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Clips from The Mighty Boosh - Jungle (S01E01)

"Wolves."
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"Oh, here's your pipe."
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"Thanks, anyway."
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"Wait. You have passed the test."
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"- What test? - The pipe test."
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"Most men would have taken the pipe for it is worth welI over 35 Euros."
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"But you have an honest heart. You brought it back to me."
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"So I wilI help you. Your friend is not dead. He is allve."
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"But he is deep in the centre of the jungle room."
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"- Can you take me there? - I cannot take you the whole way"
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"for it is far too dangerous."
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"But I can take you some of the way. Hop upon my small section of Woodstock."
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"Right."
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"Let the journey commence."
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"- ls that it? - I can go no further."
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"- Oh, great. - Do not be afraid, pretty lady."
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"If you are in danger, play this simple tune and I wilI come to your aid."
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"( Plays three notes)"
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"Wow. Thanks, Rudi. You've been great. I don't know what to say."
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"Don't say anything. Simply kiss my balls."
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"- I'm not doing that. - You have passed the test."
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"- What test? - The ball test."
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"Most men would have kissed my balls for they are worth..."
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"- Bye. - Good luck."
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"Hello, stranger. You look weary from your travels."
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"Come. Sit down and warm yourself by the fire."
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"Thank you."
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"Only two kinds of people venture this far into the depths of the jungle."
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"A fool or an idiot."
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"Well, if risking life and limb to rescue a great man makes me a fool,"
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"then call me a fool."
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"- Well, fool... - Thanks."
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"- This person must be very important to you. - He is important. He's my mentor."
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"He's my hero."
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"Maybe this hero is closer than you think, Howard Moon."
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"- How do you know my name? - I thought you'd recognise my voice."
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"Oh, my God. Allan Holdsworth."
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"No, you numb nut. It is I, Tommy."
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"Tommy!"
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"Whoa, now!"
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"Woo! What's happening there?"
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"Howard?"
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"(Wolf howling)"
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"( Plays different three notes)"
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"all right, mate? What's the problem?"
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"- Where's Rudi? - The geezer with the Afro?"
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"Oh, no. This happens all the time. You played the wrong tune."
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"He's doo-dee-do. I'm doo-dee-da."
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"Should get that changed. Losing a lot of business."
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"- Why? What do you do? - I'm a locksmith."
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"You haven't seen my mate Howard, have you? Kind of tall, scruffy hair."
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"Small eyes like a crab."
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"He's talking to a geezer with a big head."
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"Excellent. Cheers. Thanks, mate. See you later."
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"Don't be blowing that wrong number again, will ya?"
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"What, I walk home, do I?"
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"Brilliant."
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"I have survived only by eating cheese."
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"And as the saying goes, you are what you eat."
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"And I am freaking cheese!"
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"I have built up an enormous fatty deposit about my face, much like a camel."
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"But you can barely notice."
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"Yeah. Tommy, we've got to get you back."
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"You're the only one who can stop the sale of the zoo."
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"- Hey, Howard. - Ah! A Mod!"
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"Stop it. Stop it. Stop it."
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"- What are you doing? - I am a Rocker! He is a Mod!"
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"- We are mortal enemies! - He's a friend."
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"Oh, sorry."
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"- Who's this yellow lunatic? - Vince, this is Tommy."
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"- I found him. - I thought you said he was handsome."
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"- Shh. - That's OK, Howard. The Mod is right."
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"I haven't aged well."
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"But let me tell you something."
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"Beauty is but skin deep, my pointy friend."
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"Get ready for some Tommy magic. Here comes the wisdom."
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"Yes, my face is hideous to behold."
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"But when I dance, oh, how my beauty shines forth"
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"and lights up the jungle!"
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"Cheese is a kind of meat"
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"A tasty yellow beef"
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"I milk it from my teat"
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"But I try to be discreet"
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"Ooh, cheese"
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"Ooh, cheese"
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"Is that your hero?"
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"- Yeah. He's gone a bit wrong. - I'm gonna stick with Jagger."
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"(Human beatbox)"
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"Oh!"
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"- Tommy, that's enough. - Come join me."
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"No, this isn't a time for dancing, OK? We've got a long journey ahead."
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"Fools. I know how to get out of the jungle instantly."
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"- How? - Gather round. I wilI reveaI all."
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"Come closer."
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"Not you, Fire."
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"- I leave this jungle every night. - How?"
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"Through the dreams that come with cheese."
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"Mmm... I'm skiing in France. I'm flying a boat."
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"I'm turning tricks in Chad! Cheese dreams!"
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"I'm off my ever-loving tits!"
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"- Come on, Babybel. - Cheese is a kind of meat"
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"A tasty yellow beef!"
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"Stop. Stop."
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"I can't go on any further. I am too old."
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"You and your wife must go on without me."
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"But we're nearly there. We've got to get back, stop the sale of the zoo."
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"I am slowing you down and the wolves are getting closer."
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"- You must go on alone. - Come on. Let's go."
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"I'm not leaving him. If we go back without him, it's all been for nothing."
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"Howard, I have a plan to save the zoo."
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"- What plan? - First, you must kilI me."
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"- I can't do that. - I could do that."
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"Do you mind? This is a poignant moment between me and my hero."
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"Listen, Howard. Remember the first thing I taught you?"
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"- That dolphins are evil. - No. The other thing."
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"- We all die. - We all die."
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"But do we really die?"
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"Perhaps even in death I can save the zoo."
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"But you must help me, Howard Moon."
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"- I think I understand. - You do understand."
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