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Clips from Bowfinger

Movies 1999 97 min ★ 6.5/10 (78,558 ratings) 1,160 clips
Comedy

Credits

Bowfinger International Pictures.
"Bowfinger International Pictures."
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Hi, this is Cherisse from AT&T.
"Hi, this is Cherisse from AT&T."
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We're wondering if your payment for $543 has gone astray.
"We're wondering if your payment for $543 has gone astray."
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Could you call us?
"Could you call us?"
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Just a reminder. We no longer need access to your residence...
"Just a reminder. We no longer need access to your residence..."
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to disconnect your phone.
"to disconnect your phone."
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Wow. Great script.
"Wow. Great script."
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Great script.
"Great script."
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Betsy, it's now or never.
"Betsy, it's now or never."
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We are gonna make a movie.
"We are gonna make a movie."
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- Bowfinger International Pictures. - It's Carol.
"- Bowfinger International Pictures. - It's Carol."
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How do I say this? I have an offer to go to Edmonton to do Cats.
"How do I say this? I have an offer to go to Edmonton to do Cats."
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It's a small role, but I've got to take it.
"It's a small role, but I've got to take it."
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- You keep promising me... - No!
"- You keep promising me... - No!"
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- But it's been eight months. - Carol, don't take that job.
"- But it's been eight months. - Carol, don't take that job."
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We are going to make a motion picture. I promise you that.
"We are going to make a motion picture. I promise you that."
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- But you've promised before. - I know.
"- But you've promised before. - I know."
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- Just be here tomorrow at 10:00 a.m. - But I can't afford...
"- Just be here tomorrow at 10:00 a.m. - But I can't afford..."
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- Please! - But you always...
"- Please! - But you always..."
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This is Dave. Beep comin'.
"This is Dave. Beep comin'."
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Dave, can you get me a Mercedes tomorrow?
"Dave, can you get me a Mercedes tomorrow?"
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I want you to find out when and where Jerry Renfro is having lunch.
"I want you to find out when and where Jerry Renfro is having lunch."
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Just do it. Don't think about it. Just do it.
"Just do it. Don't think about it. Just do it."
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You're my buddy.
"You're my buddy."
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Come on.
"Come on."
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Hello?
"Hello?"
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Afrim? It's Bowfinger. Great script.
"Afrim? It's Bowfinger. Great script."
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It is?
"It is?"
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You wrote a great script. Your accounting days are over.
"You wrote a great script. Your accounting days are over."
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Ha! He likes my script!
"Ha! He likes my script!"
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Afrim? Afrim?
"Afrim? Afrim?"
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Be here tomorrow at 10:00 a.m. 10:00 a.m.
"Be here tomorrow at 10:00 a.m. 10:00 a.m."
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Yes, boss.
"Yes, boss."
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- Slater. - Who is this?
"- Slater. - Who is this?"
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- Bowfinger. Don't hang up. - Bye.
"- Bowfinger. Don't hang up. - Bye."
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- Be here tomorrow at 10:00. - Ah, man, that's early.
"- Be here tomorrow at 10:00. - Ah, man, that's early."
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Big meeting, 10:00 a.m. Please?
"Big meeting, 10:00 a.m. Please?"
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You believe in me, don't you, Betsy?
"You believe in me, don't you, Betsy?"
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First of all, thank you for coming.
"First of all, thank you for coming."
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I know things have been a little slow.
"I know things have been a little slow."
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- Very slow. - Slow and low.
"- Very slow. - Slow and low."
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Let him speak.
"Let him speak."
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We are not the big guys. We are the little guys.
"We are not the big guys. We are the little guys."
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We never had muscle before, but now we do.
"We never had muscle before, but now we do."
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Because last night I read a screenplay...
"Because last night I read a screenplay..."
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that every studio in town is going to want.
"that every studio in town is going to want."
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And how did we get this screenplay? Because Afrim here...
"And how did we get this screenplay? Because Afrim here..."
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is a damn fine writer, as well as accountant and part-time receptionist.
"is a damn fine writer, as well as accountant and part-time receptionist."
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I said, "Afrim, if you can write as well as you can add..."
"I said, "Afrim, if you can write as well as you can add...""
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I didn't even have to finish my sentence. Twelve days later,
"I didn't even have to finish my sentence. Twelve days later,"
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he hands me this... this masterpiece.
"he hands me this... this masterpiece."
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- Oh, thank you, boss. - All right.
"- Oh, thank you, boss. - All right."
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Tell 'em the title.
"Tell 'em the title."
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- "Chubby Rain." - What?
"- "Chubby Rain." - What?"
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"Chubby Rain." Tell 'em why.
""Chubby Rain." Tell 'em why."
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The aliens come down to Earth in raindrops.
"The aliens come down to Earth in raindrops."
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Yeah!
"Yeah!"
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Making the raindrops chubby.
"Making the raindrops chubby."
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Aliens in the raindrops. Chubby rain. At the end of this movie...
"Aliens in the raindrops. Chubby rain. At the end of this movie..."
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when our hero, Keith Kincaid, looks up at the alien antenna and says,
"when our hero, Keith Kincaid, looks up at the alien antenna and says,"
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"Gotcha, suckas!"
