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Comedy

Credits

Hello? Mr. Len Garber, please.
"Hello? Mr. Len Garber, please."
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Did he leave word where he could be reached?
"Did he leave word where he could be reached?"
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Okay. Thank you.
"Okay. Thank you."
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Operator? Please get me the sheriff's office. This is an emergency.
"Operator? Please get me the sheriff's office. This is an emergency."
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I've been looking for you.
"I've been looking for you."
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-Where've you been? -Look at this.
"-Where've you been? -Look at this."
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It's so simple it is absurd. It should be laughed out of court.
"It's so simple it is absurd. It should be laughed out of court."
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We'll talk about that later.
"We'll talk about that later."
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-They're gonna kill your clients. -They're innocent!
"-They're gonna kill your clients. -They're innocent!"
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That's not the point. I'll explain it later.
"That's not the point. I'll explain it later."
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We have to get to the rodeo.
"We have to get to the rodeo."
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It's across town. We'll never make it.
"It's across town. We'll never make it."
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We have to try. Will you shut up and hurry?
"We have to try. Will you shut up and hurry?"
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I almost blew it. How can I call myself a lawyer?
"I almost blew it. How can I call myself a lawyer?"
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That's it for the preliminaries.
"That's it for the preliminaries."
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Get ready for the event that you all came to see.
"Get ready for the event that you all came to see."
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It's our featured event, the Top Hand competition.
"It's our featured event, the Top Hand competition."
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-How's your secret weapon, Wally? -Fit as a fiddle, Henry.
"-How's your secret weapon, Wally? -Fit as a fiddle, Henry."
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-It's a nice day for it, ain't it? -Sure is.
"-It's a nice day for it, ain't it? -Sure is."
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-Come on down, got your Coke here.... -Peanuts, popcorn....
"-Come on down, got your Coke here.... -Peanuts, popcorn...."
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Now remember, spur him high on the shoulders, okay?
"Now remember, spur him high on the shoulders, okay?"
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Try to keep a good rhythm.
"Try to keep a good rhythm."
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It's time for the wild and woolly Top Hand competition.
"It's time for the wild and woolly Top Hand competition."
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Leading off for Glenboro Prison is New Yorker Skip Donahue...
"Leading off for Glenboro Prison is New Yorker Skip Donahue..."
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... doing time for making a withdrawal without having an account.
"... doing time for making a withdrawal without having an account."
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He told the judge he was just trying to help New York by using our money.
"He told the judge he was just trying to help New York by using our money."
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-I hope I can remember everything. -Good luck.
"-I hope I can remember everything. -Good luck."
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Thanks. That's very kind of you.
"Thanks. That's very kind of you."
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That's our boy, baby! That's our boy there!
"That's our boy, baby! That's our boy there!"
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What do you say about that, folks? He's got some cowboy in him, huh?
"What do you say about that, folks? He's got some cowboy in him, huh?"
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He sure does. You old sly bones.
"He sure does. You old sly bones."
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-Where'd you get him? -We'll see.
"-Where'd you get him? -We'll see."
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Next up, five-time winner and current champion, Caesar Geronimo.
"Next up, five-time winner and current champion, Caesar Geronimo."
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Got caught selling some white powder at the border.
"Got caught selling some white powder at the border."
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And by white powder, I don't mean talcum powder.
"And by white powder, I don't mean talcum powder."
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His horse is so tough it's already put 1 1 cowboys in the hospital.
"His horse is so tough it's already put 1 1 cowboys in the hospital."
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And that's just by breaking wind on them.
"And that's just by breaking wind on them."
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All right! That cowboy must have some real strong glue in the saddle.
"All right! That cowboy must have some real strong glue in the saddle."
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Ladies and gentlemen, that man of mischief from Oklahoma...
"Ladies and gentlemen, that man of mischief from Oklahoma..."
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... Iast year's runner-up is getting set in chute number five, Ringo Stapelton.
"... Iast year's runner-up is getting set in chute number five, Ringo Stapelton."
