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Clips from Stir Crazy

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Kikina presents
"Kikina presents"
Stir Crazy
Marvellous salad.
"Marvellous salad."
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Marvellous. May I have a bit more, please?
"Marvellous. May I have a bit more, please?"
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-Yes, sir. -Oh, me too.
"-Yes, sir. -Oh, me too."
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Count me in. It is divine.
"Count me in. It is divine."
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-Tell Sissie everything is excellent. -She'll be pleased.
"-Tell Sissie everything is excellent. -She'll be pleased."
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And I'll have a little fraction more of that wonderful salad.
"And I'll have a little fraction more of that wonderful salad."
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Yes, ma'am.
"Yes, ma'am."
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Is it ready?
"Is it ready?"
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-It needs more oregano. -I put a lot in.
"-It needs more oregano. -I put a lot in."
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Well, just a touch more.
"Well, just a touch more."
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-Where did you get this? -Out of your bag.
"-Where did you get this? -Out of your bag."
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That's not my bag. That's the waiter's bag.
"That's not my bag. That's the waiter's bag."
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Four more salads for four very hungry people who--
"Four more salads for four very hungry people who--"
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-What's wrong, Mavis? -Harry, what is this?
"-What's wrong, Mavis? -Harry, what is this?"
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That's personal.
"That's personal."
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What is it?
"What is it?"
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-It ain't oregano. -Oh, my God!
"-It ain't oregano. -Oh, my God!"
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-You put this in the veal? -And the soup.
"-You put this in the veal? -And the soup."
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-No! -And the salad.
"-No! -And the salad."
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Lord have mercy! Grass!
"Lord have mercy! Grass!"
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My grass!
"My grass!"
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Jesus! You cooked half my stash!
"Jesus! You cooked half my stash!"
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Excuse me, dear. May I talk with you for a minute?
"Excuse me, dear. May I talk with you for a minute?"
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-Up your kazoo! -Up my.... Wait.
"-Up your kazoo! -Up my.... Wait."
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I'm not trying to be a pest. I know you're an actress.
"I'm not trying to be a pest. I know you're an actress."
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-Who are you? -Skip Donahue. I'm a playwright.
"-Who are you? -Skip Donahue. I'm a playwright."
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I saw you do a scene from Romeo and Juliet.
"I saw you do a scene from Romeo and Juliet."
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You were wonderful. I'm not just saying it to be kind. You were lovely.
"You were wonderful. I'm not just saying it to be kind. You were lovely."
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Get out of my way or I'll kick you in the nuts.
"Get out of my way or I'll kick you in the nuts."
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Kick in the nuts! You're fantastic. The way you can switch characters.
"Kick in the nuts! You're fantastic. The way you can switch characters."
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The difference between this and Juliet is fabulous.
"The difference between this and Juliet is fabulous."
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I know you're not wearing anything under that coat.
"I know you're not wearing anything under that coat."
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-What? -I also know you're a shoplifter.
"-What? -I also know you're a shoplifter."
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-Part-time. -Are you some kind of loony tune?
"-Part-time. -Are you some kind of loony tune?"
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No. I'm the store detective here. Part-time.
"No. I'm the store detective here. Part-time."
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Mrs. R.H. was my best customer too.
"Mrs. R.H. was my best customer too."
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Well, I was James' best customer. He sold me this African gungi '65.
"Well, I was James' best customer. He sold me this African gungi '65."
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Do you know what you've done? For a little of this, my girlfriend...
"Do you know what you've done? For a little of this, my girlfriend..."
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...was gonna let me have her and two of her girlfriends.
"...was gonna let me have her and two of her girlfriends."
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She'll ruin me when she finds out!
"She'll ruin me when she finds out!"
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-Maybe she'll think it's the wine. -The wine?
"-Maybe she'll think it's the wine. -The wine?"
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There's no wine in the world that-- Smell that.
"There's no wine in the world that-- Smell that."
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This is '65 African gungi from the motherland.
"This is '65 African gungi from the motherland."
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Understand? It's been soaked in the earth back home. This is mean!
"Understand? It's been soaked in the earth back home. This is mean!"
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One joint of this put Southern California to sleep back in '65.
"One joint of this put Southern California to sleep back in '65."
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There was a revolution in '65. We missed it because of this.
"There was a revolution in '65. We missed it because of this."
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This is bad! And you went and spread it over everything.
"This is bad! And you went and spread it over everything."
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I hope you had fun, because I ain't gonna.
"I hope you had fun, because I ain't gonna."
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I saw you pretend to steal that dress. You even looked guilty.
"I saw you pretend to steal that dress. You even looked guilty."
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You're a wonderful actress. But you didn't know...
"You're a wonderful actress. But you didn't know..."
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...l also saw you take off the dress and throw it in the trash bin.
"...l also saw you take off the dress and throw it in the trash bin."
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Let me get this right...
"Let me get this right..."
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...shithead!
"...shithead!"
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You kill me.
"You kill me."
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-You think I was a terrific Juliet-- -You were!
"-You think I was a terrific Juliet-- -You were!"
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Thanks. And you think that I stole a dress, and then threw it away!
"Thanks. And you think that I stole a dress, and then threw it away!"
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-Right! -You think I have nothing on under this?
"-Right! -You think I have nothing on under this?"
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I know that you don't.
"I know that you don't."
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-More wine, sir? -What is this stuff?
"-More wine, sir? -What is this stuff?"