""Gotcha, suckas!""
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I mean, that is a moment.
"I mean, that is a moment."
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Man, I don't know.
"Man, I don't know."
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Just give me till this afternoon to close the deal.
"Just give me till this afternoon to close the deal."
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If I don't, you can go anywhere you want.
"If I don't, you can go anywhere you want."
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Come here. Come here, come here.
"Come here. Come here, come here."
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See that FedEx truck?
"See that FedEx truck?"
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Every day it delivers important papers to people all over the world.
"Every day it delivers important papers to people all over the world."
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And one day, it is going to stop here...
"And one day, it is going to stop here..."
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and a man is going to walk up...
"and a man is going to walk up..."
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and casually toss a couple of FedExes on my desk.
"and casually toss a couple of FedExes on my desk."
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And at that moment, we...
"And at that moment, we..."
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And by we I mean me... will be important.
"And by we I mean me... will be important."
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- Wow. - Now, today...
"- Wow. - Now, today..."
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I have a very important meeting with Jerry Renfro.
"I have a very important meeting with Jerry Renfro."
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If it goes the way I think it's gonna go,
"If it goes the way I think it's gonna go,"
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I will see you at the Oscars.
"I will see you at the Oscars."
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Good job, Dave. Great work.
"Good job, Dave. Great work."
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You've got to have this back in 45 minutes. I'm supposed to be washing it.
"You've got to have this back in 45 minutes. I'm supposed to be washing it."
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Has Renfro left yet?
"Has Renfro left yet?"
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15 minutes ago. He should be getting to the restaurant now.
"15 minutes ago. He should be getting to the restaurant now."
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If this goes like I think, I'm making you cameraman.
"If this goes like I think, I'm making you cameraman."
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- Do you know what that means? - Means you'll be living up to your promise?
"- Do you know what that means? - Means you'll be living up to your promise?"
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That's right.
"That's right."
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And, if this movie gets made, I'm giving you my van.
"And, if this movie gets made, I'm giving you my van."
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It is my van.
"It is my van."
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Could you seat me next to Jerry Renfro? Thank you.
"Could you seat me next to Jerry Renfro? Thank you."
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Hey, Tony, how are you?
"Hey, Tony, how are you?"
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Uh-huh. No. Send the deal back.
"Uh-huh. No. Send the deal back."
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Uh-huh. Net, net?
"Uh-huh. Net, net?"
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If I'm gonna put $85 million into an avalanche movie,
"If I'm gonna put $85 million into an avalanche movie,"
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I gotta know where the snow is.
"I gotta know where the snow is."
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- Uh-huh. - And it better be Aspen.
"- Uh-huh. - And it better be Aspen."
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And I want to know what asshole's gonna direct.
"And I want to know what asshole's gonna direct."
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We gotta get a director.
"We gotta get a director."
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- Who's my star? - Get me a list.
"- Who's my star? - Get me a list."
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- He's got to be international. - I need an international star.
"- He's got to be international. - I need an international star."
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- Who's my star? - How about Kit Ramsey?
"- Who's my star? - How about Kit Ramsey?"
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Kit Ramsey is the hottest, sexiest action star in the world.
"Kit Ramsey is the hottest, sexiest action star in the world."
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When I think of Kit Ramsey in this avalanche movie,
"When I think of Kit Ramsey in this avalanche movie,"
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I get very comfortable.
"I get very comfortable."
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I'm not gonna get into a bidding war with...
"I'm not gonna get into a bidding war with..."
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because even if Kit Ramsey's interested, we might not want Kit Ramsey.
"because even if Kit Ramsey's interested, we might not want Kit Ramsey."
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Can you believe this?
"Can you believe this?"
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Now they try to tell us who's gonna be in our movies.
"Now they try to tell us who's gonna be in our movies."
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Get me Kit. Get me Kit right now.
"Get me Kit. Get me Kit right now."
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You don't put me on hold, I put you on hold.
"You don't put me on hold, I put you on hold."
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Put me on hold and you're a dead man.
"Put me on hold and you're a dead man."
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Hey, Jerry, how are you? Bobby Bowfinger, Bowfinger Films.
"Hey, Jerry, how are you? Bobby Bowfinger, Bowfinger Films."
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We worked on that thing a couple years ago.
"We worked on that thing a couple years ago."
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What thing?
"What thing?"
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The, uh, famous movie?
"The, uh, famous movie?"
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Hey. Hi, Kit. How are you?
"Hey. Hi, Kit. How are you?"
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My man! How's Dolores?
"My man! How's Dolores?"
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Good. You are first in line for the script, Kit.
"Good. You are first in line for the script, Kit."
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You can't be more first than first.
"You can't be more first than first."
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- Can I talk to him? - Huh?
"- Can I talk to him? - Huh?"
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- Can I talk to Kit? - Absolutely. Hey, Kit?
"- Can I talk to Kit? - Absolutely. Hey, Kit?"
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Got a surprise for you. Kit? Kit? I'm losing you...
"Got a surprise for you. Kit? Kit? I'm losing you..."
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Bad line?
"Bad line?"
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