
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"You don't go from bein' you to bein' me without gettin' your ass kicked,"
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"a lot, all the time."
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"I'm sorry if I went too far today."
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"Shouldn't have done that."
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"- [young Adam] Who's this? - Who's who?"
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"Put that back."
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"You put that back."
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"As soon as you tell me who she is."
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"That's my wife, Laura."
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"We have a wife?"
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"No, we do not have a wife anymore."
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"- [Ellie] Hey. - Hi."
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"- [man] Aah. Hi, there. How are you? - Hey, Paul."
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"[Paul] Been a while."
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"[Ellie] Yep, how you doin'? That baby sleeping yet?"
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"Uh, not really. No."
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"[chuckles] No. Well, you'll miss those days when they're gone."
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"Ah, I find that hard to believe."
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"[Ellie] Believe it. Babies are pure love."
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"They grow into teenagers, who grow into be assassins of happiness."
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"Thank you, thank you."
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"Mm, well, somethin' to look forward to. [chuckles]"
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"Sorry. It's been a rough day."
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"Year. Couple of years."
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"Hmm. Your boy still havin' a hard time?"
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"[sighs]"
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"He hates me."
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"[Paul] Hmm."
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"It's not his fault. He's... he's just dealing."
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"It's fine. We'll be fine. It's good. Good, good, good."
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"I wish I knew what I was doin' wrong."
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"You're not doin' anything wrong."
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"Sorry. [laughs]"
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"- I'm sorry. - [laughing] Sorry, you scared me."
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"- I was eavesdropping. I'm sorry. - Yeah."
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"[chuckles] You're right, though. Teenage boys are horrible."
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"It's like living with a urinal cake that yells at you."
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"[laughs]"
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"Mothers are usually the ones who take the hit."
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"Yeah."
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"- But I'll tell you somethin'. - Mmm?"
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"Boys always come back for their mamas."
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"That's nice."
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"It sounds like you're speaking from experience."
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"I am."
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"You have a good mom?"
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"- [Adam] I do. - Oh."
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"[whispers] I have the best mom."
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"Good."
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"I hope you're right."
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"I'm still researching boarding schools in Fallujah, so..."
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"- Good. - [both laugh]"
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"No, I don't mean that. He's such a sweet kid."
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"I'm crazy about him."
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"We lost his dad in a car accident year before last."
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"Yeah. That's tough."
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"Yeah. You have no idea."
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"Well, I have some idea."
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"- Oh, sorry. - Sorry."
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"Jinx."
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"- Thank you. - [Adam] Thank you."
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"Aren't you grieving too?"
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"- Yeah. - [Adam] Yeah."
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"I am. Of course I am."
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"So tell him."
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"You should tell him."
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"I don't think he needs it."
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"You think you're being strong for him,"
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"and the problem with acting like you have it all together is..."
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"he believes it."
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"Maybe he needs to know that you don't."
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"It's okay if you don't."
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"[Adam chuckles]"
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"My husband had a jacket just like that."
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"Oh, this is a classic."
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"Yeah."
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"It was really nice chatting with you. I'll see you later."
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