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-Domestic '65. Hot, isn't it? -Was that a good year?
"-Domestic '65. Hot, isn't it? -Was that a good year?"
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-The best ever. -It's a bitch.
"-The best ever. -It's a bitch."
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-What did you say? -I didn't say nothing, ma'am.
"-What did you say? -I didn't say nothing, ma'am."
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-I'm feeling something very strange. -That's my leg.
"-I'm feeling something very strange. -That's my leg."
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Oh, that's all right. Hit him again, Harry.
"Oh, that's all right. Hit him again, Harry."
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Yes, ma'am. Hitting you again, Father.
"Yes, ma'am. Hitting you again, Father."
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You know, I've never felt like this before.
"You know, I've never felt like this before."
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You know, I'm.... I'm....
"You know, I'm.... I'm...."
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Horny?
"Horny?"
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-Yes? -Which reminds me.
"-Yes? -Which reminds me."
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There's something I always wanted to ask someone like you. Do you get much?
"There's something I always wanted to ask someone like you. Do you get much?"
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Not too often. Just an occasional glass at dinner.
"Not too often. Just an occasional glass at dinner."
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That's not what she meant.
"That's not what she meant."
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-Harry. -Yes, yes, yes.
"-Harry. -Yes, yes, yes."
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The most wonderful thing just happened.
"The most wonderful thing just happened."
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Me too.
"Me too."
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She's bad, ain't she? What are you laughing for?
"She's bad, ain't she? What are you laughing for?"
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Harry, I got fired today.
"Harry, I got fired today."
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-I got fired too. -What do you mean?
"-I got fired too. -What do you mean?"
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-I got fired. -You got fired?
"-I got fired. -You got fired?"
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Today? This afternoon?
"Today? This afternoon?"
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-Yep. -Between 3:30 and 4?
"-Yep. -Between 3:30 and 4?"
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Yeah, about that. What happened? I win a prize?
"Yeah, about that. What happened? I win a prize?"
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Harry. This is fantastic!
"Harry. This is fantastic!"
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-Any deaths we can celebrate too? -Don't you know what I'm saying?
"-Any deaths we can celebrate too? -Don't you know what I'm saying?"
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-Skip. -Hi, Nancy.
"-Skip. -Hi, Nancy."
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-How you doing, honey? -How you doing, Nancy?
"-How you doing, honey? -How you doing, Nancy?"
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-I'm sitting back there. -Nancy, hello.
"-I'm sitting back there. -Nancy, hello."
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-Okay. -Harry-- You don't introduce me?
"-Okay. -Harry-- You don't introduce me?"
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-She's not for you. -What do you mean?
"-She's not for you. -What do you mean?"
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-Nancy is a fascinating girl. -Yeah.
"-Nancy is a fascinating girl. -Yeah."
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She may be the single hottest girl on the East Side.
"She may be the single hottest girl on the East Side."
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But when you wake up, you'll find she's not very serious.
"But when you wake up, you'll find she's not very serious."
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Neither am l.
"Neither am l."
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Harry, listen to me.
"Harry, listen to me."
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For the first time in our lives, we're free.
"For the first time in our lives, we're free."
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Yeah, free to walk in the cold. To be ridiculed.
"Yeah, free to walk in the cold. To be ridiculed."
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I don't mean that.
"I don't mean that."
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I mean we're free to get out of this city. It's driving me buggy.
"I mean we're free to get out of this city. It's driving me buggy."
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What are you trying to pull?
"What are you trying to pull?"
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I gave you a $10 bill. Think I'm crazy?
"I gave you a $10 bill. Think I'm crazy?"
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And it's 8:50 on the clock. Okay?
"And it's 8:50 on the clock. Okay?"
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-You gave me a buck, not 10. -Bullshit! I gave you a 10!
"-You gave me a buck, not 10. -Bullshit! I gave you a 10!"
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-Why are you trying to steal from me? -Get lost, Chico.
"-Why are you trying to steal from me? -Get lost, Chico."
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See what this city does to people? They need room to breathe.
"See what this city does to people? They need room to breathe."
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They need love, affection!
"They need love, affection!"
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The little guy needs money. The big guy needs a two-by-four to his head.
"The little guy needs money. The big guy needs a two-by-four to his head."
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All they need is someone to talk to them gently, with compassion.
"All they need is someone to talk to them gently, with compassion."
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-That's all they need. -Are you serious? Huh?
"-That's all they need. -Are you serious? Huh?"
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I'm serious. That's what I don't like about this city.
"I'm serious. That's what I don't like about this city."
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-You're a saint. -Why make fun of me?
"-You're a saint. -Why make fun of me?"
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You ought to go over there. They're gentlemen, they'll understand.
"You ought to go over there. They're gentlemen, they'll understand."
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Because you convinced me. Go on over there, tell them what you told me.
"Because you convinced me. Go on over there, tell them what you told me."
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Go on over there.
"Go on over there."
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-Okay. -Skip, what are you--? Skip!
"-Okay. -Skip, what are you--? Skip!"
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Skip, don't go over there, man.
"Skip, don't go over there, man."
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-Skip. -Oh, hi, Lana.
"-Skip. -Oh, hi, Lana."
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Call me.
"Call me."
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Excuse me. Hold on one second, fellas.
"Excuse me. Hold on one second, fellas."
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Listen, I know this is a delicate situation.
"Listen, I know this is a delicate situation."
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