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Clips from Severance - The We We Are (S01E01)

"Sorry, do you understand metaphor?"
Severance
"Yeah, hands in pies. I get it."
Severance
"I think we have to be really careful about who we talk to."
Severance
"- Okay. - How much time do you have?"
Severance
"I don't know. Maybe an hour?"
Severance
"Right. Because once your bosses find out…"
Severance
"Jesus, I totally forgot. Cobel! Why is Cobel here?"
Severance
"What?"
Severance
"My boss from Lumon. Ms. Cobel. She's at this party."
Severance
"What are you talking about?"
Severance
"I mean, she's dressed different."
Severance
"Kind of a flowy, purple outfit, silver hair."
Severance
"Mark, are you talking about Mrs. Selvig?"
Severance
"Maybe, but her name is Harmony Cobel."
Severance
"And she works at Lumon?"
Severance
"Yeah, she's my boss."
Severance
"Jesus fucking Christ."
Severance
"[Mr. Milchick] Dylan."
Severance
"Why are you doing this, man?"
Severance
"Come on."
Severance
"You are the refiner of the quarter!"
Severance
"[Ricken] "While most cultures view sex as ugly or foul,"
Severance
"- I've always seen it--" - Mrs. Selvig?"
Severance
"- What? - Is she there? Is Mrs. Selvig there?"
Severance
"- Do you-- - What?"
Severance
"Mrs. Selvig?"
Severance
"- What is going on? - She has Eleanor!"
Severance
"What? Um-- Uh-- Excuse me a moment, okay. Um--"
Severance
"Honey? What did you say?"
Severance
"[Devon] Mrs. Selvig has Eleanor. Did you see her?"
Severance
"- Oh, my God. - What is going on?"
Severance
"Oh, my God. Her car's gone."
Severance
"I gave her the baby, and she left!"
Severance
"- She left? With Eleanor? - [Devon] I handed her the baby,"
Severance
"and she left!"
Severance
"- [Ricken] Have we looked everywhere? - [Devon] Not yet!"
Severance
"[Ricken] Okay, let's-- let's go inside and look."
Severance
"Oh, my God!"
Severance
"[panting] I bet the tempers were disappointed."
Severance
"I can still get you back in there."
Severance
"I can get you any perk you want, Dylan."
Severance
"Hey, there's stuff you don't even know about."
Severance
"There's-- There's paintball, there's coffee cozies."
Severance
"Dylan, come on!"
Severance
"Just say the word, and I'll get you a coffee cozy literally right now, Dylan."
Severance
"Come on, man!"
Severance
"I wanna remember my fucking kid being born!"
Severance
"You have two others."
Severance
"I can tell you about 'em."
Severance
"Open the door, and I'll tell you their names."
Severance
"Come on, Dylan."
Severance
"- [breathes heavily] - [Mr. Milchick] Dylan!"
Severance
"[tires squealing]"
Severance
"[tires squealing]"
Severance
"[valet] Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's rolling."
Severance
"[Helly] My name is Helena, and I'm an Eagan. [chuckles]"
Severance
"So one of the things you learn growing up as an Eagan is that the workers…"
Severance
"- [coordinator] We start in two minutes. - Thanks."
Severance
"Good luck."
Severance
"I'll tee you up. Just stick to the talking points."
Severance
"Use the line about how you see your innie as your sister."
Severance
"- They'll love that. [chuckles] - Got it."
Severance
"It's gonna be great."
Severance
"She's not in the baby room."
Severance
"Have all these rooms been checked?"
Severance
"[Eleanor crying]"
Severance
"[Patton] Oh, thank God."
Severance
"Devon! I got her!"
Severance
"Devon, she's here! I found her."
Severance
"I found your child."
Severance
"- I'm the one who found her! - [crying fades]"
Severance
"[Mr. Milchick] Dylan!"
Severance
"Dylan!"
Severance
"[Natalie] …improvements in morale,"
Severance
"- a happier workplace. - [breathes heavily]"
Severance
"As with any transformative technology, there have been setbacks."
Severance
"Bumps in the road."
Severance
"But I'm here tonight to tell you that we are on the verge of a revolution."
Severance
"A kind and empathetic revolution"
Severance
"that puts the human being…"
Severance
"- Oh, my God! [breathes heavily] - Is it you?"
Severance
"[stammers] What are you talking about?"
Severance
"[exhales sharply] It is you, isn't it?"
Severance
"- [breathes shakily] - I'm gonna kill your company."
Severance
"[Ms. Cobel gasps]"
Severance
"Your company!"
Severance
"Who the hell do you think you are?"
Severance
"No. Your friends are gonna suffer."
Severance
"Mark will suffer."
Severance
"You'll be long gone,"
Severance
"but we will keep them alive, in pain."
Severance
"You're on."
Severance
"[Natalie] …decided that we could do better."
Severance
"He may never have seen a severance chip in his lifetime,"
Severance
"but it represents his gentle and elegant vision made manifest."
Severance
"But why don't we hear from someone who can tell us all about it firsthand?"
Severance
"Ladies and gentlemen, our guest of honor,"
Severance
"Helena Eagan. [chuckles]"
Severance
"Thank you, Natalie."
Severance
"[gasps]"
Severance
"Devon!"
Severance
"[Helly] My name is Helly R."
Severance
"I'm an innie."
Severance
"And everything they've told you about severance is a lie!"
Severance
"Devon!"
Severance
"Burt!"
Severance
"Burt!"
Severance
"No, no, no. Listen, we're not happy. We're miserable."
Severance
"Burt!"
Severance
"- [grunting, screaming] - They torture us down there!"
Severance
"[Irving] Burt!"
Severance
"Devon! Please!"
Severance
"We're prisoners!"
Severance
"She's alive!"
Severance
"[Dylan grunts]"
Severance
"Burt!"
Severance
"[elevator bell dings]"
Severance
"we were just discussing whether it might have been a wiser move"
Severance
"["Ace of Spades" playing]"
Severance