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Clips from Stir Crazy (1980)

"Hello? Mr. Len Garber, please."
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"Did he leave word where he could be reached?"
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"Okay. Thank you."
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"Operator? Please get me the sheriff's office. This is an emergency."
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"I've been looking for you."
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"-Where've you been? -Look at this."
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"It's so simple it is absurd. It should be laughed out of court."
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"We'll talk about that later."
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"-They're gonna kill your clients. -They're innocent!"
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"That's not the point. I'll explain it later."
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"We have to get to the rodeo."
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"It's across town. We'll never make it."
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"We have to try. Will you shut up and hurry?"
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"I almost blew it. How can I call myself a lawyer?"
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"That's it for the preliminaries."
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"Get ready for the event that you all came to see."
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"It's our featured event, the Top Hand competition."
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"-How's your secret weapon, Wally? -Fit as a fiddle, Henry."
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"-It's a nice day for it, ain't it? -Sure is."
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"-Come on down, got your Coke here.... -Peanuts, popcorn...."
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"Now remember, spur him high on the shoulders, okay?"
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"Try to keep a good rhythm."
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"It's time for the wild and woolly Top Hand competition."
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"Leading off for Glenboro Prison is New Yorker Skip Donahue..."
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"... doing time for making a withdrawal without having an account."
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"He told the judge he was just trying to help New York by using our money."
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"-I hope I can remember everything. -Good luck."
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"Thanks. That's very kind of you."
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"That's our boy, baby! That's our boy there!"
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"What do you say about that, folks? He's got some cowboy in him, huh?"
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"He sure does. You old sly bones."
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"-Where'd you get him? -We'll see."
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"Next up, five-time winner and current champion, Caesar Geronimo."
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"Got caught selling some white powder at the border."
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"And by white powder, I don't mean talcum powder."
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"His horse is so tough it's already put 1 1 cowboys in the hospital."
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"And that's just by breaking wind on them."
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"All right! That cowboy must have some real strong glue in the saddle."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, that man of mischief from Oklahoma..."
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"... Iast year's runner-up is getting set in chute number five, Ringo Stapelton."
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"He's doing 99 years for kidnapping a trainload of college girls..."
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"... on their way to a singing contest in Las Vegas."
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"Oh, Ringo's in trouble already. He's down, and the bull's on top of him!"
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"Next is Bucky Stillwater..."
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"... found guilty of misplacing $4 million worth of insurance money."
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"The money was never recovered..."
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"... which is why Bucky has more friends among the inmates..."
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"... than any other prisoner in the whole system."
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"Whatever Bucky wants, old Bucky gets. Except for parole, that is...."
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"Don't be too surprised if Bucky's out in time to enjoy that loot..."
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"...before old age catches up with him."
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"Third up, out of chute number four, is the Glenboro Prison entry."
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"It's that city slicker again, who's giving the champ a run for his money."
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"Can he keep it up? We're gonna all find out..."
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"... whether it's luck or if he's really got some redneck in him."
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"Up on Flapjack, here's Skip Donahue."
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"Okay. A little tighter, Jesus."
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"-How's that? -That's it."
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"Watch his head."
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"-Ready? -Okay, let's go."
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"Open the gate!"
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"Seem to have ourselves a problem down here."
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"He'll be killed in there!"
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"Some son of a bitch put a lock on the gate!"
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"That New Yorker is full of surprises."
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"Now here's last year's champ, Caesar Geronimo..."
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"...riding a bull that nobody can ride for more than 3 seconds."
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"A bull by the name of Tornado."
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"Now you know why he's our defending champ."
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"Well, folks, take a breather while the judges tally up the scores."
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"We'll pause for the cause..."
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"...and I'll be back in just a bit to announce the winner."
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"Hold on, folks, we got ourselves the first..."
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"...push in the history of the prison rodeo."
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"There ain't gonna be any push. I was ready for this."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, hold on to your hats."
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"As a tiebreaker, both wardens have okayed the Hard Money event..."
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"... the single most dangerous event in all of rodeo competition."
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"All you have to do to win this event..."
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"... is snatch a little sack of money between the horns of a bull."
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"As soon as our two boys get ready, we'll start our final competition."
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"Are you ready for the main event?"
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"Well, listen to this. Warden Beatty has just informed me..."
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"... that he and Warden Sampson have so much faith in their boys..."
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"... that instead of splitting the purse as usual..."
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"... it'll be a winner-take-all event."
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"I'm saying that $50, 000 in bills is gonna be tied..."
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"...between the horns of one of the meanest bulls around."
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"And whichever inmate grabs the money is the winner."
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"And here they are, ladies and gentlemen."
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"I get nervous sometimes before these things."
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"-Word is that your warden's a nice guy. -He's a prick."
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"A prick? Boy, did I hear that wrong. Well, is it true you're an ass-kisser?"
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"-You're gonna get a punch in the mouth. -I'm just telling you what I heard."
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"I'm an ass-kisser too."
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"We're both dumb if no one's gonna get this money except two pricks."
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"Stands to reason, doesn't it?"
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"I'll distract the bull, you grab the money. Okay?"
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"What difference does it make who wins?"
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"Why don't we give the cash to the prisoners?"
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"I'll tell you what. You do whatever you think is best, okay? Get ready."
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"The winner, and champion for the sixth time in a row, Caesar Geronimo."
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"Goddamn!"
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"Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle! That boy's lost his mind."
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"Holy cow, there's gonna be hell to pay for that."
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"Now to wrap up our day, here's the greased-pig sacking contest."
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"-Holy shit! -What?"
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"What the hell is going--? Are you okay?"
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"They're in the camper!"
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"Look, I'm sorry, but we're in a real hurry, okay?"
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"What is going on?"
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"I'm sorry. Harry Monroe, Skip Donahue..."
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"...Rory Schultebrand."
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"-My wife, Teresa, and my brother, Ramon. -Hello."
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"-Hey, guys. That is yours. -Where you guys going?"
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"Veracruz. We got some family there."
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"-Hey, Rory going with you? -Try to be brave, Sweetpants."
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"-Oh, man! Take care. -Be a good girl, now."
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"Ramon! A su casa, honey. It's me and you!"
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"He kissed me. Damn!"
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