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He's doing 99 years for kidnapping a trainload of college girls...
"He's doing 99 years for kidnapping a trainload of college girls..."
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... on their way to a singing contest in Las Vegas.
"... on their way to a singing contest in Las Vegas."
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Oh, Ringo's in trouble already. He's down, and the bull's on top of him!
"Oh, Ringo's in trouble already. He's down, and the bull's on top of him!"
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Next is Bucky Stillwater...
"Next is Bucky Stillwater..."
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... found guilty of misplacing $4 million worth of insurance money.
"... found guilty of misplacing $4 million worth of insurance money."
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The money was never recovered...
"The money was never recovered..."
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... which is why Bucky has more friends among the inmates...
"... which is why Bucky has more friends among the inmates..."
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... than any other prisoner in the whole system.
"... than any other prisoner in the whole system."
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Whatever Bucky wants, old Bucky gets. Except for parole, that is....
"Whatever Bucky wants, old Bucky gets. Except for parole, that is...."
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Don't be too surprised if Bucky's out in time to enjoy that loot...
"Don't be too surprised if Bucky's out in time to enjoy that loot..."
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...before old age catches up with him.
"...before old age catches up with him."
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Third up, out of chute number four, is the Glenboro Prison entry.
"Third up, out of chute number four, is the Glenboro Prison entry."
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It's that city slicker again, who's giving the champ a run for his money.
"It's that city slicker again, who's giving the champ a run for his money."
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Can he keep it up? We're gonna all find out...
"Can he keep it up? We're gonna all find out..."
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... whether it's luck or if he's really got some redneck in him.
"... whether it's luck or if he's really got some redneck in him."
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Up on Flapjack, here's Skip Donahue.
"Up on Flapjack, here's Skip Donahue."
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Okay. A little tighter, Jesus.
"Okay. A little tighter, Jesus."
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-How's that? -That's it.
"-How's that? -That's it."
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Watch his head.
"Watch his head."
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-Ready? -Okay, let's go.
"-Ready? -Okay, let's go."
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Open the gate!
"Open the gate!"
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Seem to have ourselves a problem down here.
"Seem to have ourselves a problem down here."
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He'll be killed in there!
"He'll be killed in there!"
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Some son of a bitch put a lock on the gate!
"Some son of a bitch put a lock on the gate!"
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That New Yorker is full of surprises.
"That New Yorker is full of surprises."
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Now here's last year's champ, Caesar Geronimo...
"Now here's last year's champ, Caesar Geronimo..."
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...riding a bull that nobody can ride for more than 3 seconds.
"...riding a bull that nobody can ride for more than 3 seconds."
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A bull by the name of Tornado.
"A bull by the name of Tornado."
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Now you know why he's our defending champ.
"Now you know why he's our defending champ."
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Well, folks, take a breather while the judges tally up the scores.
"Well, folks, take a breather while the judges tally up the scores."
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We'll pause for the cause...
"We'll pause for the cause..."
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...and I'll be back in just a bit to announce the winner.
"...and I'll be back in just a bit to announce the winner."
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Hold on, folks, we got ourselves the first...
"Hold on, folks, we got ourselves the first..."
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...push in the history of the prison rodeo.
"...push in the history of the prison rodeo."
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There ain't gonna be any push. I was ready for this.
"There ain't gonna be any push. I was ready for this."
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Ladies and gentlemen, hold on to your hats.
"Ladies and gentlemen, hold on to your hats."
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As a tiebreaker, both wardens have okayed the Hard Money event...
"As a tiebreaker, both wardens have okayed the Hard Money event..."
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... the single most dangerous event in all of rodeo competition.
"... the single most dangerous event in all of rodeo competition."
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All you have to do to win this event...
"All you have to do to win this event..."
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... is snatch a little sack of money between the horns of a bull.
"... is snatch a little sack of money between the horns of a bull."
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As soon as our two boys get ready, we'll start our final competition.
