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Clips from B Positive (2020) - Osteoporosis, a Thaaang and a Slinky (S02E02)

"I had no idea your wife died."
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"I'm so sorry."
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"No, I lost her at a Super Kmart."
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"She said she was going for Q-tips,"
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"and I never saw her again."
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"But I know you're watching over me, Coco."
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"I-I think what he's trying to say is"
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"that Jackie would be happy you found Bette.JERRY: Yeah."
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"I think she would."
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"Thanks, fellas."
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"Bette's a special lady,"
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"a-and I want to show her by banging her good."
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"[knock on door]"
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"Come in."
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"Hey, how's it going?"
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"I didn't see you at dinner."
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"That's 'cause the food gets in the way of the booze.Oh."
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"Irene is definitely a handful."
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"A handful? Don't you mean a bitch?"
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"I don't like it when women use that word for other women..."
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"but yeah, total bitch."
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"My whole life,"
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"everything I had, she had to have, too."
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"When I got a doll, she'd cry until she got the same one."
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"I permed my hair in high school."
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"So did she."
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"Thankfully her hair fell out."
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"Yeah, but that's normal sister stuff."
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"Like, when my sister got a bag of weed, I wanted one, too."
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"Did your sister steal your first love?"
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"Well, weed was my first love."
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"She really stole your boyfriend?"
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"The date was May 11, 1958."
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"I guess I'm sitting for this one."
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"I'd been seeing Stanley for a while."
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"He was handsome, funny..."
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"I was madly in love with him."
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"[sucks teeth]"
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"Then Irene walks in wearing one of her tight sweaters"
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"and asks him to fix her flat tire."
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"Six months later, I was at their wedding."
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"I got so drunk,"
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"I wound up fooling around with my second cousin, Larry."
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"Coat closet, Cousin Dwight, been there."
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"So you understand why I can't have her live here."
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"Totally."
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"I know what it's like to have a sister who..."
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"Don't you dare make this about you."
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"But I have an awful sister, too."
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"[groans]"
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"[knock on door]One second."
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"I'm old, time is precious."
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"Here's my application to move in."
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"For emergency contact, I put Tom Selleck."
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"I don't know him, but I'd like to meet him before I die."
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"[chuckles softly] Yeah, about that..."
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"We actually have no vacancies."
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"I see."
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"Like little baby Jesus, no room at the inn."
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"Yes. Exactly."
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"And it has nothing to do with my sister not wanting me here?"
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"Right again.You're a terrible liar."
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"Mm, I know."
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"She poisoned you against me."
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"Oh, she did tell me about Stanley."
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"You want to hear my side?"
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"Not really."
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"They'd been going out for a bit, nothing serious,"
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"and then one day, Stanley showed up before Norma got home,"
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"and we started talking."
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"And it was like, bam, instant connection."
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"Still, she's your sister."
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"Yeah, and he was my soul mate."
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"We were together for 57 years."
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"[sighs]"
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"See, that's why I didn't want to hear this."
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"And she met her Arthur a year later."
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"They had a wonderful life together."
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"Well, as wonderful as life can be with Norma."
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"[smacks lips]"
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"It's interesting."
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"I have a terrible relationship with my sister."
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"Don't make this about you."
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"You know, I've never dated a therapist"
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"that wasn't my therapist."
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"This was right after my ex-husband"
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"dropped the assault and battery charges against me."
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"Are we sleeping together tonight?"
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"Um, you know, I hadn't given it much thought."
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"I'm asking 'cause I'm waiting on some lab results,"
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"and I can only do hand stuff."
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"That's very thoughtful."
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"My Uncle Harry said really nice things about you."
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"Did he? Oh. Mm-hmm."
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"Funny, he didn't say nearly enough about you."
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"[chuckles][chuckles]"
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"Welcome to my humble abode."
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"Well, I figured there'd be leopard print,"
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"but you got the entire endangered species list."
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"[sexy jazz starts playing]"
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"Mm."
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"Oh, right to it, huh?"
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"You know, at our age, we really ought to stretch."
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"I'd hate to pull something."
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"Let me do the pulling. Mm."
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"[both moaning]"
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"Whoa. Your floor plan's got the bathroom and the window"
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"on the right. Mine's just the opposite."
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"Are you sure you're ready for this?"
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"Oh, yeah. Totally."
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"I'm just worried I'm gonna disappoint you."
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"Oh. That's very sweet, but there's nothing to worry about."
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"Thanks."
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"I just don't really know where to start."
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"Whoa, those are nice."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"I'd applaud, but..."
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"I don't want to take my hands off."
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"Should we get into bed?"
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"I go where they go."
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