"As soon as our two boys get ready, we'll start our final competition."
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Are you ready for the main event?
"Are you ready for the main event?"
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Well, listen to this. Warden Beatty has just informed me...
"Well, listen to this. Warden Beatty has just informed me..."
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... that he and Warden Sampson have so much faith in their boys...
"... that he and Warden Sampson have so much faith in their boys..."
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... that instead of splitting the purse as usual...
"... that instead of splitting the purse as usual..."
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... it'll be a winner-take-all event.
"... it'll be a winner-take-all event."
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I'm saying that $50, 000 in bills is gonna be tied...
"I'm saying that $50, 000 in bills is gonna be tied..."
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...between the horns of one of the meanest bulls around.
"...between the horns of one of the meanest bulls around."
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And whichever inmate grabs the money is the winner.
"And whichever inmate grabs the money is the winner."
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And here they are, ladies and gentlemen.
"And here they are, ladies and gentlemen."
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I get nervous sometimes before these things.
"I get nervous sometimes before these things."
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-Word is that your warden's a nice guy. -He's a prick.
"-Word is that your warden's a nice guy. -He's a prick."
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A prick? Boy, did I hear that wrong. Well, is it true you're an ass-kisser?
"A prick? Boy, did I hear that wrong. Well, is it true you're an ass-kisser?"
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-You're gonna get a punch in the mouth. -I'm just telling you what I heard.
"-You're gonna get a punch in the mouth. -I'm just telling you what I heard."
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I'm an ass-kisser too.
"I'm an ass-kisser too."
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We're both dumb if no one's gonna get this money except two pricks.
"We're both dumb if no one's gonna get this money except two pricks."
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Stands to reason, doesn't it?
"Stands to reason, doesn't it?"
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I'll distract the bull, you grab the money. Okay?
"I'll distract the bull, you grab the money. Okay?"
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What difference does it make who wins?
"What difference does it make who wins?"
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Why don't we give the cash to the prisoners?
"Why don't we give the cash to the prisoners?"
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I'll tell you what. You do whatever you think is best, okay? Get ready.
"I'll tell you what. You do whatever you think is best, okay? Get ready."
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The winner, and champion for the sixth time in a row, Caesar Geronimo.
"The winner, and champion for the sixth time in a row, Caesar Geronimo."
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Goddamn!
"Goddamn!"
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Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle! That boy's lost his mind.
"Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle! That boy's lost his mind."
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Holy cow, there's gonna be hell to pay for that.
"Holy cow, there's gonna be hell to pay for that."
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Now to wrap up our day, here's the greased-pig sacking contest.
"Now to wrap up our day, here's the greased-pig sacking contest."
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-Holy shit! -What?
"-Holy shit! -What?"
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What the hell is going--? Are you okay?
"What the hell is going--? Are you okay?"
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They're in the camper!
"They're in the camper!"
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Look, I'm sorry, but we're in a real hurry, okay?
"Look, I'm sorry, but we're in a real hurry, okay?"
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What is going on?
"What is going on?"
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I'm sorry. Harry Monroe, Skip Donahue...
"I'm sorry. Harry Monroe, Skip Donahue..."
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...Rory Schultebrand.
"...Rory Schultebrand."
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-My wife, Teresa, and my brother, Ramon. -Hello.
"-My wife, Teresa, and my brother, Ramon. -Hello."
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-Hey, guys. That is yours. -Where you guys going?
"-Hey, guys. That is yours. -Where you guys going?"
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Veracruz. We got some family there.
"Veracruz. We got some family there."
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-Hey, Rory going with you? -Try to be brave, Sweetpants.
"-Hey, Rory going with you? -Try to be brave, Sweetpants."
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-Oh, man! Take care. -Be a good girl, now.
"-Oh, man! Take care. -Be a good girl, now."
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Ramon! A su casa, honey. It's me and you!
"Ramon! A su casa, honey. It's me and you!"
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He kissed me. Damn!
"He kissed me. Damn!"
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